Feb 18, 2022 5:00 PM
notCreator
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DarkSock
Wipe…? In THIS economy???
Tomcruiseisinyoursockdrawer
Dammit you got me!
etherealvision
First time one of these has gotten me
WarmApple314
How the fuck did you know
dagnorbert
I was going to… but then I saw this. You don’t get to tell me when to wipe!! Swipe….
Spoopytoad
I'm literally mid turd right now, shut up...
isthisjunkmail
This guy gets it. Thanks, bub.
NarutoUserMaki
You're right. My coffee is getting cold
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
But, I wasn't pooping... oh god
alcamar
I did, just didn't finish before i got to you. Guess it's time to finish up now
cozynester
yes Sir
jolatuke
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Not until it's dry and crusty
HONHHONHHONHTITTYCROISSANTS
JohnnyDewDew
Thanks, I needed this just now
whyaminotstudying
I've been internetting on bed and just went to poop. I've been writing this while the magic happens.
BriefcaseTacos
But I haven't even lost feeling in my legs yet!
the3truth4
Thanks!
FeloniousMonk13
wait... u guys wipe??
6mmLewis
Thanks @notCreator - how the fuck did you know?! ?
DerputyBrown
Just started but still thanks for the early reminder.
SnarfyMcSnarferson
They call em shit posts for a reason
iwrotethisonthetoilet
I feel this especially
Stampedeo
Wiping? Pffft, not in this economy
GorillaPilot
barf1189
Zucheto
Nice gape
Chefpnut
Don’t forget to use the poop knife.
bambulina
But I'm not done pooping?
TheEvilPlatypus
DnZeroes
nope... nope, it's gone.
NotACanadian
Why do people take their phone when they poop? Why do some people take so long to poop that they need a phone?
nero4ty2
scroll or read the news in the morning to wake up a little before starting the day, and some people have different pooping habits
skylardarkfox
Pooping on company time. Make the most of it.
DarkSock
Wipe…? In THIS economy???
Tomcruiseisinyoursockdrawer
Dammit you got me!
etherealvision
First time one of these has gotten me
WarmApple314
How the fuck did you know
dagnorbert
I was going to… but then I saw this. You don’t get to tell me when to wipe!! Swipe….
Spoopytoad
I'm literally mid turd right now, shut up...
isthisjunkmail
This guy gets it. Thanks, bub.
NarutoUserMaki
You're right. My coffee is getting cold
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
But, I wasn't pooping... oh god
alcamar
I did, just didn't finish before i got to you. Guess it's time to finish up now
cozynester
yes Sir
jolatuke
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Not until it's dry and crusty
HONHHONHHONHTITTYCROISSANTS
JohnnyDewDew
Thanks, I needed this just now
whyaminotstudying
I've been internetting on bed and just went to poop. I've been writing this while the magic happens.
BriefcaseTacos
But I haven't even lost feeling in my legs yet!
the3truth4
Thanks!
FeloniousMonk13
wait... u guys wipe??
6mmLewis
Thanks @notCreator - how the fuck did you know?! ?
DerputyBrown
Just started but still thanks for the early reminder.
SnarfyMcSnarferson
They call em shit posts for a reason
iwrotethisonthetoilet
I feel this especially
Stampedeo
Wiping? Pffft, not in this economy
GorillaPilot
barf1189
Zucheto
Nice gape
Chefpnut
Don’t forget to use the poop knife.
bambulina
But I'm not done pooping?
TheEvilPlatypus
DnZeroes
NotACanadian
Why do people take their phone when they poop? Why do some people take so long to poop that they need a phone?
nero4ty2
scroll or read the news in the morning to wake up a little before starting the day, and some people have different pooping habits
skylardarkfox
Pooping on company time. Make the most of it.