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Oct 20, 2016 11:02 AM
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McGreed
Jokes on them, just haven't found the bodies yet.
Promethianfire
Meanwhile in Chicago....
dakineimages
In unrelated news the Detroit dispatch center has been out of power for 36hours...
Wowidintknowicouldmakeyoulosesomuchtimereadingthis
Cant kill if there is nothing to kill right
bizzarotime
*that we know of
WickedSerpent
10 cops got fired. Probably
JustYourAverageNerd
that they know of
stayoutofmypersonalspace
Yea because everyone's busy stealing fucking cars!mines been gone for a fucking month getting repaired from its rimless ghost ride.
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
That they knownof
airwalker4567
the suspense is killing them.
FlailingDildo
The police in my city has fired only one shot in the past 10 years.
Brezzz
Found this post curious and then saw the username...
cole5law
We did it! We made it!!!
heterosexualsnowflake
Bunch of mysterious suicides though...
urnbeth
fartknockers
The bodies just haven't been found yet
TresusIbor
Worst. Password. Ever.
BewareOfBOB
I need you in my life so I can fact check your username.
718bmt
"It's called juking the stats" - Prezbo
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
I call bs. Somewhere around there someone got murdered and it's just being kept on the DL
oTKo
This is like 3 years old btw
fartknockers
Still haven't found the bodies
BewareOfBOB
...and was that record broken?
fartharder
Probably not.
closemyeyesinismona
I called but they didn't seem very amused
BewareOfBOB
Probably they couldn't find any witnesses to testify for this record.
closemyeyesinismona
The witnesses are off the record it seems
trekkiedane
Wow, is this news just breaking? - Is it spreading to other US cities?
zoomycaterpillar
What's with my Michigan being on the front page so many times this week what is happppppenin
BewareOfBOB
There's a weirdo on the loose who adds extra "p"s in words.
zoomycaterpillar
What's haaaaaaaapenin'
stewartm0205
Large cities have more murders because they have more people.
3for25
The greater montreal area has 4 million people and only 15 murders so far this year. Chicago has 600+
ZombiesAreOkay
Well, they just haven't found them yet
justahumanonline
meanwhile, in Chicago: "no murders in 36 minutes"
neil137
this just in, it turns out all the officers were dead so they couldn't report the crimes
tbow
ALLSTATEAGENT
It was a live broadcast - the previous days tally was stuck in the producers junk mail :/
usmikeyl48
What do you mean?
ALLSTATEAGENT
Whats holding you up?
Retrorevenge
I work in Detroit and never felt like I was in danger. I think Chicago is way worse in my opinion. They shoot people for no reason there.
zoomycaterpillar
Detroit is kinda creepy but great. Used to spend a lot of time down there with a Wayne state friend. Semi safe areas and super not...
jaminjimmyjames
Kinda like LA in the 90's, or New York in the 80's. Everyone gets a turn as the shitty, most dangerous city. *looks over at Dubuque, Iowa*
22ndCenturyTransient
Nah, they have a reason. It's just all the thugtards have shit aim and hit anyone but their target most of the time.
xcrit
There is always a job for them with the Empire.
MyifanW
they're big places with good and bad parts.
JeremieC
St. Louis - east side...Seriously rough.
StylesB
Made #1 on per capita list this year
AggressivelyPassive
I dare you to come to Chicago and say that to my face!
whyamithewayiam
Did they already kill everyone? Is anybody left?
DrKriegersClone
Would the last one out, please turn off the lights?
breezecakeyum
Well there still is that one dude down the street.
SpanxBySpanx
In still stuck in downtown at work... hopefully they get here soon. Would be nice to end this day on a good note.
xZelas
As a detroiter, yes we're all dead
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
Yeah they just ran out of bullets and the rubble from the buildings hasn't eroded enough to throw yet. Give it time.
JoshuaArnold561
we just need to give it a few days.
residentbiologist
Username checks out
DoSheGotTheJetSkiSeaDoo
MULATTO BUTTS
SilverWingsofMorning
Meanwhile Chicago had 90 murders in The past month
fistermatic5000
Let's talk about a little thing called "per capita" because I live in New Orleans
DorInte
Humans fucking suck
SilverWingsofMorning
You got to take the good with the bad
Snarkoleptic
Maybe over there.
BewareTheCrocigator
We have hardly any murders in NZ, if that helps.
Bman8444
Yeah that's we're killing them... Duh
Vaanhalen
You should look up the race breakdown on those murders. Just go on a personal discovery.
DougDeNasty
http://heyjackass.com/