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HermanManly
DURARARA!
CarInAVet
If TV has taught me anything, she is on her way to either commit crime or prevent it.
Ulfzark
MellowHippy
If you had a red laser pointer you could get her to follow you home
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Yeah I can bring a girl home too with some chloroform, duct tape, and a rag. What's your point?
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
nicokzk
デュラララ!!
annfranksbhole
DudleyWhiskas
willowhoot
Magical.
darkhalfbreed
Celty!
Orchards
Except the helmet isn't yellow :(
darkhalfbreed
Well Celty inspired
bridgetochlamydia
Needs more padding.
memelordnito
Definitely, but at least she has a god damn helmet.
BrianStuart
I'll be in my bunk.
KELPIEGIRL
Damn 3/4 of these comments are so cringy, it's like a group of 13 year olds seeing boobs for the first time
kuroscorpion
Durarara!!!
sassymcsassypants
That leather isn't protecting anything when she bails. Just saying.
drenix
She's immortal and that is actually made if shadows, nit leather so she probably going to be ok.
dafacelifter
woodplOw
lurkinginpublic
You. I like you. Consistency is an underrated quality
SuperLongTimeLurker
I like your wood plow.
TitaTitanium
What?
IllegalDuckling
He just wanted to show you his favorite tool for tilling his soil.
OmniscientZiltoid
It's a wood plow. Would plow.
meteorfall
where's the zoooooooom
SometimesIJust
Zoom zoom!
LunaNoshi
http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqon6yiRN1qfir59o1_500.gif
MasterofNoneSon
Danishlmgurian
But how would you do it, sir Trump, sir?
Murderruss
Well played, sir
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
Dustyblue
My fetish right there:
CaptainWinky17
youfreakinerd
Your comment is far underrated. Btw, do you have sauce?
QuazMasta
Is it raining upward in that gif?
majorcovert
I really miss my Kawasaki z1000s
UffDaDan
That's what that is, not the Er6n or whatever 650cc version of a naked bike? Honestly looking at one
CoatHanger
hope you got rid of that disgusting exhaust
majorcovert
Mine was half that size and all black
AgustInFire
Vcinasia
Goddammit bruce
n080dy123
I will never get past the association with that damned joke.
Swedenland
But it's Wednesday
TheFrozenCanadian
96dash96
can someone revive the whole post of fapping on the neighbors lawn at 2:30 am or something I haven't seen it in ages
n080dy123
But it's most certainly 2:39am somewhere in the world.
browsib
...Not necessarily
ClaireAugustus
Maybe, maybe not. Timezones are weird
ProbablyPooping
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but doesn't every timezone have the same minutes? Only hours change?
PaprikaSix
A few zones are offset by 30 or 45 minutes, but most are whole hours, source: wikipedia. Not gonna fuck you, but you're wrong there
Bob64
DurendaI
"Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?"
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
"I can't understand you, go back to your country!"
hollllllandia
A cat is fine, too.
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
I'M DONE FOR
JessieJanson
Age old tale of love. Guy wants to screw girl, girl doesn't want to be screwed so she turns into a cat thinking shes safe.
Bob64
MrKestryl
Durarara much...
Vicith
Actually the helmet was a different color, putting cat ears on a bike helmet doesnt turn them into a durarara cosplay
MrKestryl
I never said it was cosplay all I was stating was that it reminded me of Celty from Durarara.
OhNuggins
Pedantic much...
rollotomosi
NEAT! When she lays that down the only thing left will be her boots and a head! The rest? A chewed up bucket of KFC.
SpecialProjectY
No motorcycle fairings/windshield too...
GoochoLibre
I think competent PPE in all black is actually really sexy. This is not that.
Cosmogonic
purple people eater? where?
QuazMasta
At least she's wearing pants and sleeves? Unlike 50% of men her age that I see around here. Shorts and T-shirts, woo! Sometimes no helmet.
magmakensuke
Yeah, seems like a pretty large group of men and women her age both usually wear pretty much nothing. Bro-dudes wear shorts and beaters
magmakensuke
And women wear daisy dukes and sleeveless shirts as well (sometimes even bikinis...though guys go without shirts...ugh....Rider gear, need
TheGreatWhiteWolf
Too much money and not enough sense. If she wrecks she'll be the poster child for road rash.
allofthesefregginusernamesaretaken
Nah she'd be dead
droppointalpha
No one ever warns ppl about having a road-rashed corpse & full leather does not change the likelihood of death, how have you concluded this?
DrBrogbo
No more so than anyone else who isn't wearing full armored gear. Especially since that could actually be leather.
n8rist
In my mind, the suit is most definitely leather.
TheGreatWhiteWolf
That suit is definitely not leather. Too pliable. Even if it is, it's much too thin.
droppointalpha
Seems like some assumptions. Thickness requirement is dependent on anticipated speed. Pliability can be improved w/ neatsfoot oil. And
droppointalpha
even if it is not leather, alternative materials are not auto-bad. Fake leather materials like Polyurethane have good abrasion resistance &
droppointalpha
I'm told from engineering buddies that recycled polyethylene terephthalate (PET) could be useful but I am less familiar with the prospects
Tapczano
Lucky to know her in person. Lives in Wrocław, Poland
TanithRosenbaum
Well, ask her if she could do a photo shoot for us. I'm sure it'll be well received...
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TanithRosenbaum
Well you gonna show us or what?
detoxfive
Tell her she's awesome
ZiomalZParafii
Say meow to her from Poznań ;-)
torsionspace
In poland, pussy chases you.
fozzibab
I don't believe you at all.
SirCatLord
I don't know how, but after first look I was almost sure, this is Wrocław :D Greetings from Krakow!
Imsotiredofyouamerica
Bastard!
XZorbys
Nice duppa
rumandbass
Seems like a better reply to this comment would be, "neat!".
xKeiserSozex
Just played Woodstock in Poland. The women there are are crazy beautiful. Was kind of weird that so many of them ride bikes like this.
DickDastardly404
Tell her to get some decent road leathers before she becomes a quarter mile stripe of strawberry jam.
JustMud
First thing I thought when I saw this. Synthetic "leather" holds up to skids about as well as wet toilet paper..
SithElephant
Surely she just needs a pad at that time of the month.
Dominionix
Great, ask her to swap out that God awful backbox then please. Ruining a beautiful bike!
Tapczano
She'd look way better on the R1 tho
Lexsteel11
I'm too busy thinking about a different box in this picture, ifyouknowwhatimean.. her vagina.
freshage
Yayyy, I like Poland (no seriously, Gdansk is my fave and I'm slowly learning Polish. It's impossible for an English man).
shadowmech89
You mean, Danzig? ;)
catastrophicClara
Boyfriend is polish, trying to learn it.... Success not visible so far
PJPantsParty
Same here! Visited a few years back with family and can't wait to return
Kicitka
You didn't by any chance study at Essex? I mean hours many English guys stay in Gdańsk and try to pick up some Polish?
Kicitka
*how
trasneoir
For starters, the pronunciation vs spelling of Wroclaw is a bit mind boggling for me.
TastyTastyScience
That's probably because it's Wrocław, not Wroclaw. It makes all the difference.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Danzig is Prussian *Goosesteps into rage*
peoplecalltheromanstheygothehouse
Need some breathing space huh?
Ggggggghhjhh
Lebensraum?
Tapczano
Can relate lmao I have a friend from NYC who's been living in Poland for almost 12yrs and only thing he learned by this time is to say hello
bannyd
i'm married to a polish girl - being a musician, i started making up a stupid song w/ made up words and said "dupa" in front of her babcia
bannyd
i had no idea what i said - but, boy did I receive a look that i'll never forget!
IminlovewithChipotle
You said butt.
freshage
I've got 'wine please' down to a T.
Tapczano
Vodka works better here trust me ;)
ZiomalZParafii
let me quote some song: "kawa się nadawa, lecz gorzała szybciej działa" ;)
freshage
I got it wrong once and asked for a shot of water in a bar. Barman laughed, handed it over and said 'on the house'.