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Targaryen Things
Aug 27, 2017 3:37 PM
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youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
God do I hate game of thrones posts, but that shit's funny
parisforce
Stop censoring, you silly fucks
rasheans
Not all targas had that fire proof skin u know.? Remember visis?
peachdeleche
My bf just pointed this out last night .
DefenderOfDog
The reason no one found the body is ghost at it
TheresASeinfeldGifForThis
His name was Robert Paulson...His name was Robert Paulson...His name was Robert Paulson...His name was Robert Paulson...
Zagashi
All the incest amongst the Targaryen's was to keep this trait. It was lost over time, but Dany has it now. Recessive Dragon genes.
NachoPete
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnxmo7URIT1qgz7buo1_500.gif
SugaryDepression
awe...Sammy's such a cutie.
jsnforce
Okay. As a guy who can't get into GoT: Are they really "dragonblooded" and does that mean an ancestor shagged a dragon before?
nemo3590
No. There does seem to be some sort of magical mental bond that some can accomplish. The rest is metaphor & exaggeration.
jsnforce
So like, the while fireproof thing is a trick?
nemo3590
It only happens once in the books, and there was likely magical intervention. Not sure what the show's rationale is.
jsnforce
Interesting. I can't really stand the "your favorite character will die" thing, but I've seen a few clips that almost make me wanna see it.
leEnigmatique
Tagaryens aren't fireresistent, I mean just take a look at viserys
TheThingsTheyCarried
That wasn't exactly fire, though
Imhonestlypartying
Targaryens can't be burned by fire, molton gold is another thing entirely
Stuebydoo
it's like the first bite of a hot pocket
Swiffty
Targaeryans aren't so much "fire proof" as they are "fire resistant". The show makes them out to be totally unfazed by fire which isn't true
BootyWrangler69
Yes they can. That's how Aegon 5 died. Tragedy at Summerhall
Elven91
Dany (not Targaryens) can't be fazed by heat, in both books and series she is immune to scalding hot water, incandescent metal and cinders.
TheManTheMythTheMildDissapointment
Yeah they can. One of the targaryen kings drank wildfire and burned to death
Burntoutwaiter
One hell of a party trick
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
Yes they can, at least in the books the whole "fireproof" thing was only supposed to be one time
idontevenknowdude
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Tikityler
There are a lot of differences from books to TV. Catelyn Stark for example.
KangInDaNarth
Only Dany has shown that, which is why they call her the unburnt
Imhonestlypartying
You should read the world of ice and fire
Elven91
I did, I also have "the world of ice and fire" and I know he is right
greenwedel
Why is his dick censored?
Canofminus
Fret not, my friend. The internet is full of old man dick pics. Go! Enjoy!
ImCherokeeJack
Looks like Megan Fox's thumb.
eadanke
I think it's just got cobwebs from long years on the wall.
JayEnfield
Last time I posted an uncensored tiny cartoon dick on imgur, it got deleted and I got a very nasty letter about it. :(
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
Dickoff
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Indeed society's nudity taboo is a issue that warrants serious discussion.
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
That's ash. :>
TheThingsTheyCarried
It's not. Dude just doesn't ever shave
1good100
Isn't that what the fire is for?
iEatRectum
His head hair wasn't burned off so his pubes probably survived.
BeepBoopDeepDerp
I have been doing it wrong this entire time
gimmesteamcards
It's just blurry
thedogemperorofmankind
ah, he's asian
1819161317
My guess is that this came from 9gag/Facebook. Last time I saw it the D was out
interrobangster
#dicksout
presidentjoebiden
#dicksin
creativitylack
#dickon
CallSignTinMan
Bahahahahaha! - Sir Bronn of the Blackwater
SomethingWithTurquoise
Is it actually a thing with all targaryens? I thought it was just Dany because she was a spicy dragon parent
PhiIIipJFry
I thought each of the 3 heads of the dragon would be immune to fire, so not all of them but Jon would be.
TeamNegan
In the show maybe. In the books no.
stjohnallerdyce
That's how she knew her brother wasn't really a dragon
ag166
all targaryens are cremated, not buried. most burn up though.
ImgurPrince
Pretty sure it's just Danny, thus the "unburnt" title.
FakeGamerGirl
Pretty sure it's just a one-time thing. Hence "unburnt" rather than "non-flammable".
OrkfaellerX
Except it happned four or five times in the series.
lAlwaysUpvotePugs
In the books, yes. But not on HBO
cthulhaa
The mad king burned family members at the stake to see if they were pure blood.. and if they were they wouldn't die
cthulhaa
Its part of the whole reason the mad king was so obsessed with burning people
Swiffty
Yep, Targaeryans have the "blood of the dragon". It essentially makes them more resistant to heat than other people
mabbo
Tell that to Viserys.
amazingrusher
resistant =/= immune
BionicBub
Aemon's brother was burned alive trying to hatch dragon eggs. Only chosen Targaryens are unburnt.
yummmmm
o cooool as someone that hasnt read the books i didnt realize there was some precedent for how to birth draginzz
Swiffty
There are no "unburnt" Targaryans. Fire will still mess them up, but they generally have a higher tolerance to heat. But even that is up -
BionicBub
It's tough to say if that holds up in the show, as Dani walked straight out of that raging ass bonfire in Vaes Dothrak.
Swiffty
- for debate. In the books for example, Dany has been properly burnt by fire
uninquisitor
If it were for all targaryens, then Viserys wouldn't have dies the way he did.
RahMonkey
Molten gold is not fire, eh, maybe.
TinyRocktopus
"True dragons" are fire proof viserys was not a true dragon according to Danny monologue in the books
ChristopherKostyshyn
It's mentioned in the show, too. "He is no dragon... Fire cannot kill a dragon."