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Mar 9, 2017 9:48 PM
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G0MeatCube
Finally
TurtBurglar
That's clever. As someone who has panhandled before, I really appreciate clever signs.
imadeulook
OrionDax
You're just a little late ...
Rovolloth
What is this, Garry's mod?
wildcatfan4life
Kanye is going to have some stiff competition in 2020.
Oldewolf
You forgot: send Obama back to Africa.
ExplainThisJoke
I see the libertarians finally got that budget increase
wadatahmydamie
Hey Libertarians:
TylerTheAnarchist
As someone who has worked for the libertarian party. I've seen our books. We broke.
danishjuggler21
Lol nice
Telharmonius
#1 and #3 are fine. Not sure about #2. Not yet seen convincing evidence of actual culpability.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
By that logic you can't be fine with #1 because we have no evidence of him being from Mexico. Justice for all, not for some.
Badfog72
Good luck person who doesn't have money
ellisDtripp25
So you have the same word and spell it right once and wrong once
Janusha
In USA right now, you could actually win the whole thing on those 3 promises.
wickedlamb
*.campaign
GeorgeRobertTwelvesHewes
This is one crafty ass hobo. A clever sign goes a long way in the begging industry. Marketing
ThreeCheeses
Campaign spelled wrong and then right on the same sign...
amc21101
Has there been any proof to convict Hilary? Seems like he still believes trump, even if he's sending to Mexico
AdamNeverAskedForThisJensen
marilize legajuana
mommynator
We'd have to discuss #1, not sur Mexico deserves that...
jellyunicornfishy
Upvote
CaptainNemo10
I'd vote for him
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
The last one will allow every other problem to solve itself.
Astrangeimageeveryday
HashbrownsOfLove
That's a really mean thing to do to Mexico.
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
Well, Mexico is probably gonna make the US pay for it.
PrinceAlexander002
Your very right
MexImgurian
As a Mexican can confirm. Please don't do that
Leathlobhair
Absolutely barbaric
PMMeYOURBoobsPlz
Send him to Canada to make up for Beiber
srirachaAddict
yes! it is! I live in Mexico and I don't want that cheeto over here ruining it...send him to Antartica
ChimeraGryph01
well the Cartel would probably kill him and do us all a favor... you'd be branded as a global hero and probably a better trade deal
encodoc
Then take your illegals back and we'll keep our president instead.
srirachaAddict
We have plenty of illegal Americans working here too. How bout we trade them instead
malikcarr
You got a deal. Seriously sign us the fuck up.
NotFunMagnet
Its fine, they're dirty people.
Mavgurian
Come on, meat is meat.
drenchedindingleberries
Dope tactic
wadatahmydamie
What, we haven't seen enough of the consequences of electing a dimwitted asshole?
encodoc
Luckily President Trump is here to fix 8 years of Obama
wadatahmydamie
Yeah, I was getting sick of peace and prosperity.
Bardcrest
he has my vote
CloudCider
But Pence
Bardcrest
Re-Pence! Re-Pence!! RE-PENCE!!!!!
Navery
And my sword
Bardcrest
and my bow
IHaveAMemeForThis
AND MY AXE!
Bardcrest
(you mean the one who just shattered?)
fuck123456789
i still dont get why people want to put hillary in jail
SomeCrazyNerd
Unproven criminal charges they assume are entirely correct because hype.
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fuck123456789
i hate the bitch
fuck123456789
i am not a hillary supporter and did not vote for her
Lugh314159
because of all the Bengazi emails! Duh!
MarvaNipp
BECAUSE EMAILS!!
fuck123456789
oh the same thing Trumps Team is doing XD
AngelicOrb
She was working with Obama to send funds to the middle east as well as giving them weapons. What do you think the Clinton Foundation was for
fuck123456789
lol
hakdragon
Might as well arrest the CIA then too.
HydrochloricKitten
I might say something in reply to this but given the NSA and their friendly terms with the CIA, I'll refrain.
Edumicationfication
For using an unsecured personal email servers for state business, then allegedly deleting some of those emails after the investigation began
Edumicationfication
Again allegedly; 110 of those emails contained classified information so if those emails were intercepted they could have cost lives.
Edumicationfication
The FBI declined to investigate further\press charges since it was deemed "careless" rather than "intentional".
rocketturttle
want the whole list? it starts in the 90s, so we might be here a while
rocketturttle
how bout we play a game where you give a year after 1995, and I'll give you a crime she committed that would have landed you or me in jail
fuck123456789
let me guess, is Pizzagate on the list?
rocketturttle
haha no.
rocketturttle
My favorite: she deleted files off a server that was used for government communication. Illegal, thanks to a law SHE helped pass in 2007
fuck123456789
any "suicides" on the list? pictures with red circles?
rocketturttle
A. no. B. in general, when people who oppose or could hurt politicians get offed, the subject politician almost never knows their connection
CannedOatmeal
The whole emails and jeopardizing government secrets and also she can be a wee bit of a cunt at times
sirbartonslady
Being a jackass/cunt is not a crime, or else the cheeto in chief would be in jail for life.
CannedOatmeal
The south will rise again
fuck123456789
The only valid confederate flag is pure white
2017betterbegood
Tell Pence that. He agrees with you. Oh, wait...
wadatahmydamie
Most of Trump's staff has their own private servers, and several have committed treason.
fuck123456789
we dont arrest people for being cunts or you'd be in jail
TheGhostInAJar
TheGhostInAJar
Add "execute people who use emojis in memes" and he has my vote
greasyweiner
lol ????????
Xtr0rDinary
???????????????? truuuuu ????????????????
destess
https://imgur.com/ISH6ym7
Olyvver
What does the fr mean?
IPostATrippyGifEveryday
For real.
ThisHouseIsAPrisonOnPlanetBullShit
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson. I am four eels.
YoSoyMilk
toystory2wasok4
And in comes the wave of question marks
BeardiePDX
????
Rikoshi
Remember, it's not stealing a meme if you put emoji on it. That's like, the rules of feminism.
awohl231
Also add "slowly execute people who put an emoji in between every other word" and he's got my vote
fissnoc
????????????????
SlackerTactical
;-D
Equinox13
Just that stupid crying with laughter emoji. The others I can stand, but that one...multiple uses should be multiple executions.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Gotcha ✔️
AlternativeFactss
Oprah is the expected victor for the 2020 presidential election odds.
RICKFREAKINSANCHEZ
i want Weird Al.
Fukyu2dei
Iron man....
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
s/in memes//
iggball13
Execute people who wear emoji clothes
questionableanswers
What's with people who play emojis in movies? Sir Patrick Stewart will play a shit emoji.
ColonFilth
Execute people who wear Nirvana T-shirts and don't know about the band.
ChihiroDidNothingWrong
Execute order 66
MOTHERFUCKINGTOASTERS
And ban films about Emoji's or Mobile games.
spittleteets
...but Patrick Stewart is playing the voice of the poop emoji...
aeonicentity
Make imgur meme again...
MeeseInABucket
Execute people who use emojis in literally any part of life
Sadpandathesad
Execute the creators of the emoji movie
MrPoopyDickButt
Send creators of the emoji movie to North Korean work camps in exchange for nuclear disarmament*
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Please tell me that isn't really a thing...
SpecimenSpiff
They're spreading to the real word and it's really irritating. Coffee mugs, clothes, balloons, toys...
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Aaaah! Don't people know the golden rule? Never bring the internet to the outernet.
iggball13
Wish I could say it wasn't, but it's real. And it's plaguing America.
sexysubsandwich
C'mon America... Get it together.
Mushroombat
I'm giving her all she's got captain.
MayorLittlefingerCarcetti
What was Hillary charged with?
TinySupreme
Lol
shredthebread
Being a female politician
BrockenSpectre
Nothing, people just parrot what they hear.
N0ticeablyFAT
And how do you deport someone to a country when they aren't a citizen of that country?
SomeCrazyNerd
Lots of US citizens get deported, and many mexicans are sent to places like Nicuragua.
TheCrazyKoopaTroopa31
Well I haven't seen Trump's birth certificate so...
b1c3
Losing to trump
rockyhorrorisme
By winning 3 million more votes than he did?
pyrrhlis
Yes okay that's great your both right just don't start pleasr
apolloscrewedmeover
Long story short she exposed classified information. Whether she did so on purpose doesn't matter it's illegal it's black or white regulatio
wadatahmydamie
So are you lying, or are you stupid? Do you actually believe this, or do you know it's false but spreading it anyway?
MayorLittlefingerCarcetti
Wow! I can't believe the FBI found actual evidence of that and charged her!
rocketturttle
Silly Mayor! FBI only charges politicians that don't have the power to damage them
rocketturttle
don't forget election fraud!
wadatahmydamie
You mean like illegally scrubbing the voter rolls? Oh wait, that's CrossCheck.
MayorLittlefingerCarcetti
Woah! That's a big crime! I must have missed the state election commissions that found that evidence!
rocketturttle
hahaha. You did miss the NY election commission that found evidence of fraud (not from her) and was fired and charged with election fraud
rocketturttle
The system is broken. People with her kind of power do not get charged, not matter how much evidence
wadatahmydamie