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Imgur doesn't seem to want to upload a full dump today so here's a small one with minimal commentary because I have Shit To Do.
Bread. Get it
Pippin tax.
Today's message from Pippin: "Pippin. Pippin. pippin pippin. Pippin pippin alright pippin."
Take your meds and drink your water and be good to yourself. You are loved.
whitecheddarismyrappername
any chance you have a dump themed “big pippin’”?
Samja192
#6 umm wtf is this plant meme about...
Sadpandathesad
#5 I'm all of them? I may need therapy
Volimar
Planet of the Apes but other than the astronauts, it's all muppets.
Avocadoboi69
Have a good day @op . May the blessings of the Valar be upon you and your house.
TheDogEnd
Mental is hocus, health not pocus
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
#9 The Matrix, Hugo Weaving is real.
kaeldra
Have a good day @op. Get all the bread.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Give some to Pippin.
RalphH
#23 you need to focus more on this hocus pocus! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDW9b_ejfI
Meljardo
#3 is very, very wrong. 3 liters is around 0.79 gallons... not 12 gallons.
mowware
It's just reversed 12 liters is about 3.17 Gallons
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Holy shit is that a Sandman meme? I'm reeeeelllllllevant
TagaryenFangirl
#9 Terminator. Linda Hamilton is the only actor. I really wanna see Gonzo as the terminator. Kermit is Kyle Reese.
DonutOlympian
#9 Die Hard. Alan Rickman stays.
Thunderchunks
#6 huh? What plant?
EverNotRelevant
Jimsonweed.
Thunderchunks
Cool. I've heard of that, and that it is not to be fucked with. Thanks!
fozymandias
Your posts are so good.
ALovelyTime
#3 behold the worst conversion I’ve ever seen.
tavinjer
I didn’t even notice, that’s wonderful
ALovelyTime
(12 gallons is like 45 liters)
KaminoNeko
They did the conversion backwards.
ExtremeCowEnthusiast
#20 Okat this one hit a bit too hard
bonessasan
#5 Titania. #20 Ok, that was below the belt...
SharkleberryFinn
#6 my friend wants to know what this is
FlatPlutoSociety
Jimsonweed, aka datura. Avoid.
Totono
#13 my cabbages!!
candar
#3 3 litres is not even 1 gallon. Perhaps did the conversion backwards?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
#9 Matrix. Only human is Hugo Weaving.
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
We said the exact same thing and I only just realized it
thebruce32
#14 can confirm. How else are you supposed to get past the homeless these days?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
#9 Dark Knight, only human character is Christian Bale as Batman. Alternatively Silence of the Lambs with Jodie Foster as Clarice.
PunnyTiger
#7 frequent good sex takes the sting out of depression
Jaron58
Nice sandman references
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
#9 HOLY FUCK-momento/the mechanic would be so confusing but somehow fit the theme of the descent into, & attempt to crawl out of, insanity.
onlyhalfghost
Planet of the Apes. You basically don't need to change anything, it's just hilarious if all the apes are instead muppets.
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
I honestly thought #13 was supposed to be a thin blue line joke until I saw the cabbage man
flashedjunkmind
I still don’t get it. Could you please explain
CodyBurkett
Avatar: the last airbender.
PicassoCT
#6 name of plant?
QueefMalone
"Blind as a bat,mad as a hatter, red as a beet,hot as a hare, dry as a bone,the bowel and bladder lose their tone, and the heart runs alone"
thebruce32
Wondering the same.
thesavagery
I'm guessing datura? Maybe a poppy?
AHussarsLance
Datura I assume, I saw a whole collection of essays by people who'd taken it, and it sounds awful beyond belief
DingleberryForrest
Jimsom weed. Will absolutely fuck you up if ingested, psychosis and the works. Killed a bunch of soldiers in the Jamestown colony
keystotheairlock
You're only supposed to eat a few seeds. The whole pod can kill you. It's a really, REALLY long trip.
onecowboytoo
Should I pack a lunch and my bags?
DingleberryForrest
Pack the pantry. My father grew up in Virginia dense with jimsom and he always put it above poison ivy & oak as a not-to-fuck-with
PineyTinecones
https://erowid.org/plants/datura/
YouTurnThePageYouWashYourHands
Was gonna post this, but to the experiences section specifically. Love reading me some good experience stories.
VanessaWhips
https://erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Datura.shtml direct to experiences
OneGuyWithSixGuns
Holy crap!
EverNotRelevant
Datura, aka jimsonweed. Do not touch.
doctorbocker
Planted all over the place as a beautiful ornamental.
keystotheairlock
Check out The Teachings of Don Juan, by Carlos Castaneda, for a more medicinal explanation of its uses. Still, be very careful.
Baelnorn
Fun Fact: Scopolamine, one of the psychoactive compounds in jimsonweed is an excellent anti-nauseant and prescribed in patches at a low dose
FelixTheAnimator
It's also used to drug people in bars.
MKUltraMega
Oh crap I see that all the time in the foothills where we go hiking. Good to know!
PrepareYourAnusAgain
I saw that crap yesterday, I wont consume it, but good God
cordelionreaver
TAKE DRUGS KILL A BEAR
Toro1d
mistermiggs
The Wiki I found says it's extremely poisonous, a cause of psychosis, and leads to intense hallucinations for 12+ hours and death. No thanx
isaidihaveanewemail2000
I ate a whole seed pod when I was young and dumb. Whatever you think you see. Talk to dead people and get closure. See faces in everything
keystotheairlock
I ate half. It wasn't my first trip, but it was a fucken RIDE. fore sure. I'm kind of crazy though, so who knows?
isaidihaveanewemail2000
Not fun do not recommend
iRememberLOLcats
So microdose?
keystotheairlock
I would say eat like, three seeds. The pod contains hundreds. Do not do this unsupervised. Keep activated charcoal + water on hand.
isaidihaveanewemail2000
Not at all