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Spoiler.....
once Ragnar (edit for people who aren't aware of history) *lived on forever, her different hair style every episode was my favorite thing to see, whoever does her hair needs an award
DinoKebab
As an English man I welcome the return of our hot Viking overlords.
GermanTheHerman
The perfect Captain Marvel
TheGifEnthusiast
Ragnar the Red
TheGreatAtomsk
why would they be asleep yet? it's still a couple of hours until the pubs close for the day.
pintpullinggeek
At 5pm? Nah mate, we're not asleep, we're in the pub. Cheers!
TuityFrooty
Username checks out.
Mykeyboy
BortymcBortfeis
But you must share her with BortyMcBortface, would you still? (yup, just changed the rules)
spacecatts
What is this from
trikucian
Vikings. It's a fantastic historic-fiction TV produced by History Canada
SomoneAlwaysDiesInTheBeginingOfDisneyFilmS
We don't sleep. Sleep is for the weak
youStoleMyCleverUsername
willpwrbcn9
What TV series is this from? Vikings?
UGOLOGiC
Yes.
SuperSassySauce
I'm not asleep you bloody bastard
JustDontCare
Aren't the braids to signify how many battles she's won? Or people she's killed?
GeddaFuckAddaHere
Can’t believe she’s 40. She is insanely hot.
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
Fucking ancient peoples with their fleek ass brows and eyeshadow imagine if Rome hadn't fallen smh
DirtyLittleBirdyFeet
Completely agree about the hair award. I try to recreate some of them
yamatto
Downvoted because the SUN NEVER SETS ON HER MAJESTY'S DOMAINS. *crumpet intensifies*
puffthemagicdracula
Her outfits are badass too! If you follow her insta she’s shows peeks at what the design team comes up with. Great stuff
Nintura1182
Fun fact: in real history, she kills Ragnar
trikucian
In real history there were several Ragnars, the show smooshes them all together.
CoyotaTorona
@OP they are filming 2 minutes away from my house. I see them in the local hotels bar regularly. her hair is fab outside of the set too.
DJBBT
Is like 20 past 4 in the afternoon?
UmHowAboutAnonymous
Fancy 4:20 you say
princessbutts
4:20pm
DinoKebab
Shhh don't tell the rest of the world they are are actually awake during the day time. Leave them to their nocturnal lives.
NorrisMantooth
DidNotInhale
Fuck i love this thank you
kbetts15
At 4pm on a Tuesday? Most of us are awake
RoundThreeFIGHT
Seriously her hair is always amazing. So much work!
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Does the carpet match the drapes?
itchynipz
They say no one who’s seen the carpet has lived to tell the tale.
MechaMaster20
She's the hottest Viking woman I ever saw
TrickyChlovers
The hair style she had during her wedding with Kalf I had my stylist recreate it for my wedding.
avestrainer
But.... You didn't kill your husband, right?
TrickyChlovers
I still have use for him
ZeldaFanNr1
When global warming is heating up and melt the polar caps completely, the scottish will go up the mountains and watch the english drown.
apolloin
If they don't murder themselves over who gets the best spots.
Pardyfella
You think we don't know how to walk up a fucking hill?
ZeldaFanNr1
Nope
Falanxzealot
I think Zelda4ever thinks there aren't enough hills in England for all the English to stand on.
trikucian
I've had a problem with her character ever since she raped King Harold Finehair. And that no viewers seemed to care much about it.
Muffdiver9
I haven't really liked her since she and Ragnar split, she was cool to start with.
removekarling
Most people seem to have started hating her long before that lol
avervetmonkey
TIL she did that... But I kind of presume she isn't supposed to be a good guy, same way Ragnar wasn't?
trikucian
She was a hell of a lot more sympathetic before the rape, but after the rape, and her lack of feeling bad about it, made me hate her.
baxtherin
I doubt many Englishmen are sleeping at 4:23 in the afternoon. You do know how time zones work right?
iMcFly
@op also isn’t accounting for us Brits who have emigrated to North America. You can’t hide from all of us @op - we’re EVERYWHERE!
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WannaSeeMy
As far as everyone who doesn't live in the UK is concerned Whales is part of England.
CuttleFishOfCthulu
I think it just a crack at the "quick while America is asleep" posts you see here when we are also awake at reasonable hours.
BubblesSayingDecent
You don’t know me then sir
eetsumkaus
The Spanish on the other hand...
NothingButGoodVibes
It's because of all the tea they drink. They sleep during the afternoon. Kind of like the Latin American version of Ciesta.
Falanxzealot
That tea that's full of caffeine?
DeadPandaToucher
Its 18.14 here. Just woke my ass up
SpaghettiHeresy
Good evening gentlemen. 19:43 by now.
MemeDissector
21:32 now. and didn't anyone ever tell OP the sun never sets on the british empire?
BoldBiker
That's because not even God trusts a Brit in the dark! (Heard that a lot when I lived in England)
Iroques
The sun never sets
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Pay no mind to those bloody colonists old chap
mrwhodat
You get to spend one night with her. But..your the blood sacrifice to Odin. Do you?
nateglen350
Most definitely
AzzyBedlam
Couldn't, not my war god. This blood belongs to the Morrigan.
DinoKebab
boofhead60
nah i would wait a couple days till the festival is over
Opportunist
Bring a female virgin to the game. Checkmate.
MrRubberBurner
BortymcBortfeis
Wtf exactly mrw
AngryBadgers
Hell yeah, it's an honor to be sacrificed to Odin!
slappyJo
Hell Yeah!!...*falls asleep*....*wakes up*...fml
TheAdventuresofStealy
Fucking two birds, one stone!
91nr
I'd get a blood eagle for half a night
sciencebasedlifeform
abeardedblacksmith
only if its the "throat slit" sacrifice, not a "blood eagle" sacrifice
KayGriMi
Yes. I'm a woman married to a man and I still say yes.
erasedesire
Amen, sister
valkyrie9
I second this.
lex0r64
"My ancestors are smiling at me. Can you say the same?"
sahdad
My death comes without apology, and I Welcome the Valkyries to summon me home!
cinsoniTe
More like "...and I WELCOME the Valkyries to summon me home!"
Crowfood
Soon I shall be drinking ALE from CURVED HORNS!
ZombieBorscht
Gave up on this series halfway through season 2. Season 1 is great but every decision Ragnar makes is horrible & the bad guys always win.
trikucian
The point is that there are no bad guys, just that humans are human.
ZombieBorscht
Nah, Floki is a scumbag and so is Rollo
asanimgurianiliealot
I mean if you finished the season...
ZombieBorscht
Meh. I was getting irritated and looked up a bunch of spoilers on the wiki and have no interest in continuing the series at this point.
asanimgurianiliealot
Then you would know that Floki's actions were an act all along and Ragnar was giving the king a false sense of security before killing 1/
jackieisfly
Ragnar died??!
ImALegalAlien
No. He's still alive today.
removekarling
Considering they were foreshadowing it for 2 seasons, with one of those seasons having 20 episodes, no shit mate
LasciviousHedgehog
No, he just went down to the 7/11 for a pack of smokes.
PinkMonkeyPie
Yea, late 864 or early 865 AD in Northumbia, (that is if he truly existed at all). Real history is way more exciting than any TV show.
TheFragnatic
I agree that history is exciting. But I mean, there's a reason every historical show has added tons of things that never happened.
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sendnukes
He also wrote spoilers two times.
DinoKebab
I mean... It happened in history and also in the TV show like 2 years ago lol
khazorath
Pick up a history book
PeachIcedTea
He’s not real...
jackieisfly
But I'm American....
Poolguy84
Yeah pretty much just ruined it for me I read it before I even noticed that lil spoiler warning
Quasinconsistent
It happened in actual history, how do you not know this?
sahdad
That's an even better point than mine.
Poolguy84
Guess I must have missed that day in my Viking history class
Tacobeanandcheese
To be fair its a tv show. Granted history channel but it is really has a non fictional setting. Gods, seers that see the future, so (1)
Tacobeanandcheese
I think thats a little rude to act like someone is stupid for thinking it would be a fictional show and keep ragnar alive.
TheFragnatic
It is a little stupid expecting the 60 year old warrior constantly seeking death to survive for much longer.
sahdad
It happened back in December of 2016...
PinkMonkeyPie
Or late 864 to early 865. But you know, close enough.
Tacobeanandcheese
Its a underrated show gaining momentum so alot of people are just getting into it.
sendnukes
Give a chance to "The Last Kingdom", way better at story telling and character development. Mix of history about Vikings and fiction.
Tacobeanandcheese
I actually did watch that one first. It was good but I honestly thought the character development was not as smooth. (1)
cancerriddenlung
Yeah didn't you see him say spoiler then just start immediately saying spoilers? That's like saying "I don't mean to offend you but I hate N
WolnyLogin
It's the first time I see someone prejudiced against nitrogen.
cancerriddenlung
Nigrogen is a trash gas. #prohelium #heliumforlife
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
ever finishing sentences within the allotted 140 characters
cancerriddenlung
Alcoholistheanswer
Didn't he die two years ago though? That's hardly a spoiler at this point.
cancerriddenlung
Spoilers are always spoilers if the other person isn't a consenting adult. #stopspoilers #nomeansno #lackofconsentisnoconsent
removekarling
Thought it was a year ago...