Apr 13, 2020 11:50 PM
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Pendragon91
"I got squirrels in my pants!"
thedoomsauce
At first I thought this was a tweaker weeks into a bender.
weryrialk
metalmoco
What a pussy
adverselypossessed
v
animationaviation9000
rabies maybe?
valiumkitty
Lol.. now what sound track does this get?
evildeadtwo
use a 20g next time
mcglirkymeow
What’s with the spaz attack? Simmer down.
StevieRaveOn1963
Idiot.
StonesTwice
Just lay down
bronx72a
Or walk over to a tree.
arraitwillbegrand
worst attempt at riverdance ever
jmuije
That was way more than eight seconds, that squirrel was just showboating at that point.
lelerEldredge
Poor squirrel just wanted to say Hi and he gets beat with a sweater.
Ryukee
I thought he was a druggie at first because I see dudes move around in the street like that on the regular
GameOfLiesAndDeath
To be fair, rodents can chew through steel. That's reason enough for me to be afraid of one that tries to come at me.
MinorityOpinion
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be bitten by one, but at the same time, I think making it mad is a bad plan.
I can agree with that.
Rickdnger
Probably would’ve stopped running for his life if those pricks would’ve not freaked and stopped beating the shit out of him with a shirt.
GreenMountainFalls
I can safely say that guy is NOT channeling Steve Irwin.
kapok
Why afraid of squirrel, they eat bat.
TheCaffeineAddict
So, all asian folk eat bats. Is that what you're saying? Dudes apparently got an unfamiliar, likely non-domestic, animal crawling on him.
holycrapitsjake
Their people actually eat bat probably about as often as you people eat squirrel
cre8majic
Their claws can go through a few layers of clothing- oww!
SNKNeoGeoMVS
SamuthNBS
Why the fuck is he being so extra? Just chill out and push it off inatead of throwing your body around.
clang2101
Dumb ass. If he would have just stood still it would have climbed down.
I would've dragged him over to a tree,so the squirrel could climb up (they prolly prefer that).
Aphexius
Its a squirrel for fucks sake, harden the fuck up.
Markuspsyches
Sister lifted one a kid who's parents were just standing there screaming, she put it on her shoulder and walked away
Emracruel
My grampa needed dozens of stitches because a squirrel got inside his pants leg and got scared that it couldn't get out so 1/2
It bit and clawed his inner thighs in fear. Squirrels are wimpy until they arent
ColonelColon
It's potentially rabies and is still bitey.
Rabies schmabies
belligerentrightdoer
Squirrels aren't carriers of rabies
UpvotesLivesMatter
Dude acts like hes being attacked by a giant spider wtf..
Rabies is not fun. A lot less fun than most large spider bites.
Squirrels don't carry rabies
corkiejones19555
This guy is okay he doesn't have any nuts ??✌️.
SloppySiren
Underrated comment
Should I have used another word besides " guy " ???✌️?
No! It was great, haha. He is a pussy
wholesomeexplanation
I'm laughing at how frantically spastic he's being, but I'd 100% be the same way
agonarch
I got mugged by a squirrel in Hyde Park, London. I gave it a cadbury turkish delight bar I was eating, and it shucked it and calmed down.
averageideal
As a person who had to get rabies shots after being bitten by a chipmunk... Get that bitch off of you.
s0cietya5under
My neighbor has a pet squirrel he got as a baby. Had pictures of it from when I was a kid.
bruthalamus
cool story bro, tell it again
Typo, my neighbor had a pet squirrel when I was a kid. I have pictures at my dads house.
WinnerWinnerChickenD
Of the squirrel ?
XXXassclown
Where the hell is cousin Eddy? He usually eats these things.
Frekys
Is that from some show?
LargeVarge
National lampoons Christmas vacation
Chewthestitches
Oh, not since he found out they were high in cholesterol, Clark!
BubbleSiren
Dopplerfart
Don't hit the animal you effin moron
pineapples555
They look chinese, different mind set.
Yep. As we know I guess..
Djayy
if a squirrel be dumb enough to climb me you know its getting its brains displaced and im getting a rabies shot
Save yourself the trip. They'll tell you Squirrels aren't carriers of rabies
digivirus
Ray Stevens - Mississippi Squirrel Revival. You're welcome
cammykinscd2718
Awesome reference tyvm for reminding me of the song. Definitely fits
thetreesinlotr
Whoa. You just made me flash back to my childhood.
ChinesiumWuhanJones
This makes me miss my dad. Good times though.
tomyironmane
First thing to mind too.
LExplosion
Wow that brings me back!
ThePoopDoctor
I rediscovered this song about a month ago. My mom still has the 45 of it.
cutcutgraphic
I still have my great grand mother's cassette tape and VHS! My fave Ray song!!
WhenIGrowUpIWannaBeAnAardvark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU
missd
AHHHH THANK YOU!
friendsofsandwiches
ages ago, there was a jukebox at this bar at Big Lake. I found this song on there, and LOVED it. I then asked for whatever change my parents
could spare, and they gave me a few dollars in quarters nickles and dimes. I fed the machine, and proceeded to replay this song over an over
slagathora
unlike mulany, I wasn't over 10 at the time, and I didn't break the song up with anything else. Fortunately, most people were to drunk to ca
hotrodlady
Wow the first ever human being besides me who knows this that I've ever met!
UnbrokenStorm
I love Ray Steven's. Some of my fondest childhood memories
snoogans671
His greatest hits album was the first CD I ever purchased. 1987 I believe
fluffleupagus
We had a VHS with this and other Ray Stevens music videos on it. So many good songs.
Me too. Used to watch it on repeat haha... It's me again Margaret....are ya nekiiiiiddddd???
My cousin and I watched that every day when we were like 4.
SpringToMyWinter
The day the squirrel went berserk!
In the first south Baptist church
bulletproofsuitcase
In the first self righteous church
In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula!
bandashee
It was a fight for survival!
Freakayou
that broke down in revival.
Pendragon91
"I got squirrels in my pants!"
thedoomsauce
At first I thought this was a tweaker weeks into a bender.
weryrialk
metalmoco
What a pussy
adverselypossessed
animationaviation9000
rabies maybe?
valiumkitty
Lol.. now what sound track does this get?
evildeadtwo
use a 20g next time
mcglirkymeow
What’s with the spaz attack? Simmer down.
StevieRaveOn1963
Idiot.
StonesTwice
Just lay down
bronx72a
Or walk over to a tree.
arraitwillbegrand
worst attempt at riverdance ever
jmuije
That was way more than eight seconds, that squirrel was just showboating at that point.
lelerEldredge
Poor squirrel just wanted to say Hi and he gets beat with a sweater.
Ryukee
I thought he was a druggie at first because I see dudes move around in the street like that on the regular
GameOfLiesAndDeath
To be fair, rodents can chew through steel. That's reason enough for me to be afraid of one that tries to come at me.
MinorityOpinion
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be bitten by one, but at the same time, I think making it mad is a bad plan.
GameOfLiesAndDeath
I can agree with that.
Rickdnger
Probably would’ve stopped running for his life if those pricks would’ve not freaked and stopped beating the shit out of him with a shirt.
GreenMountainFalls
I can safely say that guy is NOT channeling Steve Irwin.
kapok
Why afraid of squirrel, they eat bat.
TheCaffeineAddict
So, all asian folk eat bats. Is that what you're saying? Dudes apparently got an unfamiliar, likely non-domestic, animal crawling on him.
holycrapitsjake
Their people actually eat bat probably about as often as you people eat squirrel
cre8majic
Their claws can go through a few layers of clothing- oww!
SNKNeoGeoMVS
SamuthNBS
Why the fuck is he being so extra? Just chill out and push it off inatead of throwing your body around.
clang2101
Dumb ass. If he would have just stood still it would have climbed down.
MinorityOpinion
I would've dragged him over to a tree,so the squirrel could climb up (they prolly prefer that).
Aphexius
Its a squirrel for fucks sake, harden the fuck up.
Markuspsyches
Sister lifted one a kid who's parents were just standing there screaming, she put it on her shoulder and walked away
Emracruel
My grampa needed dozens of stitches because a squirrel got inside his pants leg and got scared that it couldn't get out so 1/2
Emracruel
It bit and clawed his inner thighs in fear. Squirrels are wimpy until they arent
ColonelColon
It's potentially rabies and is still bitey.
Aphexius
Rabies schmabies
belligerentrightdoer
Squirrels aren't carriers of rabies
UpvotesLivesMatter
Dude acts like hes being attacked by a giant spider wtf..
ColonelColon
Rabies is not fun. A lot less fun than most large spider bites.
belligerentrightdoer
Squirrels don't carry rabies
corkiejones19555
This guy is okay he doesn't have any nuts ??✌️.
SloppySiren
Underrated comment
corkiejones19555
Should I have used another word besides " guy " ???✌️?
SloppySiren
No! It was great, haha. He is a pussy
wholesomeexplanation
I'm laughing at how frantically spastic he's being, but I'd 100% be the same way
agonarch
I got mugged by a squirrel in Hyde Park, London. I gave it a cadbury turkish delight bar I was eating, and it shucked it and calmed down.
averageideal
As a person who had to get rabies shots after being bitten by a chipmunk... Get that bitch off of you.
s0cietya5under
My neighbor has a pet squirrel he got as a baby. Had pictures of it from when I was a kid.
bruthalamus
cool story bro, tell it again
s0cietya5under
Typo, my neighbor had a pet squirrel when I was a kid. I have pictures at my dads house.
WinnerWinnerChickenD
Of the squirrel ?
XXXassclown
Where the hell is cousin Eddy? He usually eats these things.
Frekys
Is that from some show?
LargeVarge
National lampoons Christmas vacation
Chewthestitches
Oh, not since he found out they were high in cholesterol, Clark!
BubbleSiren
Dopplerfart
Don't hit the animal you effin moron
pineapples555
They look chinese, different mind set.
Dopplerfart
Yep. As we know I guess..
Djayy
if a squirrel be dumb enough to climb me you know its getting its brains displaced and im getting a rabies shot
belligerentrightdoer
Save yourself the trip. They'll tell you Squirrels aren't carriers of rabies
Dopplerfart
digivirus
Ray Stevens - Mississippi Squirrel Revival. You're welcome
cammykinscd2718
Awesome reference tyvm for reminding me of the song. Definitely fits
thetreesinlotr
Whoa. You just made me flash back to my childhood.
ChinesiumWuhanJones
This makes me miss my dad. Good times though.
tomyironmane
First thing to mind too.
LExplosion
Wow that brings me back!
ThePoopDoctor
I rediscovered this song about a month ago. My mom still has the 45 of it.
cutcutgraphic
I still have my great grand mother's cassette tape and VHS! My fave Ray song!!
WhenIGrowUpIWannaBeAnAardvark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU
missd
AHHHH THANK YOU!
friendsofsandwiches
ages ago, there was a jukebox at this bar at Big Lake. I found this song on there, and LOVED it. I then asked for whatever change my parents
friendsofsandwiches
could spare, and they gave me a few dollars in quarters nickles and dimes. I fed the machine, and proceeded to replay this song over an over
slagathora
friendsofsandwiches
unlike mulany, I wasn't over 10 at the time, and I didn't break the song up with anything else. Fortunately, most people were to drunk to ca
hotrodlady
Wow the first ever human being besides me who knows this that I've ever met!
UnbrokenStorm
I love Ray Steven's. Some of my fondest childhood memories
snoogans671
His greatest hits album was the first CD I ever purchased. 1987 I believe
fluffleupagus
We had a VHS with this and other Ray Stevens music videos on it. So many good songs.
hotrodlady
Me too. Used to watch it on repeat haha... It's me again Margaret....are ya nekiiiiiddddd???
digivirus
My cousin and I watched that every day when we were like 4.
SpringToMyWinter
The day the squirrel went berserk!
cammykinscd2718
In the first south Baptist church
bulletproofsuitcase
In the first self righteous church
cutcutgraphic
In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula!
bandashee
It was a fight for survival!
Freakayou
that broke down in revival.