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Jhacon
This dude is retarded. It's illegal to shoot people dipshit. Or do we have states where kids are being hunted for sport with 4 shells?
sanchodanger
DoYouWantAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
All cell phones should be waterproof!
QuarantineZero
TIL there are people so stupid they think it's legal to shoot schoolchildren.
fastman119
Upvote for that title, love it
lazorus1237
How about teach your kids not to be bullies. Not to hate someone due to there looks or economic situation. Then some of this can be prevent
LoveYourBodyLarry
Yes. Teach them to hate people for dumb protest signs.
darren15hewitt3
Shall not be infringed
AStupidWeeb
Everybody talking about gun control and I'm just sitting here like; all cell phones -should- be waterproof.
theDandan88
Cause school shooters are well known for following laws perfectly
FEMAcampsarereal
Sighs sadly in Australian.
JapAnus
Yeah sucks how the aussie govt treats you guys. Good luck down there
Bigfootsballsack
I am a waterfowl hunter. They are much harder to shoot than children.
JustinSane6
Um.... Is it not also illegal to hunt school children? So... they have the same rights as geese.
TheRealAethrys
Better, as it's legal to hunt geese with some restrictions.
Lulabel73
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
gostoso666
WardStradlater
As an avid firearm owner, can confirm it is illegal to shoot school children.
GhostMecha
this just in...criminals dont follow laws and now Ali with the weather
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
I'm cold!
TweakerTheBarbarian
Maybe we should arm the geese.
AllIGotWasALousyTShirt
It's legal to hunt geese. It's kinda illegal to hunt children. This is a completely backasswards argument.
RMaybeth
the man's a fool and wants to make damn sure the world knows it.
Schaade
Mission Accomplished.
WonderfunkJones
axelfive
FatWalrus44
Didn’t know there was an open season on school kids too
MrsGirafe
As a mom, this comment actually gave me horror chills.
FatWalrus44
Calm down Karen
MrsGirafe
Oh man! I’ve been called Karen twice this week :(
GodEmperor0fMankind
Is mayonnaise a weapon?
thatsnotaknife
Ban assault mayo
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
The extra-thick "gourmet" mayo certainly is. It can kill with just one spoon full.
RPeggio
More people in the US are killed with hands and fists each year than with all types of rifles— FBI Crime Statistics DOJ.gov
Imafishwithlegs
Also this https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/1927-bombing-remains-americas-deadliest-school-massacre-180963355/
SharkyMcSnarkface
Must be a lot of people getting killed by hands and fists, then.
BunkerJohn
600 (hands/feet) 350ish for rifles. The big black scary rifle is just a political scapegoat.
SharkyMcSnarkface
But here’s the thing. You can’t regulate arms and feet because they are literally attached to people. However, you can reduce the gun number
SharkyMcSnarkface
through greater regulation. Just because one problem is greater and inevitable, does not mean you cannot fix the others that can.
BunkerJohn
Except criminals have access to firearms regardless (I believe the latest statistic was 40% got their guns via a black market?) You simply>
BunkerJohn
can't reduce the supply and expect it to affect the criminals unless suddenly ALL the guns are gone; that just won't happen, and even if >
Larkins
Simple solution, have geese attend public schools.
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
...that's why they're always pissed!
2TbspOfDogAssOil
Better solution, give Geese machine guns for self defense
MarillGoRound
Quick n' easy fix: have schoolkids migrate.
samsoniteson2000
So simple.
TankBlaster24
Wasn't there just a game about that?
NotEven0nce
Uh those tags though.
fredgiblet
Given my mom's stories, they would probably be better behaved than the children.
GrouchyMarx
Given my experience, there'd be no children left for the school shooters to kill.
vezlys
Easier to swing by the neck, but less entertaining.
CompletelyOrginal
3MsAndaJTL
Ok. That was good
cbruza
have you ever met a goose?
fredgiblet
Have you ever met a child?
kaleldc86
It's actually illegal to hunt children with any gun.
thehumanoidsarecoming
its not a direct argument, its pointing out that regulation is backwards. how are you bros this dense?
qtRaven
Water gun.
ButterLube
What about water guns
qtRaven
BAN ASSAULT SUPER SOAKERS!
kaleldc86
Which is kinda the reason gun laws dont necessarily have a great track record of keeping criminals from doing illegal stuff.
ratfaceddog
How is it possible for a person to be so simple?
SharkyMcSnarkface
You can apply that to literally any law.
kaleldc86
True. But other laws dont limit law abiding citizens rigjts.
ratfaceddog
Also, the fact it’s illegal to hunt children is the REASON for that? What are you on?
kaleldc86
rights. Pills and testosterone. The caffeine so I dont fall asleep and my desk and get fired and the testosterone so I maybe get some body
kaleldc86
hair...I'm in my 30s and have like 5 nipple hairs.
LastStryker
The 2nd amendment is not about hunting. Its for self-defense against the other and tyranny. Do you think we should allow Trump to disarm us?
ratfaceddog
Most Republicans would. It wouldn’t be the first time they followed him, rather than their supposed principles.
Three6ohchris
You're a fool if you think that anyone that believes in the 2nd amendment would allow anyone, including Trump, to disarm them.
ratfaceddog
Lip service to conservative principles goes out the window when the orange demagogue contradicts them. We’ve seen it time and time again.
Three6ohchris
Since when did the left become experts on living by principles? It's a constant do as i say not as I do... Changing the rules as they go.
ratfaceddog
“I know you are, but what am I?” said the pathetic brainwashed cultist.
Three6ohchris
It also puts your ignorance about the 2nd Amendment on display. R's blindly follow Trump as much as D's blindly follow(ed) Obama.
ratfaceddog
Massive false equivalence. I’ve never met a liberal who didn’t criticize Obama. His transgressions weren’t even in the same ballpark, though
Three6ohchris
Your bias is showing again, however you've proven my point. PS- I know several liberals who have never criticized him.
ratfaceddog
No, I haven’t proven your “point.” You’ve only proven yourself to be a binary thinker who imagines reality to be perfectly balanced.
HarbourMistress
2nd amendment :A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to
HarbourMistress
keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." As an English teacher I think the second clause is dependent on the first clause. A militia.
JapAnus
The militia is all able bodies people capable of hearing arms. Technically any citizen is part of the militia.
JapAnus
The second amendment protects the right of the people, not the right of the militia. Even then, the militia is the people
BunkerJohn
The Militia includes every able-bodied man (1903 law) between 18-45. Add historical context/state constitutions, and the meaning is clear.
marsgoose
Nah you just want it to mean what you want it to mean. "the right of the people" part is pretty clear.
ratfaceddog
So, they just threw the word “regulated” in there for the hell of it?
TheFeralDog
Regulated means well supplied
JapAnus
https://constitution.org/cons/wellregu.htm
marsgoose
Nope, it meant to ensure it's regular, like a bowel movement.
HarbourMistress
A well regulated militia is a military force raised form the civilian population to supplement the army. Regulated means regulations.
TheFeralDog
You're incorrect that's today's definitely the meaning then just meant regular people fighting for their country
TheFeralDog
And regulated means well supplied so don't be an idiot and apply trades garbage when it's the language them that matters
JapAnus
Wow you must be a terrible English teacher. "well regulated" in that context means well equipped: https://constitution.org/cons/wellregu.htm
HarbourMistress
JapAnus the link is not to a dictionary or government document. It does not have credibility. Look up well regulated.
Thefen
So are you saying there should be a law that you only can load 3 shells?
pflugerville
Depends, do we have an overpopulation of children?
IconicM
Laws limiting magazine size have been proposed, and I think implemented in some states... But are unpopular.
LasciviousHedgehog
I think that is the law in the UK for shotguns, any more and its reclassified as a firearm and requires a separate license.
thehumanoidsarecoming
It's saying that we have regulation already, but need to change the regulations to fit modern needs.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Remember the Chris rock bit? Looking for bullet control instead of gun control?
Kamishiro
I’d kill you if I could afford it!
onecowboytoo
That is what Walmart has started doing.
BoozeHound001
I'd be thrilled if I could load 3 shells into my double barrel shotgun
BantersaurousRex
Chiappa Triple threat.
LupusLilium
Chiappa would like to have a word with you.
BoozeHound001
ohhhh now that's cool
abundantbadgers
But what are the 3 shells for???
TwoFlower68
ipokeangrycats
When hunting birds, you have 3 shells loaded total at a time, otherwise it’s overkill or you just suck at shooting
abundantbadgers
I must need more than 3 references then cuz that joke flew right over your head.
TwoFlower68
It's from the movie Demolition Man, the three shelllsare for wiping your butt
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pacificplinker
There is a 3 shell limit for sporting purposes, AND because we all collectively own the geese. You pay a tax to kill my geese.1/2
pacificplinker
limit ensures that you don’t blast away all my geese. Guns for protection differ. Human life has more value and requires more protection2/2
radankonator
No one owns the geese ?
pacificplinker
We all own the geese. They are the people’s geese. Why else are you required to purchase a hunting tag? Why is killing them taxed?
radankonator
Greed. Humans think they own everything
pacificplinker
You don’t understand the principal I’m trying to explain. It’s not greed, I’m stating a fact of reality.
Thefen
People's elbow people's geese sure
hokeyreligions
Well if we make a law, then everyone will follow and we'll be safer. Right?
IconicM
If the law is no AR-15 a kid can be arrested carrying the AR15. Right now he's only arrested after killing people.
ArandomDane
With the right law, It would allow people to be stopped sooner.... So safe regardless of intent.
155DangerClose
What law is that? More enforcement on borders to prevent illegal weapons coming through? good call
ArandomDane
(1/2) Oh, I thought you where talking about the US, not Mexico. As weapons are bought in the US and moved to Mexico. In Mexico the problem
ArandomDane
(2/2) is lack of enforcement of existing rules. The police does not have the manpower to deal with the cartels.
Tralinlu
It worked pretty well for the rest of the first-world countries.
mercymain12
Yeah now they only have to worry about the violent stabbing and car murders
Tralinlu
Hey, I love guns, don't get me wrong. But their ability to do harm far outweighs knives and cars. Love them, but understand their danger.
Irishda
Lot harder to get killed by a knife or car than a gun
mercymain12
It’s true but personally if I was gonna die anyway I’d rather it be quick rather than in the hood of a car
Upinthecold
*The rest of the world looks at you and nod"
155DangerClose
What? Why is one form of violence better than another 5 people dying to stab wounds isnt better than 5 people dying to gunshots
CaptainOC
I don't have the ability to throw hundreds of knives hundreds if meters at the speed of several hundred knives per minute
Upinthecold
What if there is 1 dying to stab wounds, for every 5 dying to gunshot wounds.
155DangerClose
then that WOULD be better. Except there isnt any country able to achieve such rates
MrCarrOfHerMajestysEmpire
Don’t come here and start throwing around logic and reason like that..
PartlyClauddy
I mean it depends on your child to buckshot ratio. And I'm going to hell for that one.
BantersaurousRex
Number 4 buck gives you x27 .25 calibre pellets per cartridge x 3 = 81 pellets per reload. Any more seems to take the fun. Out of the maths.
ChronicallyNostalgic
Lmfao terrible +1
thedarkcanuck
Well that all depends on the size of the child. Are we talking JK or Grade 9?
TheClayKnight
Hell you say?
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Slugs work better for when you catch them queued up. I figured you could use some company.
Kaptndammit
Flechettes have penetration and spread. We'll carpool.
Compound515
But they cause unnecessary suffering, might as well get it over quick
RexNihil
If the kids need anything, it's spread and penetration. We're all on a list now.
ItsGeno
Birdshot and duckbill to maim, bayonet to claim.
YourLocalSatanist
Nah, you gotta get those $8/shell RIP rounds. That'll stir em up
pyr0chaos
Now, if we're talking Dragons Breath, that spices things up a bit. Im Already here guys, ill be waiting in the lobby for you.
justtheendoftheworld
I laughed so I’ll be the chaperone
ghosthogger
I'll bring the snacks and beer.
OregonFlyer
As a fencer, I won’t run out of bullets. Figured you gents could use some female company.
YoungChuckNorris
While we were loading buckshot, she was studying the blade.
HankGrim
Epee, foil, or saber? We need to know how much of the kid you're allowed to hit...
OregonFlyer
Sabre, HEMA style
HankGrim
Nice, that makes like 90% of the kid good stabbin'! None of that head to belly Olympic crap!