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The perfect nutfucker
Apr 8, 2017 1:36 AM
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LiterallyFamine
A two-headed wrench, has science gone too far?
SuckatUsernames32
Actually @OP you have it backwards. The other side is metric and the other other side is standard.
tomcat14351
JJ2078
One side is fucking IMPERIAL, fucknuts... metric and imperial.. from the empire! The ENGLISH empire! English motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
BeTheHammer
azze20
Autistic squeaking
Basicwhitecotton
The amount of people in comments who legit do not get this joke is scary.
MetaSomma
LargeVarge
And if you can dodge it you can dodge a ball.
soepie7
So both sides are metric?
notapreppie
Found the non-American! Can you guys please get around to sending the metric system over here? I was promised it's arrival 30 years ago.
CanadianGunner
Haha +1
bobbylan1955
I use it to tight two nuts at one time.
Schlumpfi
Metric IS the standard. Just some minor countries and the US use the crazy old feet and wagon wheels two the next oak thing.
Michaeljav
one sides smaller .. ==> http://imgur.com/user/Jamarce
Rollandnnb
Which side is Phillips head? ==> http://imgur.com/user/Jamarce
Imsickthatday
Which side is Phillips head?
davebeastly
I've got the upgraded one where one end does both.
handparty
The classic nut-fucker or as some call it "Swedish nut lathe"
Daddyfinger
Ridgid- $156.55
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
we used to send the new guys hunting for a set of "25mm metric pliers"
deepbullet
we used to send them for the file sharpener, or the fabric stretcher...
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
you cut that board a bit short? better go to the shop and find the old 2x4 stretcher
JaredKidd
....I don't get it
asanimgurianiliealot
The wrench is adjustable. So it is one size fits all and has no units.
JaredKidd
...Really...That joke got to FP?... Damn
thisisausernameIhavechosen
I think they call that a mexican socket set
Bardcrest
Iseewhatyoudidthere.gif
LtBalto
crudeman3
TheSmitty17
EverybodysFavoriteMantis
"Standard" hahaha!!!
Oversalt
Metric is the standard of the rest of the world
outlawjosey
That's a bill collector
kryoptik
It can also be used as an alternate to sodium pentothal.
outlawjosey
The "convincer"
DrBuckarooBanzai
That's great and all, but will it still fit in my asshole?
MrPhreak
The more important question is will it come back out?
deepbullet
One way or another.
kryoptik
I thought one end was for tightening and the other was for loosening. Guess I've been using it incorrectly. Explains why I rounded some nuts
deepbullet
You're not Canadian, are you?
EyeTri
Keep your dick in a vice.
kryoptik
I have been barred from entering Canada - some odd incidents about flying with a bottle of water and stealing Canadian jobs.
EndersShadow
They took are jerbs
deepbullet
Canadians have jobs? Who knew.......
SpecimenSpiff
I actually am barred from entering Canada.
Perfekt
I got sent away from the border for being a smartass in 2008.
yesyoucancancan
Metric is standard you idiots.
busdriverdan
Tbf we are trying hard to get people in america to learn both. We have to learn the conversions in science classes.
busdriverdan
And all measurements are to be done i metric to count for a grade.
nosoupforoldmen
We have those classes in Canada too but everyone is confused by how the fuck to use imperial measurement
Jarey
There's 192 (I think) countries in the world. 189 use Metric. The other two are the US, and some small place second world place.
LordDarkwood
"The other two".
Jarey
Whoops.
LordDarkwood
+1 for whoops.
LurkerOfDarkness
Liberia, founded by the US.
NobodyExpectsTheSpanishInquistion
Didn't know the US had an African colony. Thought that was reserved for us Europeans. Though I'm Irish, so not really us.
LupusIgnis
It was populated by former American slaves who wanted to go to Africa after being freed.
LurkerOfDarkness
The US do have some colonies still though, like Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands, ironically the latter is only still a colony (1/2)
LurkerOfDarkness
Because the US bought them in 1917, had they not, the locals would have parliamentary representation, and full citizenship in Denmark. (2/2)