RobertPetersen
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Living the dream!
Skyrim on the shitter
Mar 7, 2018 7:31 PM
RobertPetersen
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Skyrim on the shitter
heartlessninja6
TheMightyBojangles
Legend says he’ll never recover feeling in his legs
Sextravaganza
Tonight nintendo teased Smash for the switch. Maybe u can finially play a good smash on the shitter
jhaney37
LiteralPotato
This was one of my main reasons for getting a switch!
iamtoolate
Now if you had a sandwich and a beer with you , why even leave the bathroom lol
razinghell666
Wait till your legs go numb
Gorperino
Let me guess... someone stole your TP roll.
TheBrofessionaI
Look at that fucking thumb.
RobertPetersen
I swear it’s perspective. I don’t feel I have a mutant hand. /a/ctMwI
TheOtherBojackHorseman
Quality shitposting
AntiAlkoholMan
Remember the first time taking the PC into bathroom. Best idea ever.
TheOneWhoSucks
No freakin' way! My friends and I have those same plastic bins, we keep D&D minis in them. Oh, Skyrim on Switch is cool, too.
Mickimgur
Did this just the once.. I sat there so long that I could no longer walk
MrChipz
Don't get confused wiping
TheReverseShock
Hammer excellent taste.
probablyahumanperson
Let me guess? Someone stole your toilet roll??
mubumubu
That zoooomm thoo!
Hands90
Nice
Mindshard
That watch band looks like it could have you charged with abuse.
iwonderwhatthemaxusernamecharacterlimitis
Real talk is skyrim good on that thing?
RobertPetersen
It’s pretty damn good. It’s not quite the Remastered edition, but it does have the improved textures and water shaders from remastered.
PragmaticHedonist
Just cruising thru the Kingdom on your porcelain throne.
istartedherpes
Jockin the skeevers, slappin the trolls
UpVoteDragons
Cellphone in one hand and Switch in the other...
zerocool711
Enjoy your hemmroids
thatsnotahealthysnackrebecca
Is that actually how you get hemorrhoids? Too much time on the toilet, resting?
SonBro
I play switch in the bathroom at work daily. What a time to be alive!
2020Gamer
Unfortunately I work at a small company, and there's only one stall for the men's room. It's quite the poor hiding spot.
NewHouse32
I play with my switch while I'm working
iloveb00bies
Why take a shit on your break when u can shit on company hours.
mongoosebeep
Is your thumb tiny or is it perspective...
WillJeSuis
He just has fat hands/arms...fat
RobertPetersen
I swear it’s perspective. I don’t feel I have a mutant hand. /a/ctMwI
mongoosebeep
Haha thank you for the clarification
Itsokyoucansaythatiusedtobeamuslim
Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the lowest part of your rectum and anus.
UnhelpfulAnswers
I was an adventurer like you, then I had to wipe my ass
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VitusApollo
Then I got shit on my knee.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Does that mean adventurers don't wipe, and that the Dragonborn saved Skyrim all the while smelling of shit?
TheDee
Great now you have e.coli on the switch.
idiotidiotidiot
So you take your GameMan and your phone to the bathroom to take a picture of you playing your GameMan on your phone in the bathroom?
RobertPetersen
Obviously.
idiotidiotidiot
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Skyrim belongs to the turds!
TheRealFireFrenzy
SKY'S RIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
CoffinFullOfPudding
Hey! Wait no....
MrPredator
Nothing like being the High-King of Skyrim, sitting atop your throne.
purplepandasquad
Skyrim belongs to the dragons, you slut
WhoStoleMySweetroll
Let me guess... Someone stole your toilet paper roll...
haquie
You know what *saves game* fuck it your first...
GalacticCrunch
I use to be an adventurer like you, until I couldn't feel my legs.
Danishlmgurian
No lolly-pissing...
ellioSpaceBaron
Kajeet has TP if you have coin
Quantumkittens
Too much Taco Bell can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two tacos and burned his toilet paper roll.
bernardld
Some posts here would be better with sound, but I'm glad there's no scratch-n-sniff.
Crestedtit
Yeah the Switch stinks!