My wife was incredibly confused as to why I insisted we continue driving to a beach to have a picnic despite the fact that a storm was rolling in soon, and even more confused about what was happening when I got down on a knee and proposed after we finished said picnic, even though she knew full well that I would be proposing on that trip. Just because it seems obvious to you, doesn't mean it's obvious to them.
not quite, a tacklehug (aka a glomp but more forceful) is a tackle that is also a hug. you run at someone, impact into them, but also hold them, generally with benevolent intent. facesitting is... well, again, sitting on someone's face, usually (but not always, WEIRDOS) done by a woman to someone else, literally covering someone's face with their butt by gently sitting on them (unless the goal is to literally kill them, PLAY NICE LADIES AND MENTLEGEN). facesitting is usually a sexual act, so ye.
The woman in the post saw it was a proposal immediately and was over the moon. My wife thought I was making a dumbass joke until she eventually realized what was happening
The funny part is that it wasn't even silly! It was just a blank background, and every time you tap the screen, another word of the sentence, "insert name here will you marry me?" would appear in fancy text!
I think some people didn’t get that it was an app for marriage and just thought it was sone random thing about an app. Took me a second to get it was for a proposal too.
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
Probably spending 5 minutes setting up the camera gave it away...
Problemwoodchuck
She could probably get into Area 51 with that Naruto run
necrojoe
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Chimaeraxxxxx
The Weasley sweater, the Jean cargo pants, and the 100% joyful reaction are all absolutely perfect
BIKEMagazine
The cropping skills are incredible too.
TimFromAccounting
More energy, more footwork
Iwouldbenick
My wife - "wait is this a joke?"
Lurch1911
I wish I could find someone that loved me 1/10 as much as she loves him…
QueenoftheGoblins
hiiamluciole
"ok, wait, wait, ask me !" so lovely !
Hootykai
When is he going to tell his wife?
pleaseacknowledgethecat
Those are good friends, as well as meant to life partners. Love it
notifybay151
VelvetWarhol
TattoosAndTENS
Marry her again
PineappleLoopsBroether
Marry her every day
flukeysnail
Cute... Frackin envious though
DumbandConfused
TupacAintDead
He got himself a golden retriever girl. Nice.
HappyBanjoGuy
And then she said, “No, thanks”?
madsander
Ruined a beautiful friendship.
drdorman86350
So did neither of them notice the camera set-up?
NotyouGuillermo
I mean ppl take pictures on the beach all the time, it's not weird.
JemIsTrulyOutrageous
I always think this too, but he could have easily lied and been like "Lets take a video of us by the ocean or lets take a picture!" to throw her off.
Einbrecher
My wife was incredibly confused as to why I insisted we continue driving to a beach to have a picnic despite the fact that a storm was rolling in soon, and even more confused about what was happening when I got down on a knee and proposed after we finished said picnic, even though she knew full well that I would be proposing on that trip. Just because it seems obvious to you, doesn't mean it's obvious to them.
Retrikaethan
ngl i was expecting her to literally tacklehug him on her way back.
parduz
Non native english speaker here: if "tacklehug" is the same as "facesitting" then i had the same expectation ....
Retrikaethan
not quite, a tacklehug (aka a glomp but more forceful) is a tackle that is also a hug. you run at someone, impact into them, but also hold them, generally with benevolent intent. facesitting is... well, again, sitting on someone's face, usually (but not always, WEIRDOS) done by a woman to someone else, literally covering someone's face with their butt by gently sitting on them (unless the goal is to literally kill them, PLAY NICE LADIES AND MENTLEGEN). facesitting is usually a sexual act, so ye.
PorneliusHubertII
She had the chance to do the funniest thing in the world when she came back and said "ask me". Should have said no as a joke lol.
JackHL01
i think that was a yes, not quite sure though!
RecurringNightmare
damn girls and their mixed signals, no one understands them ^^
seehemewe
This is an informative video for deciphering clues of when someone is into you.

A. Yes
B. No
C. Can’t tell
https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw?si=YcBAAU2Ztk-zxU54
painstream
I swear, some guys will have a woman in a wedding dress standing by him in front of an official, and he'll still wonder if she likes him.
VentricularAnomaly
Works the other way sometimes as well. I’m still occasionally baffled and amazed that he chose me.
PlacentaEaters
She's got the zoomies
whatspaulplayingtoday
Li'l golden retriever over there. Haha.
itsallaboutthecones
My thoughts exactly. Reminded me of the video where the dog got the zoomies during the proposal. I bet that's going to be a fun marriage!
BitLizard
I thought she was gonna jump into the water lol
Vempire
She almost went full Naruto
BananaForScaIe
I missed that the previous time I saw this lol. So good.
MacroMoray
I wrote an extremely basic app with the help of a friend, and my wife thought it was a shitpost until she got far enough into it
YourLatinLover
Weird flex, but ok
TheMershedPerderder
That's really cool.
ruferto
you accidentally part of your comment but after reading the others i get it
pritolus
Or you just missed the context clues. What they were saying seemed pretty evident to me at least
capngoat
Cool, I guess?
Unsure how it's relevant to this post though. 🤔
MacroMoray
The woman in the post saw it was a proposal immediately and was over the moon. My wife thought I was making a dumbass joke until she eventually realized what was happening
indomara
I don't get the negative comments here, I think writing a silly app to propose to your wife is sweet ❤️
MacroMoray
The funny part is that it wasn't even silly! It was just a blank background, and every time you tap the screen, another word of the sentence, "insert name here will you marry me?" would appear in fancy text!
Youhavinagiraffe
The negative comments are from people who are too slow to get to C after being presented A and B. The "/s?" crew
Vlaid
I think some people didn’t get that it was an app for marriage and just thought it was sone random thing about an app. Took me a second to get it was for a proposal too.
capngoat
I only understood that now because of your comment.
Seethreepeeoh
My proposal was very similar. Except she didn't run back.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Right into the sea and was never seen again?
Ionico
rowzdowr
HandoB4Javert
akambe
I feel you, bro. My first proposal, she laughed out loud, then her face fell as she asked, "Oh--you're serious?"
Seethreepeeoh
They say if you can make a girl laugh, she's yours forever. I can confirm that is not true.
Like2Fox
KrondorMocker
Some say she's still running
jayman0123
Aussie princess
Seethreepeeoh
D'Aussnie princess
commanderding
Damn your girl un-alived herself by running into the ocean….
Seethreepeeoh
In fairness, at that point, she could no longer be considered my girl
darthinebriated
You can say killed and even the word suicide. Its ok.
jon5465
She just ran into the sea and didn’t stop?
ProbablyNotMegatron
Riptides be like that
areyouelonmusk
some say she's still running to this day
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
Is... uhm... is that not a normal reaction to a proposal?
ongabonga
This is how mermaids are made.
Magnar1183
No... That's how sea foam is made.
CouldntCakeLess
That's the way you do it. Money for nothing and the sea for free.
availlableusername
CouldntCakeLess
Fine thinking!