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The president has high standards.
May 26, 2016 1:21 PM
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Killertortilla
Nothing at collegehumour is funny.
bmjflow
How about, "Your legacy!"
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
I hope your final line was "Thanks, Obama."
Solid5outof7
Your retort after Obama laughs "See I didn't say shit!"
KarRuptAssassin
College Humor is a joke. That's the real joke.
pikmints
Obligatory "This post wouldn't have lost anything if you had cut off some random dude's reaction"
micgenc
"Well now I'm blanking, thanks Obama"
chimchim666
"Butt Soup!"
TitaTitanium
but he laughed
DavidELD
"Tell me something funny." "Thanks Obama..."
CrimsonWilly
You should have just said "you'll be remembered as our greatest president."
ChairmanOfThePEN15Club
I would have just said " Mitch McConnell" and nothing else.
HobbitHouse
correct answer to "tell me something funny" is "no" works.
GoCorral
Responding with, "Something funny," usually gets laughs.
mtilley
Thanks Obama
WWWWaltJJJJunior
Should have said "that time you "won" the Nobel peace prize"
dancinghippos
I met him at a party at the White House in 10th Grade and when he asked me what grade I was in I got so nervous I forgot and looked stupid..
DrMichaelHfuhruhurr
Should have responded with "Donald Trump will have your job in a few months!"
ahhngelahhhhh
Good job, Rocco.
loungeking1
Still not as funny as Obamacare
stilloldbull
"Damn...put some cream on that burn."- President Obama probably.
Trizzy21
Hi 911? I just witnessed a murder.
youwishyouhadaunicorn
"Your presidency."
richgarc
Should've said "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it." That's was a hilarious line. Obamacare jacked my plan up.
IceColdGray
Shoudve said "thanks obama" at the end.
PantheraTK
Damn...
ImTooWhite
But it worked, he turned himself into the joke and got a laugh.
thatoneguy757
Kinda late dude
ImTooWhite
KoreanTheHouse
Maybe if it was 2008 or 2012 when collegehumor was funny
Ewuk
Yeah. Their sketches have really gone downhill
JapaneseStudentTadashii
This post is old so maybe
Vaanhalen
Probably was. OP is a liar, you know.
houtaku
Should've said 'Trump 2016'.
LadyLucky26
Or had said, "Your presidency".
houtaku
Either works.
alianse
Makes me wish this was more recent, jokes like 3 years old sadly
houtaku
Just because it's a terrifyingly realistic possibility doesn't make it any less funny.
YouCapturedMe
So a white guy, a spik and a black guy are walking on the beach....
SCOTTYBOII79
I feel this is the start of a racist joke...
MooblyDooblyWoobly
Well spic was one of the first words of it, so most likely.
tuaaru
they're all obama?
Autocorrekt
Guess Obama decided it's was time to drop some bombs on American soil.
herkapernikis
Well it's an upgrade from citizens
NotHarroc
To be fair Collegehumor is an easy target because no one there knows how to be funny.
McMasterx
That must be a mistake, this was obviously a gun free zone.
jagunt
Scrolling Random in 2021 and came across this gem. Haven't ever seen a point total that high with zero negatives. Kudos to you. +1
houtaku
PublicRelations
I could hear it as it played
TheGirafe
Same. I once watched like a 1 hr dump of em on YouTube. Most sucked, but a few good ones
shootyshootyguy
I'll have a coke, please.
TheBrett
*then. "I'll have a Coke then." Get it right, you insignificant little fuck!
Fonzcorp
I'm so fucking funny.
iwastheoneonce
caught your act at the velvet room.
wxman8
Oh, so you're the funny man.
reammeupscotty
Is Pepsi okay?
houtaku
SimonTheGodOfHairdoos
Tell me one more.
TheDickofDestiny
Ughhh I hate doing this: CAN ANYONE please explain? :(
sanehatter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG0QdKzATW8
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Tell me one more.
itakecreditforthingsihadnothingtodowith
Sir you've bern here every Thursday, you fucking know we don't have Coke. God dammit, Jerry
houtaku
sodaisdelicious
I don't. :[ Pretty please explain?
PiccPicceringtonVonChesterburgElderberryTheThirdEsquire
Speecy spicy hotsy totsy: https://youtu.be/LwkIy0SJzqQ
YourOkFriend
VodkaReindeer
That must have been exciting for her.
YourOkFriend
She wanted the Coca-Cola