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Wild panda numbers are finally rebounding after years of decline. In September, the International Union for Conservation of Nature announced that pandas have been upgraded from “endangered” to “vulnerable.”
boneseyp848888
It's called a pandemic
GretaMcKitty
Bout time y'all started fucking...
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
I've seen the videos. Pandas are congenitally "vulnerable."
o4kill
Instructions unclear, dusted off old recipe book for panda soup
kkanne20
this is from 2016.....their habitats are still being destroyed
njjb00612
Its like not being spied on all the time helped them relax and bang it out
efemral
I thought that happened about 5 years ago?
kkanne20
it did
Homeystar
freehugsforeveryone
The Lapras kid did it again
HistoriesOfXandY
How soon before a western state opens up hunting?
GoodKingFuzzwumps
'Welp time to start eating them again' some rich asshole said; his hunger for delicious panda steaks rising.
justplainvanilla
PatronSaintOfQuestionableChoices
I take one with cheese, hold the mayo
ThatSexyPanda
Hell yea!
Whitebeardthepirate
hurray for no longer endangered dalmatian bears.
Imagine8ion
Pandas are in danger of being too fucking cute! ?
KobaandChurchill4eva
I really like pandas and don't want them to die out, but they are doing their best to go extinct by themselves.
rshewmaker
Great! I can't wait to hunt them ?
Hirudora9
Not thanks to him
kylania
Congrats on the sex!
laner7112000
OneNameHere
Still. You shouldn't be bragging about someone having sex with a panda.
minibois
LiarLiarPantsUntier
IsendDickPicsIfYouAskNicely
What an embarrassment
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Where does that guy eat that has a menu?
talel81
Panda Express now
1124victor
Hold my beer
Hawkstein
DumpleDog
Getting closer to finally eating a panda
Veraatje01
To be clear, guys, they were changed from endangered to vulnerable back in 2016/2017. Their habitat is still fucked, sadly.
kkanne20
yes. :(
5knotcans
Panda burgers are back on the menu!
gobby
hehe
DrFredrick
Don’t tell PETA. They might try to kill them first
Donku83
That's disgusting. Panda steak with a side of grilled bamboo
BobHubert
Lookslikemeatsbackonthemenuboys.jpg
Lampmonster
With lab grown meat all we need is a few cells. My human celebrity meat company is gonna make a fortune.
crazyspelling
Omg you would be so rich so fast...
evilcarp
The Food of the Gods - Arthur C Clark
PaleAsFuck
Fluffy burger. Yummy.
ArcanistMMXIV
If we farmed them for burgers imagine how many more there would be
Fancypants11
Imagine where bees would bee if they didn't produce such delicious vomit
rtdivinity090
Dam thats pretty frigging clever your on to something
MinisterKai
I don't feel like that would work; Part of what makes cows and other regular food farming viable is how easy they are to breed and raise.
TerraKnight
Yeee fucking so hard you escape from the brink of death! now THAT is metal
marcicgvisa3000
Except I've been to their breeding facility and they receive a LOT of assistance just to be able to do it. They're too lazy for sex.
MaraSovsFeet
Ooooor they require peace quiet and space and humans refuse to allow that?
abyssfiend1
Not by their own volition tho. They don't care if they reproduce or not.
WinoCrimesand69s
Pandas are some of the dumbest, laziest creatures there are. Very little sense of self preservation, its a wonder they made it. Happy for em
abyssfiend1
And oddly enough as cuddly as people find them, they are also the most aggressive species of bears...
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
There's ton of endangered species in the world. Human decided to save them because they are cute.
WorkerLurker
Ambassadors are chosen by their appeal because not many see the appeal in preserving certain rattlesnakes, or rodents.
cyclopsesnobody
Wait, good news? In THIS economy?
kkanne20
it's 5 years old, their habitats are still being destroyed
cyclopsesnobody
kingkongkeom
Fine...bad news is that cocaine Trump will now go and shoot one, and then proudly post it on facebook.
LordNergal
Which Trump is the cocaine Trump? Is it one of the muppet's sons?
kingkongkeom
Donald Junior
AdmiralButtStuff
Despite their best efforts, panda bears are no longer endangered.
BorkBorkasson
They really seem like an adorable evolutionary dead end.
MarcoPoloOnPollo
They seem like they're legitimately not qualified to survive without help. Their digestive systems are even set up for meat, not bamboo.
Contundo
Yeah. Not all things are ‘fit’
Fnarrrr
Its about the only thing in China the government isn't trying to murder
ministryofpeace
They're too busy with ethnic minorities to focus on the panda eradication programme. Plus, they don't taste as good as bats
Havok707
Why the downvotes? you know he's right, if there was a ""Traditionnal"" make PP bigger med from them they be ded
ElielAndel
Well now that they've fucked themselves back into existence the traditional medicine practitioners might take notice
natus
It's possible to be critical and dislike something without being a cunt.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Because those downvotes are Chinese pro government ones.
natus
Because they rent them out to zoos around the world, for diplomatic leverage.
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
Yup. If you do something China does not like, you are unlikely to get a panda in your zoos.
blumpk1npie
Oh yeah like 团团 and 圆圆. Sent to Taiwan - together their names mean reunification
Sauroctonus
Well that's just immature.
blumpk1npie
Yeah class A political shithousery haha. Not so friendly any more though. The carrot hasn't worked so time for the stick