CodyBurkett
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Short dump today, I woke up late and I have a doctor's appointment. Take your meds!
This would be adorable
A real problem
But hey, now you have to listen to the whole thing...
Poor Hawaii. Look that history up.
I'm a little nerd boy who has 400 bottles of wine and a Pippin, so... I have a lot to offer other than just being kinda nice sometimes.
I have no idea what this is, or what it says, but it gives me an idea for a monster in a D&D campaign...
Curse those Victorians.
Yup.
Mmmm,dramatic sad naps on the couch.
Yuuuuuup.
Yup. Though again, not super focused on that currently.
Picard is a baller, yo.
I never honestly expected to live this long, it's interesting.
We must survive.
Only current event Meme. One of my best friends and the mother of my Godson is Carpatho-Rusyn, and man, not the best history there.
Math that could kill someone is best math.
Well I guess I could catch up later with my sleep.
MOOD.
Hahahah
I am proud to be following in the footsteps of Diogenes.
Fæyrie
Look guys, our homeworld.
Wheeee
It is only the end if everything is all crab. Bird is not crab, so we are okay.
I'm trying to find the name of this story, does anyone know it?
Pippin tax!
TheFakeCraigFerguson
I promised myself I'd kill myself before I hit 30. Almost managed. I'm 35 now. I'm really not happy about it.
bonessasan
#20 I seriously need to find a way to STOP doing this! And when I'm not productive enough (99% of the time) it means I'm a failure. /sighs
Eomund521
#7 it's Welsh. All you need to know.
aka184mommie
400 bottles of wine you say...
PaulTomblin
#15 most of my adulthood as well
CatatonicCowMoo
I really felt the "I thought I'd have killed myself by now" one. Oof. Also I'd date the crap out of you. I'm sure there are dozens of us!
JamesFaction
#6 both are usually about the nerd boy or girl doing a lot of personal growth not "changing everything" or "settling" but i totally get the
Isgrimnur
levelor
#23 that's not the genre, that's language.
BlunderingAlbatross
#23 “Furry”
Wooie
#6 Nerds are the BEST, hot damn its not settling. Say more clever puns and let me lick your brain
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
#5 As someone very familiar with Hawaiian history, its HELLA fuckt. Be sure to check out Haiti, too. We (and France) royally fucked them.
Isorikk
I'll take propaganda that nerdy boys are better any day over the propaganda they're shoving on us right now
crypresthesia
Riker pranked Picard by having him bring and display a DTF idol on his trip to Risa in Captain's Holiday.
Euchale
TBF, I have rarely seen nerds getting the hot chicks in movies. More often than not they were more geeks than nerds.
samsamsamsam
Fiiray
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
#22 Diogenes would be a 4chan /B/ poster.
SterlingBee
+1 to the 'didn't expect to live this long' gang. Going on 40 (next month) didn't think I'd live to see 20, not sure what to do with myself
notreallyaclevername
#23 furry
darkhalfbreed
#6 both can be true.
TinyRavenFeathers
Xkcd is the best nerd comic, fight me.
Scobebo
I'll fight with you.
Fejerro
#3 Ryan Hamilton, perpetually ecstatic, whether he feels like it or not. Also very funny.
SarahTheEverlame
#15 No but really, it IS interesting. I've made it to my fifties. MY FIFTIES! Still not sure how. Thought I'd die before 20. *mind blown*
tonchandailvert
Yeah, I was already tired of living at 15. How am I still here?
geoffreyfourmyle
My whole adult life it's been a huge weight off my mind that I simply don't have to plan for retirement. Genetics will finish me long before
VaultGirl69
#5 We did the Hawaiians the worst kind of dirty. The queen tried to have their sovereignty recognized by our gov't, legally. So bad...
captaingeerex
Some excellent nerd memes here which I’ll be sharing with my closest of nerd friends today. Thank you kindly @CodyBurkett sir.
flavivsaetivs
#8 This is actually false, most armor was not blued, enameled, blackened, velveted, or painted. It was just kept well maintained.
flavivsaetivs
We know this from 1. Archaeological finds which haven't been tampered with by Victorians, 2. Artistic sources, 3. Textual sources.
Iaimtomisbehave
#16 Haha, nope:
(Also Pippin is looking good!"
bonessasan
#8 Or burned them for firewood. Or used them as pigment in paint. Or as a medical remedy for stuff...
SterlingBee
Ground them up and snorted them
JayDeeDubs
#13 also, Picard went hard as a young man but we meet him much older; Kirk loosened up as he aged
FireSolvesProblems
So then there's probably a 10 year or so window where if they teamed up even Q would be like "Oh fuck no" and walk away?
JayDeeDubs
Agreed.
RCannaid
Give me this movie Hollywood, you cowards!
TheCrankyCow
Only if Sisco is also there to finish the boxing match with q.
CorwinMacGregor
"Picard never hit me!" "I'm. not. Picard!"
CallsYouATosser
#15 to those who are in distress and those who are not, I only say that it's simply a matter of putting it off for another day.
LaurenLikesStuff
“Too lazy to kill myself” has actually been a reason I didn’t do it. Didn’t feel like getting up, eventually roommate came home, we talked.
CallsYouATosser
That's understandable. When you wish to die, sometimes you don't have the will to make yourself do it, and vice versa. That's one reason 1/
CallsYouATosser
veterans are more successful; they've been taught to push despite a lack of will or energy. That's just a means of facilitation, rather 2/
CallsYouATosser
than the the reasons they developed to wish to go. I've talked people down simply by asking them what their rush is. It's not like 3/
CallsYouATosser
there's some limited-time-only deal. If you don't do it today, the worst that happens is that you live for another. And that would 4/