I'm batman

Aug 18, 2016 7:41 PM

Probably more likely wind burn.

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This is why i have facial hair

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Why does this picture make me think of Lou Diamond Philips?

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Because DC comics are usually so realistic...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Nah he can just say he finished eating a fudgesicle

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I'd think that while applying his eye makeup, he would also put on some sunblock.

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I can't be Batman cause the scar on my chin :(

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I laughed so hard i farted

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Better out than in. Laughter and farts.

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Batman don't care if the booty is clean

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But he's Batman at night when there is no sun to get tan lines from....

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I'd like to debunk this theory by saying that billionaire playboy bruce wayne would most likely have a nice tan already

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Cleva girl

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Imean the only other logical choice would be Homer Simpson

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I have a tanning bed at home. You should look into it.

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wait like look in yours? will you be in it? naked?

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Hmm. Agreed.

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I eat ass-Bruce Wayne

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is that what happens on the *second* tuesday of every month?

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You gotta do what you gotta do, if you want to keep a girl like Selina Kyle happy.

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If you can afford a car with an afterburner, a tanning booth isn't out of your price range.

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If you can afford a space station, a tanning bed is super cheap.

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Or, you know... Sunscreen

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Problem with Sunscreen is that you still tan, just not as fast.

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