Zreen
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Jul 4, 2017 6:51 PM
Zreen
104897
1980
64
larimars23
Swampplatapus
Lol
BrokeMyFunnyBone
He's such a badly written villain. Harry beats him every time because he, the greatest wizard in Europe forgets about a type of magic.
PicassoCT
Such burns can make your noose melt
FuckPuddles
LoTRFanatic42
#6 Joke's on you Voldy, Snape and Dumbledore already planned that.
The701
Voldemort tl;dr: FML
ModerateRectalContusion
EyeOfTheTiger11706
Kushthegreat
I giggled
xochiluvr
Damn, I still haven't seen Moana.
TheGingestOfMinges
Dude thats @sarah
Karikkato
2017 and the year liberals thought Harry potter was a valid comparison to political discourse
rueiqopwqiruepwoqiurpewo
They aren't "liberals". Classical Liberalism still deserves the name, and they don't even fulfill half of what's required.
Thefluffernutter
Careful, jack off any harder and your dick my fly off.
Thefluffernutter
May*
pandasmakemehappy
When ever someone starts talking about "the liberals" I just have to assume they have a single digit IQ.
Karikkato
It's funny, I think the same thing when people talk about Harry potter
Zreen
Yes. Liberals... using fiction... as comparison for political discourse... cough.
rueiqopwqiruepwoqiurpewo
When statistics generally don't agree with your views, you need to use very carefully edited statistis* (*well a lot of "Red" States use
rueiqopwqiruepwoqiurpewo
welfare, while ignoring: tino.us/2012/02/are-welfare-recipients-mostly-republican/) and mostly use fiction, and "satire".
Tarlon
Sooo how exactly did Voldemort ever pose a threat to everyone? Couldn't all the wizards just overpower him?
JoystickJ
Read "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Listen to "Quirrell"'s side of the story. Makes far more sense... almost creepily so.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
He is an unkillable abomination and very skilled in the arts and dark arts?
Adekis
Straight up ruling through terror. Someone in the ministry speaks out too loudly? Their daughter's skin is nailed to their office door.
Tarlon
And how did he get such a big following? He seems the antithesis of charismatic.
kawwmoi
"Do what I say or those 5 guys who I have under an imperious curse will slowly torture and murder you and your family" is pretty convincing.
OneMoreCanadian
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!? fuck
Zreen
Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time
OneMoreCanadian
The WHOLE time?? AUGH
Zreen
Well, except the very very beginning
JamFlew
I lost it at Goblet of Fire for fucks sake dude
Cheomesh
That is the last one I read. It was around there I either got too old for the series, or the writing started to get worse.
LoTRFanatic42
The Order of the Phoenix is actually where things get serious. The second half of the series is better than the first half.
HeWhoPours
The writing and story pretty much got better every book in the series, so I dunno about that.
ollie0981
Na her writing ability got a little better but the story got worse. I did enjoy them though. Well until the 7 which was a chore.
HeWhoPours
We'll have to agree to disagree, I enjoyed them as they went on.
Chawzilla
I haven't seen any of the HP movies or read any of the books, so this was helpful. Now I don't need to do either.
rentboyarabia
Pretty overrated tbh
AHappyLittleSlut
ReitnesTenought
Voldemort is the most pathetic excuse for a dark lord I've ever seen. He got so far because everyone else is stupid too. There ya go.
Cheesecakecrush
So wrapped up in *gasp MAGIC* that their brains turn off
Diddyu
Got far? His goal was to extend his life, but ended up cutting his life expectancy in half.
ReitnesTenought
Yeah but he still got pretty powerful and (supposedly) learned a lot of forbidden magic.
Cheomesh
Yeah in retrospect those books were not well written.
warslinger
The plot is lacking and filled with holes, but JK's ability to right compelling characters is quite good
IronicUsername
I hate plots where the bad guy's plan only advances because all the protagonists, even the allegedly smart ones, are unrealistically stupid.
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
You'd like the Joe Abercrombie trilogy "The first law". I might also suggest Mistborn trilogy because reading them is better than chocolate.
Zephyrias
As much as I love chocolate, I agree. The Mistborn trilogy is MUCH better than chocolate.
LadyWidebottom
I have approximate knowledge of the events, happy to leave it at that.
kawwmoi
LadyWidebottom
Jack the dog isn't with you?
Cormackie
How did you almost know my name!
StonerCatJay
Give me enough time and I can given you the rest of the info
LadyWidebottom
Nah man, I'm right.
StonerCatJay
I think we both accidentally a letter
LadyWidebottom
You did, I didn't. I'm Australian, this is how I roll.
BlankMage
Book 1: Severus Snape and the Insufferable Child Who Ruins Everything.
BlankMage
Book 2: Severus Snape and his Incompetent Coworkers.
BlankMage
Book 3: Severus Snape and the Return of Yet More Jackasses From Childhood Suddenly Needing His Help.
BlankMage
Book 4: Severus Snape and the Arrogant Child Who Refuses to Let Others Be More Important Than Him, Just Like His Asshat Father Goddamnit.
BlankMage
Book 5: Severus Snape and the Shockingly Somehow Worse Coworker.
BlankMage
Book 6: Severus Snape and the Fucking Plagiarizing Shit Stain Child Blatantly Stealing His Ideas.