Sexy Colbert

Mar 27, 2014 2:40 PM

steve699

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I can easily accept the fact that I am uglier than Colbert. Probably why I'm single... along with many other reasons.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Woah woah woah Colbert, you're a great guy but you might wanna back up on that Christina Hendricks thing.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I actually heard the "tss."

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love this, and its okay that he is hotter than me. It has to be his amazing confidence that makes him so appealing!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The real joke is the implication that I have a girlfriend.

12 years ago | Likes 241 Dislikes 3

You deserve more upvotes for that comment. Maybe not a girlfriend, but more votes.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

its okeh... *pats on head*

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

STOP QUESTIONING MY EXISTENCE. FUCK.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

stupid sexy colbert

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Colbert really is sexy, I'd take him over any other woman.. mostly cuz i'm straight lady myself, but still.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Colbert is a sexy woman so I think you're at least bi now. :P

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 2

I expected Dickbutt.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy Colbert.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Simpsons references. +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saving this gif for future use

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

his lotr knowledge has him at number 1 in my book

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

he is much better looking than my right hand

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After reading that last one:

12 years ago | Likes 490 Dislikes 4

I always wanted to make this a gif. Thank you sir!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lord Raiden

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Flawless victory

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

+1 for raiden!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking awesome! Mortal Kombat!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

+1 for Mortal Kombat

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Motha fuckin Raiden!

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/r63gNrh

12 years ago | Likes 2054 Dislikes 41

All his gifs are perfect. There is a use for every single one.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

I don't think I could find a gif that is more appropriate for this post & believe me...I have a lot of gifs.

12 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 0

This man makes me question my heterosexuality.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This man doesn't make me question my heterosexuality.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean this man confirms your homosexuality, right?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a mobile user: I HATE YOU!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

This guy just lawered us all.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

He what us? That's not a word.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Your username just made me laugh out loud

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As was intended, young one.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His children must be so proud.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sauce: http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/cpgg7x/who-s-honoring-me-now----peabody-awards---maxim-s-hot-100

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

and here iw as thinking, "I don't want to read this.. I want sauce. thank you kind sir

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, homeless bums are hotter than Nicki Minaj.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

my grandma is hotter than nicki minaj

12 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 13

my grandma is nikki minaj

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I did see your gramma on a Lowrider magazine cover.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My fucking fridge is hotter than nicki minaj

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But to be fair... Everyone's hotter than Niki Minaj...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Nobody's hotter than Christina Hendricks though.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

Ladieessss!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

dat eye contact.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 1040 Dislikes 14

dis som shit

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First thought was of this guy and I hate it.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Oberon...*War flashbacks* Just slit his damn throat already!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Salty

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a jpeg, but it moves. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Only the half with the wax Colbert is jpeg.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why on earth do you have so many sexy Colbert gifs?

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Because this is the internet.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the question is…why don't you?!

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

12 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 0

Hahaha Hilarious

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What Stephen Colbert porno is this shit from.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

MY SIDES.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking Christ, I'll wake up my girlfriend if I keep laughing like that

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did this actually happen? Please tell me this actually happened. I have no problem being uglier than Colbert.

12 years ago | Likes 1470 Dislikes 6

http://www.maxim.com/hot-100/2012 so you can see the whole list

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

crap, this may be NSFW for those of you who did not see it coming.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They apparently do a joke for #69…last year was Manti Teo's imaginary girlfriend (they showed a bikini floating in mid air)

12 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 0

They had an option to write in your vote, I believe.

12 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 0

Your username...I like it.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

...ditto

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Does he have one though? I'm asking for science.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...are you questioning my existence right now?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Um..umm... Pocket sand! Gah! *throws sand*

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Le Ragu: http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/cpgg7x/who-s-honoring-me-now----peabody-awards---maxim-s-hot-100 ;)

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Now he wants to win Motor Trend Car of the Year: "I won't tell you where, but I do have a cup holder."

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

lost it at Ragu. Have an upvote.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dat saucey sauce haha

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0