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Jan 28, 2018 2:40 AM

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Now go read Foucault's Pendulum and never sleep again. (this message sponsored by Luther Blissett)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean. Flat earthers aren’t “real” right?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get the feeling that the person who posed the question was trying to deal with a flat earther themselves and they just didn't know off the

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

top of their heads how to actually prove that the earth is round with facts.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Former sailor here. My favourite method is by observing the loom of lighthouse. When a lighthouse is over the horizon, you can still [1/2]

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

see it for quite some distance if conditions are right because you can see the cone of light beaming up into the sky every few seconds [2/2]

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why we can't rename equator to mid-pole

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I feel like flat earthers get more attention than they deserve, like Westboro. There can't be that many people that believe that for real.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

This can be said for basically every group the internet has a hate-on for. Small voices amplified by the very ones who mock them.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live in Central Scotland. There is Flat Earth graffiti on motorway signs, in supermarkets, on cash machines, and so on.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kind of hard for them not to get attention when they're being that fucking stupid and obnoxious.#

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me: "There can't be anyone stupid enough to eat laundry detergent." Also me: *sees Google has been actively deleting Tide Pod vids* "Fuuuuu"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's because once you've encountered one, it will bother you for a very long time. My mom is one - I can attest to it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Though I suppose stupid knows no bounds. But I don't know a single flat earther and I know a lot of stupid people.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My brother-in-law believed it for a bit until my sister beat him upside the head and told him to forget that nonsense. I like the guy but-

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

-he's as dumb as a sack of particularly retarded bricks.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If someone is dumb enough to be a flat-earther, they aren't going to understand a word of this.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Contact someone on the other side of the world and ask them what part of the day is it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That person might just lie to you, to be fair. Convincing someone on this topic would probs require them to witness some results themselves

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see your point, however I do think that a person who already isn’t convinced is not going to be convinced by anything anyone says to do

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Again, flat earth conspiracy relies on all powerful world governments and religions AGREEING and WORKING TOGETHER to lie to us.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

You can live through your life thinking the earth is flat. You can eat tide pods too. Just don't try to change me. I

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Checkmate

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can also buy a ticket to be a MiG-29 co-pilot and let the pilot take the plane to 40.000 feet. If the earth is still lookong flat from..

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"That's just an optical illusion caused by the way light goes through the atmosphere" - flat earther, probably

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

..that height, i will join the flat earth community.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I flew east until I got home again. Boom. Solved.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think he forgets that people dont believe the earth is flat because they are smart..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flat earthers want to think they're brilliant scientists without actually doing any of the work that real scientists did and still do today.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lunar eclipses are kind of a giveaway. The earth casts a rounded shadow...

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

well, maybe flat earth is circular

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A round disk would though if the Sun was right behind it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted May 21, 2018 5:52 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

for them the moon is an independend source of light, like the sun, so the darkening isnt made by earths shadow...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

disc, probably.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You believe the moon is real?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

How can the moon be real if our eyes aren‘t round? Or something.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well the moon itself is rounded/spherical and so gives itself a rounded shadow.. not that I'm a flat-eartherbut they need way more convincin

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

A crescent moon is just the Earth's shadow reflected on the moon. That proves it is round, otherwise there would be no curvature/ crescent

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They would just say a disk is round and casts a round shadow, doesn’t need to be a sphere

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A crescent moon is in the moon's shadow, not earth's. Lunar phases are not partial eclipses

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can it give itself shade? Can you make a shadow of your head on your own head?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Never taken an art class? Point a light (Sun) at a sphere (Moon) and then tell me what shape the shadow is.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But it can't cast that shadow on itself. Never had logic class?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I never said it casts a shadow on itself, I said it gives itself a rounded shadow. Because it's a sphere. So if you shine a light on it, -

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes it can. If you face a light source, your back is in your own shadow. Lunar phases are the moon's own shadow.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A flat earther down voted.. what a chode

8 years ago | Likes 323 Dislikes 13

76 chodes and counting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. The choden one.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

75 chodes so far.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just burst out laughing at chode +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

38!!!! That's it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for chode

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Make it chodu and it becomes a potent insult in Hindi.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chodu is an insult? I never heard it...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chode. . second time this year I've seen that word

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 3

Watch trippin the rift, it’s the main character’s name so you will hear it a few times

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a friend that has made this word a part of his everyday vocab. I get to hear it all year-around

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a go to curse word of mine

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Google Translator does not translate... What does it mean?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its a small penis basically

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nono it's a penis that is wider than it is long.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A penis that is wider than it is long

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, I thought it was that area between the penis and the anus. I was lied to!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would've just told them to go to the top of the Eiffel Tower and jump off.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

While you're in Oslo you can also visit the Foucault pendulum at the "fysisk institutt" of the "Universitetet i Oslo".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is the south-south-east most building on the main promenade of the Blindern campus. Also, check out the vapor chamber. :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Oslo, you can also be subjected to Lutefisk and die horribly, or wish you had.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You shaved for THIS?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey nerd. Just say science next time. Us stupid folk will shut up instantly.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

My old university had this experiment for anyone to use in the main entrance of the science hall. Great times were had.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Why not hust ask them, "where is the edge?"

8 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 4

Can a flat-earther help me out here: what shape do you think this flat plane is? I mean, assuming it does not extend infinitely....

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

they think the north pole is the center of a disk...south pole is the outer edge and the big conspiracy governments block access there...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's in New York with the rest of the band recording their participation in the Grammy's...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least he isn’t a pice of shit...or is he?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do they explain flying to a location going west or east

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Have you never seen a map? It's a straight shot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 23

That's the point, it only works if the world isn't flat, cause you'd go off the non-existent edge if it was flat.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They literally claim that pilots fly in curved lines.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Pilots do fly in curved lines. Have you ever looked at a map of flight paths? /bait

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well, to compensate for flying east to west, then. I do know lots of actual flight paths are not straight.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i think they say if you go eat or west you end up going in a circle.. because you follow a map and it tells you where to go.. or something -

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

(2) dumb like that.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They just say "a big ice wall blocks the edge all the way around."

8 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

So climb it or fly over it. It should be easily provable.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boy are they gonna be embarrassed when all the ice melts and life as we know it is a distant echo. Smh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that how they explain the oceans not spilling off the sides?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

As stupid as this sounds: yes.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where's the wall

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

No clue, didn't read into em that much :[

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They say the south pole is a wall

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

trump hasn't built it yet

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Antarctica

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Antarctica, where it is guarded by conspiracy loyalists who shoot down airplanes. Hence no expeditions.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

If there is a wall that blocks the edge of the world, it wouldn't just be in Antarctica, it would be around the whole thing...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The idea from them is that the North Pole is at the center, with everything else extending around it, and Antarctica at the edges

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How do the conspiracy loyalists get to Antarctica if they shoot down all the airplanes?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IFF's

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't shoot down their own airplanes, dummy!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They have one of these in out city’s museum. Cool to watch.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I believe the science museum in our state Capitol has one as well.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Franklin Institute in Philly has one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Museum of Science in Boston does too

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if they believe the earth is flat, they're not going to believe any of this voodoo pendulum shit.

8 years ago | Likes 418 Dislikes 3

They could buy a round-the-world plane ticket and post a pic from the edge of the flat earth?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly, because it interferes with eating Tide Pods.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Hahaha, great comment. Made me chuckle, in a sensible way, of course!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In all honesty I, for the life of me, cannot comprehend how actual living human beings can think the earth is flat.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Like, there is no possible way I can believe anyone living with todays technology is mentally disabled enough to believe the earth is flat.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you have internet access or access to an up to date library and can still think the earth is flat, then you're Fuckin ignorant dicks.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

voodoo people was a great remix you swine.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly ha.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, far more likely to tell them about horizons.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's the problem. Someone who beliefs the earth is flat has a problem with scientific theories and methods in the first place.

8 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 1

I’m starting to think some of them are being intentionally obtuse in an effort to annoy Elon enough to give them a free ride on his rocket.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is a far better conspiracy theory than the flat earth theory in its entirety

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is why you always start by nailing down the goalposts. WHAT would it take for you to change your mind? Start *there*.'

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

just say a person who beliefs in flatearth is just breaking the dumb-scale

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*believes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dang, everytime. befliefs is the plural?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly! A person who believes has belief in something. A person who believes in several things has several beliefs.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Belief in conspiracy theories in general. Literally no evidence can't be explained with paranoia and "them".

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Scientific theories are fine until a better theory comes up. I believe a trip in a balloon will be more convincing than foucault's demo.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you live in new York call your friend in LA at the break of dawn. Stay on the phone 4 hours till they see the sunrise.

8 years ago | Likes 638 Dislikes 5

The earth is flat but the sun goes behind it, causing this effect.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While night time gaming we sometimes told each other when the sun had risen and even across Germany it was significant. :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about if it's an overcast day.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Then the earth is proven to be flat

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

right ....if the earth was truly flat...sun rise and sun set would be the same FOR EVERYONE......there...enough of the BS.

8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 3

But what if the light just moves really slow because of the magical field produced by the spinning of the Disc around the Hub?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The turtle does move!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not if there are mountains and other obstructions in the way

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

Well that depends on the scale of the flat plane to the size of the illumination's source, doesn't it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol the sun is to high to make a difference....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"They're lying!"

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"Yes, the conspirators paid off everyone you know, on the off chance you'd call them at fucking 3 am with no warning. Good job." *hangs up*

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not that I believe in it, but a flat earther would respond with something stupid like this:

8 years ago | Likes 308 Dislikes 1

The longer I stare at this the worse it gets.

8 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Dec 11, 2018 4:46 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

A flat Earth with a much smaller sun and moon moving in a circular motion above it, supposed to explain day and night in a flat Earth world.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so are we on a dome?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

On a flat disc with a glass-like dome over the top of it. This "top" is refered to as The Ether

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but then the GIF would be wrong, because the sunlight would go through glass.. it's hitting the earth like it's a dome.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm curious how the seasons would work, would the sun move close to the edge for 6 months then move back to the center for summer?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Then england wont get any sun for 6 months

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what they believe, yes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like epicycles. Maybe it's possible to construct a self-consistent flat earth model, but you'd have to add so many fiddly details to ->

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

-> make it all work together, that by the end it'd just be a thousand times simpler to admit that we probably just live on a sphere.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This shows that the moon would a full moon every night... With no crescent or waning phases

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And no eclipse ever. Of either body

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's still a portion of time where NYC has light and LA doesn't. Might not be 4 hours, but....still invalidates flat earthers.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I don't understand how do we go over the edge and come back around

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They conveniently say that Antarctica is the edge. The one continent that makes travelling across very hard.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Portals, you gotta think with portals

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

this

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NOW your thinking with portals!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They believe that all flights are up and down and lie about going around you never need to go to the edge to get everywhere. It's messed up.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

How do they explain being able to see the slight curvature from a plane?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They say that you need to be twice as high as normal commercial planes to see any curve. Source: I’ve been to their official website

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Genuinely, that the lens in the eye is curved and this distorts your vision. -_-

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Apparently their explanation for the edge is "Giant wall of ice that no one can pass" if you say "But they have gone across it" they deny.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You forgot that it's guarded by the UN.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The insanely expensive and large amount of men in boats patrolling in the ocean all sworn to secrecy about giant ice walls. +1

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Even that example makes the earth look round...

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

right, if it's flat why wouldn't you be able to see the sun/ moon from a spot that isn't illuminated?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

More notably, why is it rising and setting from the horizon?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Touche! Let’s see them talk their way out of that. Light rays are one sided, probably...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because according to flat-earthers there's a physical render limit to the human eye, like in a game. (Studied with one)

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

wow, that's fucking sad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's ludicrous. Do they think the sun isn't that bright? I hate flat earthers but this is a step lower.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What I like about this image is that it means you should never see a sunset or sunrise. The sun would just become dimmer and disappear.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Using this model, explain a solar eclipse. Now explain a lunar eclipse.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This went.. over the edge.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This really makes zero fucking sense, which does not surprise me. Why is the sun the size of the moon

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well duh, they couldn't eclipse each other if they weren't the same size. (*weeps tears of science*)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG I get it now. My eyes have been opened. Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Oh no, what have I done?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So Greenland never has a night. It's constant daytime.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess in the summer that's not far from the truth.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can see the Moon when the Sun is up, and what about the solar eclipses? So many questions! :\

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a pinprick of a star, and would look so to the observers on the surface. Nothing like our Sun.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The argument is that the sun is smaller but it's closer so looks just as big. And yeah I don't know their argument against eclipses.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dunno, man, that's pretty dumb.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, I'm with you. I just like playing devil's advocate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, the moon was locked with the sun and did not exhibit even a semi-elliptical transit, as needed in order to reproduce moon phases.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

In addition, the South Pole was shown to be in perpetual darkness. A simple trip to that territory would disprove this.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, according to that image, from the Southern hemisphere the sun rises in the north, and stays there all day until it sets in the north.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Easier: Get some high quality surveying equipment and go to Bonneville Salt Flats. With precise equipment you can actually measure curvature

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

It's just a hill - flat earthers, probably.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yea. Neat thing is you can measure the G vector at every point on the line & still find deviation from horizontal to level lines.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The salt flats are actually, get this, flat. No curve is detectable there, or over any stretch of land. They even produce a clear reflection

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yes, curvature is detectable. Indeed, in surveying a correction needs to be applied or you muck with both your levels and inscribed angles.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

of the sky at certain times, something that is impossible for a curved surface to do. Not a flat earthtard, just see a lot of people who

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

misunderstand science and use common misconceptions and fallacies when trying to prove them wrong; which only emboldens their argument.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Have you yourself done the measurement? I have. (though not at Bonneville particularly) It was using a decent mechanical transit and level.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even easier, get on a plane and look out the fucking window.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But many will claim illusion. Neat thing about a transit and level and long sight lines is that you are taking a real physical measurement.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um, obviously plane windows have technology that makes it look like the earth is curved?? Duh. /Sarcasm

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

See, trolls or not, people like this are deliberately dumbing down society. Euthanise the lot of them. It's the only way to be sure.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A question for the folk downvoting.. Do you really believe the earth is flat?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Lots of downvote fairies, too. lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A few, probably. Most are probably more in line of thinking that a flat earther would never believe any of this either. Too complex a proof.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I find it interesting because I'm not a flat earther, but I have my doubts that a flat earther would find this credible.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Flat earthers have their own pseudo-science that can sound semi-credible to people as long as you don't dwell on it for longer than a second

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Or even understand it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The saying goes, "You can't fight stupid with facts -- they're too stupid to understand them."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah. The Dunning-Kruger effect is also heavily at play here. You know so little about a subject that you don't know how little you know.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't get what flat earthers think "the conspiracy" has to gain to "trick you" into thinking the world is round.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

Same as a lot of conspiracies. They're such dull, shitty people that it makes them feel superior to be in on something nobody believes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They think it's some kind of conspiracy to overthrow religion... in spite of the fact the Catholic Church really had no problem adapting to

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

heliocentrism after the Protestant Reformation blew over.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean jeez, heliocentrism is already WAY past flat earth, the Catholic church never had any problem with a round earth.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Firmament or something of the sort

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I think either way, they don't want to believe? Just stay out of everyone else's way while we progress.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apart from being evil, money. To sell movies based on space, toy rockets and spaceships, satellite antennas, GPS devices, etc.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing that can happen anyways haha I mean there's not much real science in Star Wars.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This seems like the dumbest conspiracy ever. Were people 2000 years ago really thinking.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"You know in like 2000 years we can use this shit to sell movies and toys."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Could space movies not exist if the earth was flat?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 You'll also hear that rocket science is a hoax because rockets can't move in empty space, etc.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FEers usually deny the whole existence of space and in particular satellites. They work with orbits and give pics of Earth so they're fake.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do they think they're seeing at night time when they look up?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well biblical ones go for the dome. Others might say stars are just lights and not physical matter. Or government holograms.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My uh kid wants to know what happens at the south pole

8 years ago | Likes 1812 Dislikes 7

Seal rapes...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The earth revolved the opposite way, I hope this helps xxxxxxxxxx

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It falls off because you forgot to tape the dang ol’ thing down.

8 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 4

I'm not sure you understand how adding "dang ol'thing" created your comment's brilliance in the context of flat-earth discussion.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Rotates the other direction

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. This happens at the south pole. Stay. The. Fuck. Away.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

The same thing. But upside down.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cthulhu will sign your pendulum.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to climb a 200 foot ice wall and battle guard boats employed by NASA...plus you will run into a dome

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing it rotates counterclockwise

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 2

At the same rate as the north pole

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Correct.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It rotates at the same speed as on the north pole, just in the opposite direction. If you wonder why, find your kid's ball and look at it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shape-shifting aliens according to this documentary: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen that historical document

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You get to eat a sandwich.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I got that reference.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It rotates counter clockwise, 360 degrees per day

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Penguins will mug you and take your pendulum for their collection of Flat earth gawkers

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You fall off the earth it was only a semi circle all along ahahaha

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

John Carpenter's The Thing will eat him. That's the only way to deal with flat earthers.

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8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

People need to wear magnetic shoes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What happens at the south pole, stays at the south pole!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Penguins fuck

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

penguins. penguins happen.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I assume that it would rotate counterclockwise as time went on at various point of the southern hemisphere.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It rotates the other direction with the same results

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I are so smart now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your pendulum will get very cold.

8 years ago | Likes 376 Dislikes 1

along with other body parts

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And thus a bit smaller.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is accurate.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then it shrivels but it's only because of the cold so Karen if you're reading this please stop telling your friends that it's so small

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

It's a grower not a shower Karen.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Duh, the South Pole is the scam, it's just an ice wall that surrounds our one of a kind floating disc in space.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Like in dark city.

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8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, it's a big 'nam flag in the sky!

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That one was taken from David Cronenberg's Scanners

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

North or South Pole, the plane of oscillation of a pendulum remains pointing in the same direction while the Earth rotates underneath it

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What happen if attach one end of a rope to the earth and the other to the moon and then with the sun to the moon sun and earth and all 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Together now and then one to the sun to the closest star and furthest

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

black hole/star

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Wut?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, science side of Imgur.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This would be assuming the pendulum is pivoted by a ball joint so can swing freely in any direction as opposed to a simple axial mount.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Given the he didn't say construct "a pendulum" but rather "a Foucault's pendulum", I think those details are accounted for

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that would mean it needs also one day but rotates counterclockwise?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so the pendulum would appear to rotate in the opposite direction from your frame of reference but really it's because in space youre upside-

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

-down in reference to your position on the north pole. right?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ya

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what happens if you do this on the moon or sun

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You get colder or hotter, respectively.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no what happens to the thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

First you have to find magnetic south and north poles.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why? Magnetism has nothing to do with this experiment

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh right, my bad

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even considering the Earth is tilted?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Although the Earth is tilted, it still rotates on the axis of an imaginary line that goes from the N Pole, through the core, to the S Pole

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tilted means nothing as far as the gravity goes. It's outside the system of reverence

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What happens if you attach it to a very long rope & put it in outer space then an even longer one that leaves the bowshock our solar system

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

then one all the way to the closet system

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You need the earth‘s gravity for the pendulum to move; the higher you hang it the more effort to built the effect is the same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

no not the earth the gravity from the obioting of the sun and gaxlay

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I had to read that sentence a few times before i understood. I am a simple man

8 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 4

i had to read your sentence a couple of times too before I understood. I am an even simpler man

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And funny, too. +1

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

...... I am a tad too sauced to--oh.... duh. Ok, maybe I should quit drinking for the night.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 276 Dislikes 1

Me right now

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The pendulum doesn't care which way the earth points, only which way it's swinging. So if you swing it at a star, the pendulum will 1/3

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

will stay swinging back and forth at that star. Meanwhile the earth will spin underneath it making it look like the pendulum and star 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

are both moving when really it's the earth that's doing the moving. The confusing part is that you're frame of reference is locked to 3/4

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Will it rotate counter clockwise?

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

No.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Yes. Trust me I am a physicist

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think north of the equator it goes clockwise and south of it anti-clockwise, right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should do as it's upside down from the one at the north

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't take my word on this, but I think so, yes! I believe that's the coriolis effect.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Are you a magician with a hidden camera show?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like Australian toilets!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before any one points it out, i know the water in toilets jets out at an angle and the counterclockwise draining only happens to still water

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TinyFrog, are you, by chance, related to TinyOctupus?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Lotta commas there lol, i thought there was one after each word

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As related as a chinese ripoff!

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