ChemicalPorpoise
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The egg
Alright, so I just got back from a trip to Europe, and had to get one of these little fuckers. Thought Imgur would appreciate me opening this contraband.
The egg, revealed
Opening it
Just bit right into it. Quickly realize I could also have just opened it at the seams, but there's the surprise! So dangerous. Why the fuck are these banned here?
The prize, freed
the toy
so this shit spilled out onto my lap. Time to assemble!
Figuring the toy out
So, not sure what it is?
Aha!
Its a sort of top! With a miniature spining dildo attached!
Bonus: Pikachu case tax
I thought that the surprise case looked like a Pikachu, so I drew him on. Please accept him in leu of cats.
EdgarAllanPoo
Americans can enjoy hand-egg but not Kinderegg
JetPackJess
I have always wanted to try a kinder egg.
DactorDanDrangle
chocodooooby!
Decepticon15mk2
as an american bless your kind heart, next make a gif and unwrap that bad boy slow and steady please.
Threshold1997
I too, would like to know why these are banned here in the states?
jetpackgoatmafia
So I can buy a cake with a tiny, actual choking hazard (3 Kings Cake) baby Jesus, but not a chocolate egg with a huge plastic thing inside.
AnimosityTowardTheContrivance
RIP, op
zenule
someone should do an illegal business with Kindereggs in the states... sell them by the corner of the streets
onslaught86
UBERRASCHUNG!
TroyAndAbedInStopmotion
I could be wrong.. But I think you're flyin low (zip up your zipper)