I was nervous and thy always say be yourself

Jan 8, 2017 3:56 PM

KakunaMatata

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I was nervous and thy always say be yourself

Thy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

This awkwardness is cute at first.. but not for long

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Straight out of a B grade rom com

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

And thou sayest always, to thine own self be true

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*thigh

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was nervous and thy always say be yourself

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Next try sticking your finger in his/her butt.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

Ah yes the finger to the butt! Always a winner.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*thy finger

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And remember, the best way to a woman's heart is through her parents. Sleep with them and you're in.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*takes out notepad* keep talking

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

And then proceed to place said finger in and around her mouth/face in an aggressive manner. Chicks dig that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pay no attention to what they're saying, always talk about yourself and constantly check your phone.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0