MyotherdickisMjolnir
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Got a strange package amidst all the other stuff my family has ordered and couldn't figure out what it was, so I opened it to make sure it wasn't another dead animal from my ex.
A gift! For me!
Oh my god, what's that about scorpions?
Bubble wrap pic
Holy emperor scorpion batman, it's an emperor scorpion! I listed in my intrests that I was an up and coming entomologist and I asked that my gift be bug themed, and DidYouForgetYouSaidForever, you nailed it.
Gift selfie, sorry for the shitty lighting.
And there he is among all his brethren. This is the third year that I have participated in imgur secret santa, and the first that I have ever received anything. Thank you so much DidYouForgetYouSaidForever, when I was a kid I actually had an emperor scorpion as a pet, her name was Cleopatra, and I had her for about 8 years until she died one day when she was accidentally dropped by my mother and her tail broke. I'm so glad you got me something that I didn't already have, and something that I can love and cherish always, you really made my day, thank you, and happy holidays imgur.
TheLabiaMinola
Nice shrine
CapeZ14
lol you ended up getting a dead animal anyway. Least it's not from your ex
4krustys
That fork...
MyotherdickisMjolnir
It's for putting in outlets
Gurkenfeger
Good to see Bam Margera is getting better.
l8rz
This makes me sad. But I also laughed. I am confuse.
Chuis
Your skin is beautiful! Get some scars and blemishes like a normal person, you freak!
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Oh you...
willbumbleforhoney
Entomologists unite!
MyotherdickisMjolnir
He'll yeah!
AwsmEmily
I'm so jelly of your bug collection! Sick gift @OP it's beautiful, I just posted about getting a rat skeleton as my gift Iol
MyotherdickisMjolnir
I saw that, I was super jealous
namesarenotalwayswhattheyseem
You 100% look like a guy that would have a bunch of dead bugs in his bedroom
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Thank you?
JazzySingh
You'd make a great Santa!
MyotherdickisMjolnir
I know right! I've always wanted to dress up and go to hospitals and stuff, I just never have the time.
xXDrSmilesXx
That's why santa is the shiznit
morphemus
@didyouforgetyousaidforever have a tag
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Thanks
morphemus
You bet, just trying to not anger your other dick
trashbear77
I want to know why there is a fork on that shelf.
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Because I live in a two story house, and my bedroom is upstairs, but I'm too lazy to take my dishes to the sink downstairs.
trashbear77
Fair enough sir, fair enough.
rachagainstthemachine
Titsonthewing
Titsonthewing
Apparently someone does not know Chris and his wife collect dead bugs.
PhooZzy
Where did you find the fork?
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Um, it's a rare Australian fork spider, it's a direct descendant of the Australian clock spider
PhooZzy
Nature is amazing
ItachiRain
Seeing all these secret Santa posts just reminds me how i didn't get anything
marmaladeontoast
Never thought a post about receiving a dead scorpion as a gift would be so heartwarming. Yay for everyone involved!
IrishboyWRX
I thought it was going to be a scorpion tank... Mjolnir armor. Scorpion tank.
WhoElectedYouLeaderOfThisOutfit
cool collection!
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Thank you
srslycio
Have to comment to say I love the gift, but love your SN even more
MyotherdickisMjolnir
SN?
srslycio
Screen name/user name
Crobar323
I know where you live!! Next to my room. OP is honestly a faggot.
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Only on weekends
shinagami091
Wow San Antonio, my old zip code even. Hello neighbir
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Shhh, now everyone is going to know where I live
Splaterson
I'm confused. You said you wanted to make sure it wasn't a dead animal from your ex... but you were sent a dead animal.... and we're happy
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Exactly
jdeman
Are scorpions (arachnids) considered bugs? I thought bugs applied to hexapods.
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Yes, you are correct, the original context was "entomology related"
NeverWantedToButHereWeAre
I'm going to steal that thing now that I know where you live. 78245.
Crobar323
Annie? Fuck off.
NeverWantedToButHereWeAre
Who's Annie? I live in 78240.
Crobar323
Sorry thought you were one of our friends.
JBrambizzle
I have hat same knife! Smith and Wesson!
JBrambizzle
*that
dixieRedhead
I like all your stuff!
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Thanks!
alllysun
how cute!!! you're so cute & merry christmas ????
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Haha, I'm glad you think so, most people don't, with me or the bugs :P & merry Christmas to you too ;)
alllysun
❤️
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Pm me
MyotherdickisMjolnir
❤
YatekMorah
Scorpions are arachnids, not bugs. However if you wrote arachnid-theme, you were at risk of getting spiderman suit.
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Well I think the exact wording was "entomology themed" so technically he could've sent me a lobster
YatekMorah
80 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era could emerge from the gift box and ask for tree fiddy
SuckAnElf
What a missed opportunity!
boofthepoof
You're super cute and that is an awesome gift!
MyotherdickisMjolnir
I'm super cute? That's something I don't hear very often, thank you :)
boofthepoof
Well that's a shame, you should.
MyotherdickisMjolnir
You're very cute as well, I like the alice cosplay you did, it looks very nice :) especially since it is from one of my favorite games
boofthepoof
Thank you! *friendship created *
paranoidpookie
I'm almost afraid to ask: why do you keep a fork on your big display cabinet?
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Because I was using it to eat in my room and was just too lazy to take it to the sink downstairs
paranoidpookie
That's actually a perfectly sane explanation. Disappointed
MyotherdickisMjolnir
Um...I mean, it's my bug eating fork...Yeah...
paranoidpookie
That's more like it