Some of my favorites from Poorly Drawn Lines

Aug 10, 2014 11:22 AM

imafemaleontheinternetholyshit

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nadiabyaccident

The Obama

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

justlivinthedream

Hummer > Escalade

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ScreamingGavin

When Jack Pattillo has a son

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sedated

hella jakced

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LawdyPop

BABY CARROTS ARE LIES, THEY AREN'T BABIES AT ALL!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

gunn0r

Beautiful.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KrisKringlez

That dude is brolic-li

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AncientWeapons

Tiny Hippo ftw

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bukkakehero

+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1PBIkdK3hA

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

cdonnelly1992

Lost it at the escalade one. +1

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

IKeepItOnMe

Can we all come together as a community and begin putting capes on trees?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks

Pretty sure they meant BMW M3 in number 4...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

HCMonk

I'm sorry that I have but only one upvote to give for this post. Funny!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

NeverBoredWithMyImagination

Bro-ccoli*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Frogger3344

If anyone compares super tree and Groot imma flip shit

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SugarSmack

The Holy Father...

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

marcshark

I loved that whole panel.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shamblerdk

TIL that I am sleeping in an unregistered position.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

KissThemForMe

The third comic:

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

psychotherapist

Awww. Gir made me sad.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DrRepost

this one hit home

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GenericAde

Here's some more /a/yLm2K

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

InAPedoVanDownByTheRiver

+1 for the subtle bong in the Columbus one.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

inmusicutrust

Good catch but it's totally a spliff in an ashtray.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

AhFineWhatever

I'm currently lying in the Fear of What's To Come position, and now afraid of what I should be fearing.

11 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 0

CarlosBandana

Life.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

smellslikelavender

Fear itself. Spooky.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IdDefinitelyLickAmyPoehlersAsshole

Escalade? Try BMW. I've never had a good experience driving near a BMW owner.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 11

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11 years ago (deleted Dec 26, 2014 12:21 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

IdDefinitelyLickAmyPoehlersAsshole

Let me rephrase, US drivers that own BMW's are usually, 98.8% of the time major assholes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Skorpychan

You know what it stands for? Brain Must Walk. I'm pretty sure they hand out lobotomies with every test drive.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

jsonf6

Ain't no one fucks with tiny hippo. Ain't no one.

11 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

xthetenth

Amen. Truly a classic of the genre.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

melancholymerriment

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

slothslothsloth

when people don't do things well I'm going to start yelling NOT EFFECTIVE

11 years ago | Likes 373 Dislikes 4

nadiabyaccident

I DONT KNOW WHY WE ARE YELLING

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

BellBellk

I suggest you watch Coneheads.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BellBellk

I find you unacceptable!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

roadsect

Groot

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

indref

THATS UNAUSTRALIAN

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hoofbeatsandsnowflakes

I do this a lot actually. I wonder if I got it from this comic

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ddd143

+1 for sleeping positions

11 years ago | Likes 496 Dislikes 8

geeroboz

abduction and holy father ones were pretty dark!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

tooshbaboosh

The end was AMAZING

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Albinoblackbears

The Holy Father tho

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

roomtemperaturemashedpotatoes

The sprawl, every time

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rimasticus

They didn't have mine. :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ashmenon

Someone explain the Power Ranger one please?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

iKnowMostlyRandomFacts

I took it as power rangers aren't ever the popular kids in school. Just the regulars.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ashmenon

Really? I thought they were pretty popular.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BetYouCantHitMeWithaQuarter

Guy will never be a Power Ranger. What's to get?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

ashmenon

*hits you with a quarter*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BetYouCantHitMeWithaQuarter

"Ow!".... "Hey, a quarter!"... *Walks away*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FRX51

I think it's meant to be a more poignant piece; dude's a popular football star with all the cheerleaders, but he loves the Power Rangers.(1)

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

FRX51

Alternatively, it could be a statement about how people are not always what they appear to be. (2)

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

UltrazordProtection

Bingo.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheGayPenguin

It's a sad realization I face often. All I really want in life is to be a power ranger.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sstelmaschuk

Clearly, he just lacks teenage attitude.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wagwaan

11 years ago | Likes 866 Dislikes 8

Runikal

Grandma wot r u doin, grandma STAHP

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hiniku

STAHP

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

wagwaan

#sex

11 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing

grandma pls

11 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

BrandonVasser

Spoderman plz

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Alphax45

*unzips*

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

TheDooieBall

The shit we put up with

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

squidaa

this is basically her: https://twitter.com/baddiewinkle

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

TheGopherIsADouchebag

Grandma pls

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

odraranimous

this needs more votes

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

CoffeeBaagel

How the hell does she have a crack?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

exarkun00720

you put far too much thought into this than I think they expected... or maybe you won the internet...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SwoggitySwigWhatsUnderTheWig

Big nipples. I mean REALLY big ones

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BansheeBot1

I can confirm that's how beards work.

11 years ago | Likes 2021 Dislikes 15

morphire

I don't believe enough :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seemsfloored

Ok, let me try. *takes deep breath in* *starts shaking with intense concentration* *farts* nope. Didn't work. I'll give up and shave now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omegleisfun123

I have a full lumberjack beard, so i can second this comment.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

B4dL30

Holy gillette! I didn't knew I was a believer!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MrWigglemunch

[BELIEVING INTENSIFIES]

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Demoskillet

I WISH I COULD TRUST YOU BUT I'VE BEEN BELIEVING FOR MONTHS NOW AND I'VE NO FACIAL HAIR NONE. IM ALMOST 19 FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

catbro

How else? One day I woke up and thought to myself "Damn, you need a beard" and boom there it was

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

imnotwearingaponcho

Tried it. Almost nailed it. Don't stop believing. #blessed

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NipplesOfTheNorth

when i was a child i thought i could force as beard to grow and spent two days flexing my face trying to make it so/

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GingerTheBeard

can second this. my beard is born of my desire to have the most manly beard i can.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

icanhasfreefoodplez

Upvoted this post just because of your comment. Have an upvote too.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

fanofpanties

I now have a majestic beard. Thank you for believing in me~

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HeyFoxymophandlemamaThatsMe

I guess I don't believe enough...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SuperDramaticFusion

That's total bullshit. You let the hair on top of your head grow longer and then you grasp the base of your beard and pull down. VOILA!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

FenixVale

As a man with a balding head, im pretty sure gravity has handled that for me.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IhavenoanusandImustpoop

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

EddieMcfork

Then why do I still look like a 9 year old at 18?

11 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 0

IAAShRaPNeL

Brows the internet for hours on end, that worked for me. By the age of 20 you'l have a full blown beard.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gravskopa

I've got the same problem and I'm 20

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SverdTorden

I'm 17 and apparently my facial hair makes me look like i'm 25 or something..

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OnlyPostsGetRekt

Get Rekt

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

catalystparadox

ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur

Because you touch yourself at night

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

colacp

This is accurate. Masterbating more than once every 9-10 days decreases testosterone which has a direct impact on facial hair growth.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Koantum

I couldn't grow a full beard until I was in my mid 20's. It took me a long time to get to a point where I really believed in mybeardself.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

pencilv3ster

So there is hope? 23yo hear.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ImJustHangingOut

Get down with yobeardself

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thatsnotright

Is beardself like faeself?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined

You're not believing hard enough.

11 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 1

WindrunnerTheMovie

[Que Arthur theme song in head]

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

flubberfucker

Are you trying to say "Queue?" Or are you speaking two different languages?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

WindrunnerTheMovie

yes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WindrunnerTheMovie

[Also comment about it]

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

DennisTheConstitutionalPeasant

What a wonderful kind of day.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

SoaringEagle2009

When we can learn to work and play.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

rawrberry

Better than be 28 and still looking like a 15 year old.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

JediKnight

Oh no I look so youthful I'll carry my youth into old age whatever shall I do

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lorithias

can u stop tell MY story ! xD

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

rawrberry

You're not the boss of me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

icecreamspaceship

misread username as RAWberry. lol'd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

acapor

Eat some potatos son

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

rawrberry

I eat non stop. I am actually making some home fries right now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TheWolf277

He meant potatos!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0