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Font Page Edit: I know some idiots will start up with the "isn't there more substantial stuff to bash trump for", and yes, there is, but that doesn't mean we can't laugh at the orange moron for the more mundane shit too.
Also, everyone who supports trump is a fucking idiot. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
beentheredonethattshirtmaker
I’m ok with him.
havok19849000
We should really be more appreciative of trump. He has given us more material to laugh at and create memes from then the last 5 presidents.
Redacted197358462
It was obvious from the context that Trump meant the moon is part of the other things going on.
Zipbang
katwilmb
He is like the Chinese water torture
impala14
The orange twat strikes again.
MeBJP
Moon to Mars is an actual NASA project, and that's what President Trump was talking about, you fucking douche bag.
faintlymutter
mickison
SpaceSpeed
https://imgur.com/CAvuZml
hanabakemono
Read this to a NASA employee. He laughed. Then he sighed sadly.
IwishIwasfunnieronline
3rdgearlowrpm
in this decade and do the other things
thepiesthepies
Throwawacules
FistfulOfAssholes
That stack of ham has more sense.
saultyevil
ORANGE MAN BAD
Nalianna
glad you finally understand.
DrForester
Yeah. Most sane people think corrupt racists are bad. Sorry that fact offends you and the other cult members.
therealswanson
Orange fan sad :(
in70x
“I love the poorly educated” I thought that was a joke when he said that... it wasn’t
meloncanister
what are you gonna do, hate them?
TylerNahirniak
Of course he's going to like the people that voted for him.
TeddyWooWoos
The United States of Space!! —Black Bush, 2004
isthatwhatthemustacheisfor
Harryteeters
M A R S Mars bitches
MrTrevorBelmont
bobbynixon
Trump is going to win again LOL. Please post videos of yourself crying. Thanks.
suiseiseki
Guys, is it worth arguing politics to someone who admires Nixon?
bobbynixon
Awe, you assume I admire Nixon just because I have Nixon in my name? Was his first name Bobby? You're a genius LOL.
Attaroo
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what it can do for me, Donald J Trump. Many people are saying I'm the best ever. "
suiseiseki
Doubt. He didn't compliment himself enough for that to be an actual quote.
JimlyTheGreat
Look, I don't like trump as much as the next guy, but blatantly calling half of the United State "fucking idiots" for supporting someone is
JimlyTheGreat
not good for either party. He won the election for a reason, half of the people voted for him. I'm sick of this two party politics.
DrForester
1. Less than half the country voted for him. 2. Long as the Electoral College is in place, it will stay a 2 party system.
Roseybot
I vote we take France's system
DrForester
I agree. Popular vote, with a runoff of top 2 if no one gets 50%. Seems like a good way to make third parties more viable as well.
tech1dHero
Still better than Hillary ?
RiverBear
Space force!
androgenoide
Would be nice if we had some rockets...
N0ledge
XAMANDER
gowild
Always have, always will
FrankTheThunderbird
SomeCrazyNerd
Trump is his own best critic.
DidItForScience
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrumpCriticizesTrump
RenaissanceFaireMan
Good thing Fox News knows & and is able to give such incredible, brilliant guidance.
DarkWhiteWolf
From the snippets I've seen, even they're tired of Trumps shit, they're just going through the motions at this point.
VIadimirTarasenko
Post more!
Wearegrid2
I respectfully disagree.
Janusha
The only way to get funding to go to Mars is if Russia or China wants to set up a military base there. Then NASA would magically get funding
aPokal
Nuttsy
Interesting. Wonder how they'll do it. Long March 9 wasn't supposed to be ready till after the window. Fundraising stunt?
therealswanson
News at ten: China to build base on mars, also in other entirely unrelated news, the entire US gdp has been assigned to NASA.
Janusha
Well... A TENTH of what the US military gets would be a start. And NASA got started because the Soviets were already in space.
jmulderr
The Moon is not the same as Mars. It's just a part of Mars. Learn geology, you dumbass.
BigJewishHulk
He didn't meant that. They are a part of the same mission. It was a reply to the NASA update.
DrBourbonTheOriginal
Don't you mean geometry? Geography? Wait. What?
DidItForScience
I thought the moon was thought to be a part of the Earth formed after an early collision?
charhan
Yes, you are correct. The collision of 4000 BC.
equityforpunks
Deliberately misinterpreting his tweets is also stupid. He clearly ment the moon is one part of the mars mission. And no, I don't like him.
ToeThumbs
For a ‘stable genius’ who has the ‘best words’ his supporters sure do have to often explain what he ‘really meant’. Pathetic
MadMupp
Yeah you cant tell these morons that. They over analyse every word he says to give their pitiful lives meaning. They love to pick him apart
whatwhatwhonow
Daww, is the widdle snowflake triggered? Do you need a safe space?
LordOfSalt2
Covfefe. We pick all presidents apart. Obama got his share from the right. Trump definitely deserves it more tho
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
If he just owned up to the mistakes, they'd go away. But when he doubles down and says he called him Tim Apple to save time...
AccidentalPhallacy
Nice to see our foreign friends supporting tRump.
PandaBearSoup
Everyone knows it was a mistake. Mistakes can still be comical, especially when from someone who makes a lot of them in a position of power.
edzo1121
His rating would probably be a little bit better if ge didnt tweet ao much insane crap.
LurkerOfDarkness
He makes so many I can't even recall him doing something not a mistake.
DrForester
Or, you know, we can laugh at the stupid shit the moron says in between genuine anger at the meaningful terrible shit he does.
BigJewishHulk
Or, you know, understand what he means and look at the meaningful great stuff he does.
whatwhatwhonow
Like putting children in concentration camps. Or fucking over farmers. Or misunderstanding how tarrifs work.
DrForester
Yes, let's look at all the great things your cult leader has done.
Aussietye
Unemployment is down, so there's that.
spyseattlite
It's true. Everyone who supports Trump is an idiot. In 15 years, nobody who voted for Trump will be willing to admit it.
suiseiseki
I give it 1. ... Please god let it be 1.
coldwargofast
Man are you both in for a rude awakening when he wins his second term. Can’t wait for the meltdown YouTube compilations to be honest.
spyseattlite
Trump has no chance of winning a second term. He won ONLY because of idiotic independents who knee-jerk vote against the dominant party. 1/
spyseattlite
Those voters won't support him now that he's the incumbent, and his base is too small to win a national election.
therealswanson
I'll be surprised if he doesn't drop from a McDonalds inspired stroke or heart attack before then, not only that his 'Battery' must be low?
suiseiseki
Okay, allow me to ask this. What has he done that's good? Wages are stagnant. Quality of life in the US is low. He started a trade war.
Brokecattlefarmer
Your opinion. I am seeing more roadwork/ infrastructure upgrades than I have in years.
Aussietye
Unemployment.
bobtheaxolotl
That was Obama. Try again.
spyseattlite
What has he done to decrease unemployment? Unemployment fell at a continuous rate from Obama's term, Trump didn't do a thing to help it.
YourUpstairsNeighbor
Fuck, what happened now?
powerproch
Fucking trump happened, thinks the moon is part of mars, stable genius
confanity
To be fair, it's probably just that he was trying to use English and failed.
BigJewishHulk
He doesn't. The moon and mars are part of the same mission.
confanity
So the part where he's an idiot is that he doesn't know how to speak English, in other words.
PenisOfDeath
And on the same tweet he criticized NASA for talking about the moon part.
Bonesy84
His tweet reads differently, and we shouldn’t need an interpreter to understand what he’s saying
suiseiseki
People seem treat Trump like they do the bible. No matter what he says it somehow fits their worldview regardless of actual wording.
chuckles11
have you heard this fucking idiot talk? It is objectively incoherent
MadMupp
Part of the Mars mission, don't twist shit just to try and act smart
PaintedSlate
I think everyone knows what he meant, but they're still going to mock someone known for mocking others for silly reasons...like being a POW.
chisox22
or for having a neuromuscular condition.
CausticCake
if it is part of a Mars mission, why would the first part of that tweet criticize NASA for trying to go back to the Moon?
MadMupp
Because they're talking about the moon as a goal, not a stepping stone.
BasquePenguin
He's not twisting anything trump literally said mars of which the moon is a part, whether he meant plan or not is irrelevant as thats not
HoboStabWound
We kinda expect readers to not be idiots either.
BasquePenguin
What he said
somepersondoingsomethings
Since when is what someone meant not relevant? Intentionally misinterpreting is just as stupid as misspeaking. Congrats.
SnarkyRedcoat
He always says exactly what he means, he knows lots of words, he has the best words. I laugh at everyone jumping to his defense...
Koravel34
I mean, if he DID mean that, his tweet still doesn't make sense because he says Nasa shouldn't go to the Moon.
BulkSausage
Okay, what did I miss?
Starbolt81
I swear you look away for 5 seconds with that guy....
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TheVapingVegan
Tweetledumb needs to cut back on the nonsense tweets. Or all tweets. Maybe that's the same thing....
EddyWantok
Corporal Bonespurs McFucktard just doing what he does.
bigkingdingaling
Thank you for your service
NilaySouci
Als nasa announcing that the us is going back to the moon in 2025 s:https://youtu.be/vl6jn-DdafM
CoeusDarksoul
Dippshit probably changed his mind about Nasa... again...
wifi12345678910
He forgot that we have to go back to the moon to more easily get to mars.
CoeusDarksoul
"What's so hard? Just point at Mars and go! I do it all the time! Everyone knows I do! I do the best Mars!"
thrain5
Honestly, with the Boston accent it sounds a lot like JFK says Mars.
middlehead
People intentionally misinterpreting Trump so they can call him stupid instead of waiting 30 secs for him to do something legitimately dumb
faultysage
Except the tweet was itself stupid. He sent it because he saw Cavuto talking about NASA going to the moon "which they've done before."
BlameItOnTibor
Are you sure? "Covfefe" and "Tim Apple" were legit typos and common errors that everyone experience. But this idiot double-down on those!
mmtotb
If the asshat would stop tweeting there would be so much less to make fun of.
Bonesy84
The fact that people need to defend what he says is pathetic. If he can’t cobble together a coherent sentence how the fuck is he in charge‽
mustbethedragon
Not misinterpreting. Just mocking the language failure.
gmmrtnfn6
Some people are perfect and never say or tweet anything incorrectly.
Himura82
Most people can at least admit they've actually made a mistake and then correct it. If Trump did that he'd get clowned a lot less.
EddyWantok
One person consistently fucks up an makes it very clear that they are singularly unqualified to be President.
Amwaysalesdept
TDS read some tweets out of context and think Trump believes the moon and mars are the same thing
RedOvermorrow
...it was a solitary tweet. There was no other context to ignore. He just said a stupid thing, plain and simple.
LychFinderGeneral
I'm all for bashing the guy, but in this case it's pretty obvious he meant "Mars plan."
myimor
Why would you tell NASA not to talk about going to the Moon when going to the moon is part of the Mars plan? 1/
myimor
Even if you think he meant "Mars plan" the tweet makes no damned sense especially when he said we're going to the moon a month ago 2/2
saminari
People taking a trump tweet out of context. He said something to the effect of the moon is part of mars.
HelloImAnyGuy
has literally nothing to do with context. He made a grammatical error
RedOvermorrow
Not grammatical, syntactical. Still, it was fucking stupid.
VainyBangStick
He makes ill thought out, semi illiterate tweets several times a day. It’s one example of hundreds
Nalianna
thousands. probably more.
saminari
Pretty sure it was meant as the moon is part of the process to get to mars, but our wonderful president can't English, so...
The701
But I wouldn't think a very stable high-IQ genius would be prone to making such a mistake.
twozerooz
Trump meant to say "moon is a part of Mars plan", but forgot the plan part
WatcheroftheWays
or ran out of space on twitter.
c35000
Adding the word plan doesn't make that tweet make sense
thefrayedendsofsanity
He said forget about the moon, were going to mars. I can’t reconcile that with this.
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DrankTooMuchMead
If you are saying "bloke", you are in the UK and are not totally filled in on Trump's bullshit
atkinsongl
stainlessteelmohawk
What he said
arfysdad
Sounds Trumpish.
waeraj
"Going to Mars (of which the moon is a part of)" is a quote I believe
The701
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1137051097955102720
PenisOfDeath
Let's not forget on the same tweet he said that NASA should stop talking about the moon.
twozerooz
Just sounds like bad wording and character limit
CrisisRedditor
Bad wording on his part. I hope.
The701
Yes, exactly what one would expect of a very stable high-IQ genius.
arfysdad
Mmmmmmmmm.... Nope. He's that stupid.
hertta
Hahaha, yeah! XDXDXD /s
ooglybooglies
Sooo "Going to Mars Plan (of which the moon is a part of)" would make sense...
31indy
Fuel station.
SnugglesaurusRex
It's just a second gravity well to escape. It would be super wasteful to use the moon to go to Mars.