MFW the toilet paper breaks mid wipe and I know without a doubt that my fingers are covered in shit before I look

Feb 27, 2017 10:52 PM

Fudge fingers. Delicious.

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Breakthrough.

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Why am I laughing at this. Jeez laweeze

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We call that a Poo Hand Luke in my house.

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Yeah, I did that too, it was the last time I "got some".

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Thank you for this. I'm about 30 seconds from wiping as I saw it. Let it serve as a warning.

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Got in touch with my inner self today... last time I buy that cheap toilet paper. - someone else

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Poor peach. Wishing she was anywhere else.

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Put your fingers back in. Its like checking your oil level twoce butt not.

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Is this a thing that has happened to people? What crap paper do you use?

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It happened to me after I started taking some medicine that (as a side effect) softens my stool (from a 3 to a 4 on the Bristol scale).

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It's always a good day to bidet.

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Splash splash I was taking a crap

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@buttjustice69

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A gif that I can't hover over to see? No thanks.

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And takes mobile users out of the app? Hard pass

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sniff on them fingers just to be sure....

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but he hasnt shaken (shook?) anyones hands

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I get this reference. What is the percentage for this?

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Stick em in your mouth, just to make sure it's not left over chocolate....

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Left over from what?!

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CHOCOLATE!

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From eating chocolate

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In your ass?!

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Don't judge me

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