coldfirewolf
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Jan 22, 2021 7:30 AM
coldfirewolf
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GnomeDeGuerre
No source, no data.
eigeress
Like when a nine yr old finds out Santa isn't real. Except these were brain-dead morons, so quite different, really.
surfpunk
This isn't even the schadenfreude they deserve.
JaromirAzarov
"I've informed you thusly"
ComeOnManYouHadOneJobToDo
Please, don’t go to Clapper and laugh at of them. It is I’ll advised.
BeerAndChips
UrielDArcAngel
Kiliso
OverlyUnprotective
Evangelicals keep believing in end of times, I'm sure Q will just shift their Day 0 to sometime in the future.
DoktorWeasel
Yeah, there's a lot of groups still going long after their end of the world prophecies passed unfulfilled.
margaretfoster0710
AhahahaHAHAHAHA!!
Deathtospam
The dumbest of the dumb.
IAmCooCooCaChoo
I JUST RECEIVED THE LAST MESSAGE FROM GREAT LEADER: PREPARE FOR ASS REAMING
jackal12345
Fiddles require skill, these people got played like dollar store slide whistles.
BlindGardener
No, still needs too much skill. They got played like kazoos.
Lurkch
DigitalWaffle
Someone I admire and respect for their keen and successful business sense was a huge follower... so disappointed when I found out.
DigitalWaffle
This is someone earning six figures a month in income, highly successful, smart, charismatic... and a Qanon follower... >.<
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Six figures a month?! So what you're saying is, they have a lot of leisure time, then. Guess golf wasn't as exciting as YouTube conspiracies
DigitalWaffle
She is a workhorse, works 70 hour weeks, no weekends, always investing, planning, strategizing, and studying... I just don’t get it.
wjodendor
Please don't joke about I, Robot This Christmas https://youtu.be/x3zBOEJ-ndg
sakasiru
I'm actually impressed that some give up. If you are that deep in a cult, you rather double down and find new explanations.
PDXDragon
"Got played". By Trump, or Q, or the Democrats. I haven't seen evidence that any blame themselves for being gullible and stupid.
Shaodyn
You mean all the crazy shit that was made up by trolls to fool idiots never actually happened? Unbelievable!
getadogupya
Way to make things so much worse.
Jagerbeast
Huh?
DukeofKMS
What do you mean?
CommentProvider
Remember that "getting played" here means being disappointed that Trump's political enemies weren't rounded up into concentration camps
freeandclear
but... her emails....?
CashWiley
Ivanka's?
slimjimtimmytim
Neo Nazis and other far right groups are actively recruiting from this shattered base. We need to pay attention to this
Ninjainslippers
This comment needs to go to the top. Q has been a radicalizing force, and followers will now be looking for the next big thing.
slimjimtimmytim
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-biden-qanon-idUSKBN29P2VO
Whatswrongwiththispicture
They can all go buy capes and Nike’s because I hear the Trump comet is coming to take them away
inappropriatedad
Tell me you were born before 1975 without telling me you born before 1975
nickdillinger
Pe-ody
AdmiralSassbar
So many morons, so few comets.
Solonariwan
I remember seeing the Hale-Bopp comet but I was like 10. Hate that I remember heavens gate better, what a farce
Malus333
They are still around with a windows 98 website and 3 or 4 active members
Luthierfer
39 DEAD
OwlBeReady
For anyone that dies not know all the members in heaven gate did a Farwell video https://youtu.be/qaImyktMkU4 exit statements
WillemHellfire
I got the reference
ScrapyardCosmonaut
Your references are out of control dude, very nice
renaissanceredhead
Purple koolaid for all...
DoktorWeasel
Flavor Aid. It wasn't actually Kool-Aid. Just a similar product.
curseyoursudenbutinevitablebetrayal
Shouldn't it be orange?
ErisTheMenace
Meanwhile my coworkers are making fun of all the people who gave up so easily. Conspiracy theories all over the breakroom...
ErisTheMenace
my fave quote about the upcoming "civil war" in March: "I've got a ton of PTO so even when $#!t goes down I'm still gonna get paid" :I
SegyeJibae
all these people think that starting a revolution is like having Sunday brunch. Either too much TV or out of touch with reality.
DrKriegersClone
Take a couple weeks off. Just do civil war things, then come back from vacation. Wtf?
Rifneno
How I felt when, after years of telling Imgur Elon Musk is a piece of shit and getting insulted and downvoted, Imgur realizes he's a PoS
LilandraNeramani
sometimes you just have to let people find things out for themselves.
HouseofWolves312
Genuinely curious what makes Elon Musk a PoS. Asking for a friend
DrKriegersClone
'covid lockdown doesn't apply to my tesla workers' & planning indentured servitude to pay people's way to his Mars colony, recently.
HouseofWolves312
Err.. Indentured servitude?? Surely this is a mistake, at least a misunderstanding. Do we have credible sources?
DrKriegersClone
His tweets. He said people who can't afford the trip could go on credit and have jobs to work off their passage debt. Sounds ominous.
HouseofWolves312
People put too much stock into what he says and too little into what he does.
mcbotulism
My favorite of his greatest hits is "That guy insulted my wacky submarine rescue idea, therefore he's a pedophile."
Lambast
Saw this on AliExpress just now:
DreamingOfDistantShores
Ooh, misprinted coins are great for collecting! :P
OverpricedCrayon
My friend ordered me a sterling silver and 18k gold Trump ring from Wish yesterday. It was free. I hope its hilariously inaccurate. (1
OverpricedCrayon
It'll go well with my small collection of dictator and authoritarian leader memorabilia. (2
DidItForScience
I still don't understand how people believed some bullshit that started on 4chan. WTF people?!
Alexoyeah
Me neither. But just discredit anything just because from there.
DidItForScience
Huh? Are those instructions? Not everything from 4chan is shit, but when you see some conspiracy theory shitpost. Skepticism is called for.
Alexoyeah
Shit I forgot a "don't "
Roachester
Remember the whole "microwave your phone to charge it" fiasco? A little misinformation goes a long way on the internet, regardless of origin
Deathtospam
It’s the combination of misinformation, lack of critical thinking skills, and lack of accountability.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
4chan trolls: Making idiots do terrible things for the lulz since 2003.
uzerok
One or more: They were never taught critical thinking skills, don't bother to apply them, or lack the mental capacities to do so.
Tarmaccian
Selling snake oil is an old con. The whole point is to convince people to never doubt the salesman. Sadly, it works well.
OnlyPositiveFavourites
This is my view of religion. People believe what some old blokes in a small tribe invented to control their people. I mean, 'Yahweh' c'mon!
TomBrokaw
"Magic power man who live in sky? No weh!" "Yah weh!"
AntoniusBlock33
I mean have you seen people or even worse listened to them talk?
LilandraNeramani
I imagine they all sound like that guy who posted that video out foot lettuce. Slow and monotone.
AllHailTheCritbow
He goes by Chills, and he makes music videos now.
TheRimOfTheSky
In case you're unaware, he talks like that because of a medical condition
LilandraNeramani
Yes and thats what i think they all sound like
MontheDL615
I really want someone to put together a dump of people's tweets and FB post of the aftermath so I can read them and laugh liberally.
Bonchoman
eadanke
It would make a bitchin' coffee table book.
TacTheScribbler
I've seen them here and there, but the most recent one, which I liked, was removed. Maybe mods are Qanon people or trumpers?
darkknight447
Find the parlertakes account on Twitter, some genuine gold there.
ColoradoCattleCo
I was on Gab that day specifically for that. Only about 40% are actually giving up. The other 60% think some miracle is still coming.
TheSecondPiewackit
TBH I think we should push the Shadowprez conspiracy. Making the Useful Idiots actually useful would be amazing.
Ark161
hey, that is 40% that I will happily tell that yeah, they got played, now we know, lets move on sensibly now.
ColoradoCattleCo
That 40% is still right-wing extremists who believe practically all the crazy Qanon tenets, they've just admitted Q himself is not real.
rumandbass
yea they moved the goal posts to march 4th right?
ColoradoCattleCo
That was one of them I saw. Also a bunch of others. There's more goalposts than grains of sand at a beach.
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TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
What a rabbit hole. It is like reading the ramblings of chris chan.
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
MontheDL615
Bless you.
RegginaPhalange
Who knew someone named “NocturnalAnalFluid” could be so sane?!
AngerySnek
r/rimjob_steve
MarcoPoloOnPollo
My personal favorite:
mediumrare164
I would go with the latter choice
redsmerf
...context on the fringe and flags?
Rehjee
Folks are claiming golden fringed flags are only displayed in times of military control of the government, when theres no president in power
Yellowdart49
What was the big moment? I don't- I don't follow Qanon
timecookie
A mega satanic orgy, in the streets, with Trump as its leader.
nosaucesbutapplesauces
Apparently the next date is March 4. /a/XwqgzE8
Vergenbuurg
ISayShenanigans
Like the end of the world according to the Mayan Calendar, they're just gonna keep moving the date.
DoktorWeasel
Of course the Myans never thought it'd be the end of the world. Just a calendar rollover. It was later crazies that invented that.
nosaucesbutapplesauces
Lol yes I keep wanting to make this parallel!
coldfirewolf
https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/20/tech/qanon-believers-inauguration-reaction/index.html
TheDKG
The summation of so many of those peoples beliefs are summed in two sentences: "So you believe the conspiracy theory?" 1/?
TheDKG
"Most of you want to discredit facts by calling them conspiracy theories" ... "And if he IS elected THEN you'll agree it was a ... 2/?
TheDKG
"conspiracy theory right?"..."Well no I'll just feel like my vote no longer counts in the U.S." 3/4
TheDKG
So you are saying if they are YOUR beliefs, they are good as fact and this means our facts now have to contend with belief. Bonkers.
Pokegeologist
These guys may actually be worse than Scientologists.
Yellowdart49
Much obliged
GoddessPurpleFrost
I mean if they wanna catch the predators and round them up, they gotta look at the GOP first. So many Epstein associations.
WhichIsIt
I think it’s the opposite actually. Don’t forget Trump was a Democrat back then.
SirButcher
I think it is very important part that the predators are ONLY in the opposite "team", and they only support "heroes".
Nikolai5
Because the organisation is made to get followers that will continue to be followers once an authoritarian regime is in place.
Nikolai5
It's like a cult. They work on the people to the point where they will remain loyal even though they're being put through shit.
TurdBurglar3000
It's kinda amazing they have this huge blind spot.
GoddessPurpleFrost
They absolutely do. When I point this out, they immediately deflect to "well... THE GAYS DO DRAG IN FRONT OF CHILDREN." O... okay? And?
TrueLegateDamar
They thought Trump was gonna be 'All According to Keikaku!' and do a Jedi Temple Massacre at the Inauguration and become President for Life
lebronkeykong
i had to google keikaku. that's funny.
morrisseyroo
they wanted a keikaku, they got a bukkake
LeeroyJenkems
Is this some reference to something...or does everyone just speak Japanese now?
FedExForExplosives
Nani!?
TrueLegateDamar
*Translator's note: Keikaku means plan*
LeeroyJenkems
I know. I’m just saying the comment has a lot of likes for just casually throwing Japanese in there as if everyone speaks it. Just surprised
TrueLegateDamar
Because it's a meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/just-according-to-keikaku