Jun 9, 2020 3:03 PM
Miguenzo
111106
1980
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Jaysandjays
This made me moist
traumapatient
The water was replaced with acid but the public weren’t told.
Syphilis
i like the irony, here. I mean, they built the bridge to cross the water without getting wet.
rossonerinho
A bridge too far
aodhanPiBandit
I'm supposed to be working there now. Fuck Covid
SmittyShmee
Red vs. Blue!
BobbieNell
I wish I lived in the Netherlands.
noncommital
Yumpin yiminy!
ReleaseTheBeeees
SWAT
wheredoisign
when metalheads do that, it's called wall of death. minus water guns, plus "impact dancing"
Illmatik451
MaestroD
War. War never changes...
schattenjager
Boss : y r u soaking wet ? Me : U wont believe it, all those girls were squirting on me
DrKleiner007
And it was all LSD...
ionlystopafterhumiliation
https://i.imgur.com/Pk4JdG2 seems relevant
beedoubleuthree
From the upcoming sequel A Bridge Two Far,Two Furious
FoeOfFauxPho
"that's not social distancing"
BJA007
Set up, but nice they could get that many people together to do that.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Zeg makker, kokosnoot is geen specerij.
oerebloere
Zeg makker, gaat het wel goed met je?
Moet ik gaten in uw oren boren?
Blazefast
We do have our moments.....
Larkins
So many lives lost that day.
Flametide
Like Bothans. I sent a squad of Bothans to get me coffee... All dead
pintopedro123
Because the cops showed up and joined in
witheredspoon
They still sing songs of it to this day!
ShooterV12
It was marked as crime scene of the century
WhichIsIt
The great drawbridge massacre
Targe0
That event sparked the Great Bridge Wars. Such a dark day in history.
Igotbeatwithjumpercables
Fun fact, in the Netherlands the word for shopping cart is winklewagen
madjo
And shopping is called "winkelen".
FitzChevalric
*Winkelwagen
Wrinklywagger*
Thanks, sorry I'm tired and my keyboard does not like me today
indigogogogo
/a/eRdKLw0 Odin would be proud
mormacil
You surely mean Wodan?
him too
He is him
Jk
99percentofpeoplearestupid
They practice so next time that Germany invades them they can defend their bridges better
They generally held the bridges so well the Germans bombed the #2 to ashes to force a surrender.
gvair
Our Marines did until the Germans decided to bomb Rotterdam and threaten to flatten Utrecht also.
My information is based on this https://youtu.be/LWSIyLFnsro
At first a group of paratroopers attacked. Then Germans threatened of a full scale invasion.
DarthYoga
/a/7hWREB0
4Astaroth
Is this Snake or Pliskin?
Captain Ron! But you get points for Pliskin reference
Thanks. Captain Ron. What movie would that be?
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Family comedy classic with Martin Short. Worth a watch.
Thank you very much. I will try finding that. There are often movies here I haven't seen and that's always strange to me.
EndlessTrash
Ah yes, another one of these infamous blood vs cribs shootings.
Dahliaisahedgehog
I deserve this.
TheRicM
*Crips
Safespace33
Shush he meant what he said. Some of them look like they’re heading to nap time.
Ah
capitalistdecadence
Thefreeeezian
WHAT DID WE DO!?
L1PP0
WHAT DID'NT YOU DO!?
HunglikeaHamster
That's why he was late at Arnhem..
Actually if Gen. McGavin didn’t muck about with the Reichswald and took the bridge at Nijmegen right away, the batlle for arnhem was won.
Not necessarily, the bridge at Son was blown and the higway was under fire. 30th corps couldn't have reached Nijmegen sooner. 1/?
By the time they reached Nijmegen, John Frost's company had already surrendered and the bridge was firmly in German hands. 2/?
The bridge at Arnhem, that is.. With SS panzers pouring south over the bridge and the para's under heavy fire, it's hard to see.. 3/?
rickisuffer
-*Points finger* YOU SEE THOSE GUYS OVER THERE? -group of confused citizens: Yeah? -FUCK THOSE GUYS!
stressfracturesintitanium
dreadpiratekhan
Humanity at its best and least dignified
confanity
No, don't fuck them. Just squirt all over them.
Yup classic US vs Them scenario, never fails.
minipancho94
this is basically how we started a "chocolate riot" at my elementary school. went around asking people if they liked chocolate and to 1/2
join the mob if they did. someone started gathering those who didnt. they would confront and yell until someone threw a rock. all hell 2/3
broke lose after that and about 60+ 5-10 yr olds started beating the shit out of eachother. kids were chocking people out. at least 3 3/4
kids came back in cast over the next few days. shit was insane. no one was suspended or expelled though. 4/4
TheFUCKSaCondom
how many came back the next day injured from jumper cables?
RedTailedHawk
Is this how you Dutch?
notSaari
Ja.
NLJasper
Yes
peterismyhusband
Yup
Demonlettuce
Lemme ask me granny
sherbertpumper
The more I hear/see about some of these countries.. the more I feel they’d be a much better place to live.
Come to Europe. Stay safe and be free.
SuperSonicBaker
That's cause they are
ClassicSwanson
They're really not. I'm moving from Europe to the US next year and I can't wait. Europe is slowly crumbling into obscurity and irrelevance.
ZeOberon
Whereas the US are doing it much faster
CaptainAcorns
But this happens every time the beige goes up and down
Exyr
Dibs on Switzerland
salzter11
American?
The13thDude
Hot women, kind people, weed... what’s not to like?
no2venus
Zwarte Piet
If only that were actually true. Europe is a cesspool. Source: I'm from here.
Exevium
Slightly better *
Chainhealer
They are.
ImJustaDudePlayingAnotherDude
Are they though? Are you sure about that?
Yes, 100%. But you don't have to take my word for it, you can check the thousands of independent comparative studies.
spacecowboyein
I'll go anywhere with a 4 day workweek. I just don't want to learn a new language v_v
reineseele
Spider-Man Far From Home told you all you need to know. Nice people who speak English very well.
JHawke
Vell, moztly zat iz.
NRubric
Ja ja zat.
BadBeyonder
The minorities are the white people from the border countries... Damn aliens!
FuttBuckit
Yeah... I'm not really happy in America.
numnut1987
then move to europe not that hard tbh
bound4doom
User name checks out.
bakminn360
Actually it is. A lot of restrictions for immigration and employment.
Redisia
Tiny little boats seem to get the trick done. Then file about 10 retrails afterwards get a pardon since "Well you been here so long already"
dasklaus
Come to study, find someone to marry.
vindexin
It is when America presses felony charges on their youth forcing them to stay in the country 5ever. Halp.
if you got european ancestors get a passport
What do you mean?
ajxlucky13x
"if your white just walk out el-oh-el"
tinnermans
They're not. It sucks here. Please don't come, thanks
Dit bericht werd mede mogelijk gemaakt door de VVV.
Het UWV en ISD zouden ze weer graag hebben. ??
CashWiley
Ah, the ol' Greenland technique. Nice!
I live in the Netherlands, decent place but every country in the world has things that suck about them. ? Most people from the USA (i have-
family from the USA) i met have trouble with our directness lol. Dont sugar coat it, if you suck at it we say it and give tips lol. Or "How-
are you?" answer "My say sucked, feeling rather down." -gasp- "Why gasp? You asked me how i am... there it is."
You’ve inspired me sir. Here’s an upvote.
Thelibrarianchick
The Dutch are very direct, I enjoy it.
Its a way of life for me(us) though i guess it can be seen as rude by cultures that are not used to it. ?♂️
I don’t mind some directness. People in the USA say one thing and mean a completely different thing. Especially women.
I mean directness is so engraved in the culture, that being a CEO in this country does not mean people will blindly follow an order if they-
LCMcG
Fuck that sounds refreshing and healthy. NC is rampant with thinly veiled racism, faux politeness and gossip. It's toxic. There's a reason
so many people here are on pills or heroin.
kerBamf
That's much of the south, if I'm not mistaken.
WhatMMkev
People in the US do stuff like this all the time. Especially in places like Southern California. Check out YouTube from 10 years ago
Ahh, 10 years ago, we had a literate president. This were little rough, but good things on the horizon.
Remember flash mobs?
thankyouforyourserviceforpointsonanythingmillitary
I can tell you that never in my entire life have I ever desired to step foot on American soil. Except maybe once to go for a pint in Boston
Shenanigans1311
Living outside Boston, and working in it. That's a good choice!
Yeah we don’t care
drduffer
BOSTON???!! That’ll generate some pushback!
squashpirates
The news only shows crazy over and over. In general people are nice face to face. But there’s no shortage of crazy.
MantisTobagganMD
Oof. Of all our cities to choose from...you made the wrong fuckin choice.
Grimvarr
Same, just too much wrong with that place.
We'll welcome our friends to Europe. Stay as long as you want and feel free to be free.
Wrong person for this reply.
BlissfulAurora
Except we're already free. Free healthcare, not being afraid of the police, cheap education. Lovely.
Where?
qindje
As a Belgian that visited. Visiting is fine. Staying.. Not so much.
BaltimorePolice
Don't. It's a joke of a country
Jaysandjays
This made me moist
traumapatient
The water was replaced with acid but the public weren’t told.
Syphilis
i like the irony, here. I mean, they built the bridge to cross the water without getting wet.
rossonerinho
A bridge too far
aodhanPiBandit
I'm supposed to be working there now. Fuck Covid
SmittyShmee
Red vs. Blue!
BobbieNell
I wish I lived in the Netherlands.
noncommital
Yumpin yiminy!
ReleaseTheBeeees
SWAT
wheredoisign
when metalheads do that, it's called wall of death. minus water guns, plus "impact dancing"
Illmatik451
MaestroD
War. War never changes...
schattenjager
Boss : y r u soaking wet ? Me : U wont believe it, all those girls were squirting on me
DrKleiner007
And it was all LSD...
ionlystopafterhumiliation
https://i.imgur.com/Pk4JdG2 seems relevant
beedoubleuthree
From the upcoming sequel A Bridge Two Far,Two Furious
FoeOfFauxPho
"that's not social distancing"
BJA007
Set up, but nice they could get that many people together to do that.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Zeg makker, kokosnoot is geen specerij.
oerebloere
Zeg makker, gaat het wel goed met je?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Moet ik gaten in uw oren boren?
Blazefast
We do have our moments.....
Larkins
So many lives lost that day.
Flametide
Like Bothans. I sent a squad of Bothans to get me coffee... All dead
pintopedro123
Because the cops showed up and joined in
witheredspoon
They still sing songs of it to this day!
ShooterV12
It was marked as crime scene of the century
WhichIsIt
The great drawbridge massacre
Targe0
That event sparked the Great Bridge Wars. Such a dark day in history.
Igotbeatwithjumpercables
Fun fact, in the Netherlands the word for shopping cart is winklewagen
madjo
And shopping is called "winkelen".
FitzChevalric
*Winkelwagen
Miguenzo
Wrinklywagger*
Igotbeatwithjumpercables
Thanks, sorry I'm tired and my keyboard does not like me today
indigogogogo
/a/eRdKLw0 Odin would be proud
mormacil
You surely mean Wodan?
indigogogogo
him too
mormacil
He is him
indigogogogo
Jk
99percentofpeoplearestupid
They practice so next time that Germany invades them they can defend their bridges better
mormacil
They generally held the bridges so well the Germans bombed the #2 to ashes to force a surrender.
gvair
Our Marines did until the Germans decided to bomb Rotterdam and threaten to flatten Utrecht also.
99percentofpeoplearestupid
My information is based on this https://youtu.be/LWSIyLFnsro
99percentofpeoplearestupid
At first a group of paratroopers attacked. Then Germans threatened of a full scale invasion.
DarthYoga
/a/7hWREB0
4Astaroth
Is this Snake or Pliskin?
DarthYoga
Captain Ron! But you get points for Pliskin reference
4Astaroth
Thanks. Captain Ron. What movie would that be?
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Family comedy classic with Martin Short. Worth a watch.
4Astaroth
Thank you very much. I will try finding that. There are often movies here I haven't seen and that's always strange to me.
EndlessTrash
Ah yes, another one of these infamous blood vs cribs shootings.
Dahliaisahedgehog
EndlessTrash
I deserve this.
TheRicM
*Crips
Safespace33
Shush he meant what he said. Some of them look like they’re heading to nap time.
TheRicM
Ah
capitalistdecadence
Thefreeeezian
WHAT DID WE DO!?
L1PP0
WHAT DID'NT YOU DO!?
HunglikeaHamster
That's why he was late at Arnhem..
gvair
Actually if Gen. McGavin didn’t muck about with the Reichswald and took the bridge at Nijmegen right away, the batlle for arnhem was won.
HunglikeaHamster
Not necessarily, the bridge at Son was blown and the higway was under fire. 30th corps couldn't have reached Nijmegen sooner. 1/?
HunglikeaHamster
By the time they reached Nijmegen, John Frost's company had already surrendered and the bridge was firmly in German hands. 2/?
HunglikeaHamster
The bridge at Arnhem, that is.. With SS panzers pouring south over the bridge and the para's under heavy fire, it's hard to see.. 3/?
rickisuffer
-*Points finger* YOU SEE THOSE GUYS OVER THERE? -group of confused citizens: Yeah? -FUCK THOSE GUYS!
stressfracturesintitanium
dreadpiratekhan
Humanity at its best and least dignified
confanity
No, don't fuck them. Just squirt all over them.
Safespace33
Yup classic US vs Them scenario, never fails.
minipancho94
this is basically how we started a "chocolate riot" at my elementary school. went around asking people if they liked chocolate and to 1/2
minipancho94
join the mob if they did. someone started gathering those who didnt. they would confront and yell until someone threw a rock. all hell 2/3
minipancho94
broke lose after that and about 60+ 5-10 yr olds started beating the shit out of eachother. kids were chocking people out. at least 3 3/4
minipancho94
kids came back in cast over the next few days. shit was insane. no one was suspended or expelled though. 4/4
TheFUCKSaCondom
how many came back the next day injured from jumper cables?
RedTailedHawk
Is this how you Dutch?
notSaari
Ja.
NLJasper
Yes
peterismyhusband
Yup
Demonlettuce
Lemme ask me granny
sherbertpumper
The more I hear/see about some of these countries.. the more I feel they’d be a much better place to live.
4Astaroth
Come to Europe. Stay safe and be free.
SuperSonicBaker
That's cause they are
ClassicSwanson
They're really not. I'm moving from Europe to the US next year and I can't wait. Europe is slowly crumbling into obscurity and irrelevance.
ZeOberon
Whereas the US are doing it much faster
CaptainAcorns
But this happens every time the beige goes up and down
Exyr
Dibs on Switzerland
salzter11
American?
The13thDude
Hot women, kind people, weed... what’s not to like?
no2venus
Zwarte Piet
ClassicSwanson
If only that were actually true. Europe is a cesspool. Source: I'm from here.
Exevium
Slightly better *
Chainhealer
They are.
ImJustaDudePlayingAnotherDude
Are they though? Are you sure about that?
Chainhealer
Yes, 100%. But you don't have to take my word for it, you can check the thousands of independent comparative studies.
spacecowboyein
I'll go anywhere with a 4 day workweek. I just don't want to learn a new language v_v
reineseele
Spider-Man Far From Home told you all you need to know. Nice people who speak English very well.
JHawke
Vell, moztly zat iz.
NRubric
Ja ja zat.
BadBeyonder
The minorities are the white people from the border countries... Damn aliens!
FuttBuckit
Yeah... I'm not really happy in America.
numnut1987
then move to europe not that hard tbh
bound4doom
User name checks out.
bakminn360
Actually it is. A lot of restrictions for immigration and employment.
Redisia
Tiny little boats seem to get the trick done. Then file about 10 retrails afterwards get a pardon since "Well you been here so long already"
dasklaus
Come to study, find someone to marry.
vindexin
It is when America presses felony charges on their youth forcing them to stay in the country 5ever. Halp.
numnut1987
if you got european ancestors get a passport
vindexin
What do you mean?
ajxlucky13x
"if your white just walk out el-oh-el"
tinnermans
They're not. It sucks here. Please don't come, thanks
madjo
Dit bericht werd mede mogelijk gemaakt door de VVV.
Redisia
Het UWV en ISD zouden ze weer graag hebben. ??
CashWiley
Ah, the ol' Greenland technique. Nice!
Redisia
I live in the Netherlands, decent place but every country in the world has things that suck about them. ? Most people from the USA (i have-
Redisia
family from the USA) i met have trouble with our directness lol. Dont sugar coat it, if you suck at it we say it and give tips lol. Or "How-
Redisia
are you?" answer "My say sucked, feeling rather down." -gasp- "Why gasp? You asked me how i am... there it is."
vindexin
You’ve inspired me sir. Here’s an upvote.
Thelibrarianchick
The Dutch are very direct, I enjoy it.
Redisia
Its a way of life for me(us) though i guess it can be seen as rude by cultures that are not used to it. ?♂️
The13thDude
I don’t mind some directness. People in the USA say one thing and mean a completely different thing. Especially women.
Redisia
I mean directness is so engraved in the culture, that being a CEO in this country does not mean people will blindly follow an order if they-
LCMcG
Fuck that sounds refreshing and healthy. NC is rampant with thinly veiled racism, faux politeness and gossip. It's toxic. There's a reason
LCMcG
so many people here are on pills or heroin.
kerBamf
That's much of the south, if I'm not mistaken.
WhatMMkev
People in the US do stuff like this all the time. Especially in places like Southern California. Check out YouTube from 10 years ago
bound4doom
Ahh, 10 years ago, we had a literate president. This were little rough, but good things on the horizon.
WhatMMkev
Remember flash mobs?
thankyouforyourserviceforpointsonanythingmillitary
I can tell you that never in my entire life have I ever desired to step foot on American soil. Except maybe once to go for a pint in Boston
Shenanigans1311
Living outside Boston, and working in it. That's a good choice!
ImJustaDudePlayingAnotherDude
Yeah we don’t care
drduffer
BOSTON???!! That’ll generate some pushback!
squashpirates
The news only shows crazy over and over. In general people are nice face to face. But there’s no shortage of crazy.
MantisTobagganMD
Oof. Of all our cities to choose from...you made the wrong fuckin choice.
Grimvarr
Same, just too much wrong with that place.
4Astaroth
We'll welcome our friends to Europe. Stay as long as you want and feel free to be free.
4Astaroth
Wrong person for this reply.
BlissfulAurora
Except we're already free. Free healthcare, not being afraid of the police, cheap education. Lovely.
4Astaroth
Where?
qindje
As a Belgian that visited. Visiting is fine. Staying.. Not so much.
BaltimorePolice
Don't. It's a joke of a country