Jesus Christ the kid hoping out and almost getting run over absolutely got me. Fuck. They are so lucky. My sister's friend did this and ran over her legs and broke them both. Lucky she didn't die.
Not art. Just rest. I suspect coffee is not an acceptable alternative at this point. Because I'd guess they already had some and...well, this is the result.
Ya, reminds me of this one time I was backing out of my driveway in the winter. As I turned 90 degrees to face down the street I realized the road was completely frozen over, so the car completely spun around pointing me back at the driveway. I just pulled straight back into the driveway and went back to bed.
Movie idea: “First Destination”. After an awful day, the spirit of Life works to keep a bunch of characters safely home in bed where they should be in the first place
I remember once in college I was late driving in to class (I commuted), and got stuck in a traffic jam. When I hit a clearing I went over the speed limit and almost immediately got pulled over by a cop, who ticketed me (and took their time about it, ensuring I would miss half my class). After they let me go I just turned around, went home, and took a nap.
During the wars a bomb drops and hits Yellowstone causing it to erupt. Immediately wiping out 90,000 Wiping out most of North America and darkening the skies in ash across the globe.
bfreeze01
I'm guessing the kid noticed the car starting to roll away and tried to hop over to the driver's seat to hit the brakes.
huffnpuff72
Phew. Thought the dog was gonna get hit.
DerpeDimmer
Monday?
RummageSaleBubbler
Dog's just happy to be involved.
Bmgm4u
Back to bed!
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
I hoped that they don't have any kids but that ship has sailed too :(
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
True love is getting so worried about your spouse falling over you leave the car on drive getting out of it.
ChewyTheWookie
When the dog ran into the street I got ill
Jawesome19
Jesus Christ the kid hoping out and almost getting run over absolutely got me. Fuck. They are so lucky. My sister's friend did this and ran over her legs and broke them both. Lucky she didn't die.
ActualSpaghetti
I dont know how people let cars roll away like that
Mickazilla
''you know what, today will be nap day instead of whatever we were planning''
grayone64
OhIfIMust
Can I get a "Woah Bundy," please?
agagle
Yall ever heard about the joke called the aristocrat's... pretty sure u have another starter
coolusernameperson
Is the dog ok????
acetothermus
Hengabecka
And the dog is having a great time just 'helping' with everything.
taez555
I'm hoping that jolt at the end was the brake engaging, and not the dog that ran right in front of the car before it made that jerking motion.
nightripper
Number1Cause
Everyone back to bed. This day is fucked.
Patronsaintofboredom
At this point you just take the day off, cancel any plans and just sit on the couch together to watch movies.
inthenameofthemooniwillspoonyou
They are not having a good day. holy shit
Iblamemyparentstoo
Jesus I was waiting for the dog to get hit by a car next
OfficerCrabtree
Britain calling: are handbrakes not a ‘thing’ in American cars?
OnlyOneArman
Brake or no, he didn't put it in park
vindik8or
Be gentle. Most of them can't even figure out how to tick the right box.
crypticorb
They absolutely are, and putting the car in park in many cars prevents rolling, but very few people I know actually *use* the e-brake/handbrake.
G081
Well hopefully the day was way smoother after that start
RedCamaro
Like their brains
FussyZeus
If it wasn't there was probably a body count by the end, god damn the wife took a fuckin digger there, my face hurts just watching
HeresYourSauce
Dodged bullet after bullet. I am so glad the dog's ok.
JockoV
Yeah with that string of chaos I was expecting the dog to get hit at the end.
Esch2
Me too!
desolatorx
The whole family needs a restart
vorodar
Not art. Just rest. I suspect coffee is not an acceptable alternative at this point. Because I'd guess they already had some and...well, this is the result.
KawaiiInari
For real. They should just all go back to bed.
maincarrot
Windows shutting down.
*DING DONG ding dong*
...
ENERGY STAR 💫
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*bloooo DLooOOOOo dinnnng dinnng dinng.......*
Gingerwithsomesoul
More insurance coverage.
pareidoliaperson
Lack of sleep for many days will do that to you.
ChazzK
"Boss, i can't come to work today, we're rebooting. I'll send you the Ring video."
F1yingFox
https://youtu.be/HjPgdhRsGIQ?feature=shared
RhymingEverything
a good nap should do it
doctorbocker
Naw man, that kid was up in the front seat ready to take the wheel by the time Dad got there.
ageek3000
Ya, reminds me of this one time I was backing out of my driveway in the winter. As I turned 90 degrees to face down the street I realized the road was completely frozen over, so the car completely spun around pointing me back at the driveway. I just pulled straight back into the driveway and went back to bed.
a2s2020
Movie idea: “First Destination”. After an awful day, the spirit of Life works to keep a bunch of characters safely home in bed where they should be in the first place
OriginalAndWitty
They just need to go back to bed for the whole day, the universe tryin to kill them all.
mattbl
I remember once in college I was late driving in to class (I commuted), and got stuck in a traffic jam. When I hit a clearing I went over the speed limit and almost immediately got pulled over by a cop, who ticketed me (and took their time about it, ensuring I would miss half my class). After they let me go I just turned around, went home, and took a nap.
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Something tells me the have a three year old and a newly born.
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PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
I tell them to avoid people with your kind of attitude.
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PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Allright, pizza cutter.
JackieTreehornProductions
I’m going with 8 yr old daughter and 4 month old triplets.
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
JackieTreehornProductions
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Well…, I still jerk off manually.
JackieTreehornProductions
WoopDeFrickenDoo
I wish I had a sitcom family as neighbors, then I could be the folksy advice neighbor
hydrocarbon82
I'd be the house that always looks empty but occasionally has loud noises & swearing coming from the garage & basement.
Lewskannon
Hope they’re downhill of you.
xo66nt
id just try and help and make everything worse
MrStealYourGiF
How's your hat game?
masteryoplait
And your fence game?
RAJrios
Never leave home without it.
raitchison
That actually could have gone way worse.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
kid and dog worse
The11thPlague
Does not use parking break nor safety blinkers. Using them is a matter of habit, and you can see they are not in the habit of using them.
DukatNaranek
Exactly, like this it's just funny. No one is seriously hurt, just embarrassed.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
A “brush with death” like this is really weird because you can go from “we’re all going to die” to “oh, I guess we’re all fine”.
mrgreen326
Also known as the year I've been having
whatspaulplayingtoday
Yeah... way fuckin' worse. This was the best outcome, considering the circumstances.
tinydog
Breaks leg, runs over dog, hits other car, careens into neighbor's living room.
amp99
Breaks open gas line, obliterates entire neighbourhood.
Akintunde
So long as the dog makes it out I'm okay with that.
amp99
I'm not gonna lie to you...so long!
WienerBeener
Starts a fissure in the earths crust, causes a massive new fault line creating earthquake and tsunamis across the pacific.
Fhant
StarmineRendezvous
Tsunamis are so bad that it decimates the coastlines everywhere, crashing global economies and starting wars to sustain economic powers.
PandaWaffleking
During the wars a bomb drops and hits Yellowstone causing it to erupt. Immediately wiping out 90,000 Wiping out most of North America and darkening the skies in ash across the globe.