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Mellayellafella1441
#4. He clearly wanted to be the pants instead.?
KinetoPlay
#30 It's not per month Elliott! Get over yourself. It's basically in case it shits on everything and they have to recarpet.
alisa2089
#8 you could say it’s a....CARROT TOP
Myhatisold
#33 oh no! Why did you point that out. I thought he went shopping. I am sad now.
scarletletter25101
I mean the other ones just had roast beef or stayed home. He's probably fine. Maybe.
ortahj00
#3 hah stan lee and his cameos will never get old
usernamesarereallystupid
Stan Lee making cameos everywhere.
kozzillakilla
Fistouille
#2
Damn, she was Paul McCartney's girlfriend during most of The Beatles's peak. And a high grade RHM too
SerialChickenLover
Wait no I need to see all of those costumes
Katsmom27
I used to *hate* Jane Asher b/c she was Paul McCartney’s gf. That didn’t work out for her, so she made rockin’ costumes.
Scieron
AngyBanangy
...and now I’m sad.
Nood1e
Yeah... what else have I missed?
imgursayswhat
Me too...
deadlysneeze
It hurt a little
Shibbian
what else could it mean? this lady is trippin
ichbinhungry
Either the pig is going shopping, or the pig was butchered and being sold at the market.
ichbinhungry
But what about "this little piggie had roast beef"?
Ilovehavingfreehealthcare
You would feed pigs getting ready for slaughter higher quality food scraps to fatten them up, the next one for market gets fattened up
EroticZombiePants
#10 Tip: I f you get the "free pass" question, never name anyone you know in real life.
PlatypusShankie
Anyone stupid enough to do that might deserve what's coming...
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
#5 Stan Lee’s cameos are getting more - he’s even in original costumes now
phenixslayer
#30 don't you get the deposit back if there is no damage?
genesis1791
That's the idea. Lots of scumbag landlords claiming all sorts of bull shit fees when you move out though. My apartment complex charges 1/2
genesis1791
a pet fee monthly for each pet. It's even illegal to add pet fees in my state but it's just easier to pay than be denied a place to live 2/2
dangermess
#30 Dogs pee and poop on carpets, soaking the pad and subfloor beneath. Dogs scratch up hardwood floors and doors. Blame bad owners.
cuntybumsox
Stan Lee the Butterfly Man
PJVeddersGirl
We brushing over the fact that #2 is esteemed actor Martin Shaw?!
Dendaria
I caught it!
MaxximumB
Bodie & Doyle! Best part of Sunday evenings.
ChibiKia
I want a dump of just the costumes. It'd be awesome to see the rest.
sundaymondayhippyday
Inspector George Gently is the Sandwich man,
PrincePiggo
And #4 is singer Alan Price. The book also features a certain Mr Terry Jones amongst others...
PJVeddersGirl
HAHAHA YESSSSSSS love Terry Jones!!
DrewBerg
#28 the formatting here is just a mess.
ItIsThatGuyOverThere
Ohhh, i thought it was Feb 2020 2021, Feb, I was realy confused
thatlamer
Yet another example of phones being inferior at everything. Looks fine in a regular browser.
Hammertulski
Brought_____________________you_to_____________by_Microsoftword___________!
Scieron
Though, oddly enough, it's still accurate. I'm lookin at you February!
Scieron
To clarify: In comparison to the whole year at that point Feb has been fine in 2020 & 2021. But in general... Feburary is a shit month.
heartygizmo
February is THE worst month! It drags on practically forever w/ maybe 1 decent day to dangle spring at us before freezing our nuts off AGAIN
melindajo123
#13 exactly why I'm not surprised she is mentally ill today. Fuck everyone who participated in that.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Assuming she really IS mentally ill, and not just presented that way due to one breakdown, so that her father can continue exploiting her.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
That's the "even worse" part.
melindajo123
Yes.
Silverbananahorse
#30 getting scratched doors, walls, floors, piss and shit on the floors, smells. If not taken care of pets can be a landlord's nightmare. 1
ckmomma
This one confused me. They said it was a deposit, not additional monthly rent. An animal could EASILY do $400 damage.
924Carrera
"We could rent the dog her own studio apartment for that much." Yeah...for one month...
Misora
Yeah $400 isn't even enough to replace the carpets if needed. Must be combined with a standard deposit. Now pet rent exists & I don't get.
cardinal29
Pet owners share all the habits of some bad parents "Oh, not MY little angel!"
breannearts
I was a carrot for Halloween one year. I was also a carrot in the healthy foods healthy bodies play at school the week before. Dad made it❤
asificareokido
noodiesprawn
#33 What do you mean? He didn't go shopping for groceries? Are...is he OK???
amishjosh
He's at a market upstate
Mechwarrior719
He went to market to become the groceries.
ErynGalen
I see him walking to market with a little basket on his little piggy arm. He's not IN the basket
neongiraffespots
Right?? He got roast beef, and then came home!
CarlottaVonSprockett
He went to the flower market. To buy flowers, yeah.
SavvyThePirate
Well, one is...the other went weeeweeeweeweeeweeee all the way home
Folve
Sandwich man wasn't 100% onboard with that. Like " I thought she would make a sandwich, but not that way"
coffeebaby
Greeneyedfox
MILs tenants’ dogs cost THOUSANDS of $$ in repairs. Scratched up hardwood floors ate/destroyed drywall. U get that $ back when u move out
looseasamoose
#30 Haha get fucked lady, tenants pets are a fukin nightmare. Piss soaked carpet, scratches, chewing, smells. I say this as a Tennant too.
dangermess
David Tennant?
looseasamoose
Maybe you have the only nice animal out there but gosh dang I have seen some unholy messes left behind by pets. The thing is typically you
looseasamoose
Can't even recover pet damages. At least where I am, whilst the landlords can be sharks, a shithead Tennant can get away with anything
looseasamoose
It's a bit like the UK where even after going through courts you just end up spending all your money chasing someone with a million debts
looseasamoose
And absolutely no way to pay. They lie and cheat their way around and you can't actually stop them.
xPheNomEnoNx
No you make me into a sandwich
antivaxtumblrvegan
Me: "is that... Martin Shaw?" *reads text below* "well... fuck."
CTlawman
It got upvotes in the meantime. It's now above.
antivaxtumblrvegan
The Professionals but Doyle is a sandwich. I'd definitely watch that.
yaddiex3
I don't understand the two Valentine's one. Just buy the one that says something you like.
genesis1791
It's so you can seem sweet by writing a personal message too
Misora
It's preferred to also write something on the inside not just add your name to preprinted text. This works great for bereavement cards too.
Asia8
But then it won't look like it came from the heart!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The idea is trick her into thinking you wrote it, I think.
joeyvelour
I fucking like those fucking invites. Suck it.
tocfanke4
I might steal that for my wedding
TaintedBakLashh
I did use the first half, in the jack Daniel's style of writing and put it on a 5th of jack Daniel's to ask my buddies to be groomsmen
LooseSeall
It was just so try hard edgy it looked trashy imo. You don’t have to be WASPy, nothing wrong with causal and fun but everyone word being
LooseSeall
FUCK is just... a lot.
WallyBro
"Secondhand embarrassed", more like "upset she didn't do it for her wedding"
TaintedBakLashh
I did this first half for me asking my buddies to be groomsmen. Put it on a 5th of jack and left it at their houses
dreadpiratekhan
As a person with severe allergies, I like everything but the dietary requirements bit.
andre21
Yea I agree that's rude and insensitive. I'm only lactose intolerant but for people who have it worse that's not fair
SirSnickleFritz
Well then you can just GET OUT!
WithStickInHandFlailWildly
Hopefully the couple were planning for that when they picked the guests and dinner. Seems like a small wedding so it’d be easier?
dreadpiratekhan
Here's hoping.
kleverbluejones
eat before hand, or order Uber eats to the wedding, or ask them too, I bet they don't give a "fuck". adulting!
dreadpiratekhan
I'm perfectly ok with getting my own food, but to do so I need to know if I'm allergic to what's being served. "Eat what you're given,
kleverbluejones
yeah, so when you order something don't order something you are allergic to? I make sure not to order shrimp
dreadpiratekhan
Cool for you. I'm allergic to something that's basically invisible and used unpredictably, so I have to ask about ingredients. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
dreadpiratekhan
you fat fuck" doesn't really imply helpfulness with things like telling me what'll be on the menu beforehand.
924Carrera
I can dig the casual vibe, but the attempt to put "fuck" as many times as possible comes across to me as "SO EDGY YOU MIGHT CUT YOURSELF"
Selekta
We did dress up or dress smart,James turned up in a ghilly suit and everyone else was suited and booted.We had a bring your own drugs policy
kozzillakilla
In every sentence except “please give us money”
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Lol I noticed that too. Didn't want to risk not getting a present. So edgy till free money's involved.
Wozzup
Yeah, which imgur eats up to be fair. If one of my friends did this, id think it the lamest shit.
tocfanke4
My friends loved it, and want me to use the style for their invitations to my wedding.
Wozzup
Good for you, seriously. Enjoy what you enjoy. Just comes off incurably lame to me personally. Kinda like those 'live laugh love' posters...
Wozzup
People put up in their homes. People like em, and that's fine. But they're lame as hell to me.