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https://twitter.com/EllenLWeintraub/status/1320161049769889792
Oct 25, 2020 5:02 PM
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https://twitter.com/EllenLWeintraub/status/1320161049769889792
chortler
This POS lives in Florida now. He used to live in my neighborhood. I’m thankful he’s now gone.
thatsmyfetish69
LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!
betterave
The tweet is still up. I’ve reported it.
prfesser
ITruly surprised that brass-balled Americans who actually hold the constitution as truth, don't go out with guns and take out the shitstains
easyoneundone
CaptGunpowder
Imagine using your own dead parents for this disgusting profanity.
tcdriver
This is an actual confession of committing a felony by a preacher and former elected official ...WHATTHEACTUALFUCK
jrntn
It would be a confession if it wasn't an obvious lie. That's only better for him, though, not for his country.
pangalgargblast
oh damn she got them S's with the circle in
MoschopsUK
Speaking as an outsider, it does seem that all the voter fraud seems to be coming from Republicans. Tweets, boxes... all republicans.
thefuzziestofbutts
Here is the direct tweet to report: https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/1320104112420212739
wholady
I wish we could know how many times it was reported.
Imacatflushingthetoilet
Murica - laws is for peasants!
Timmytwopups
Well they certainly aren't for the bidens it seems
tReasonoustRump
Lock Him Up!
Extremefear
People are saying it's a joke. If I recall, in '08 a teen joked about selling his vote on eBay. Then he got investigated.
efemral
Tump has normalised cheating
sodalis
Nice of Mike Huckabee to remind us all that he's always been a piece of shit.
Seanspeed
This isn't stupid, this is fascism. This is how it works. Undermining democracy is one of the most crucial facets of it.
TomBravo
Right up there with doing everything in your power to discredit any press that puts you in a bad light.
240zac
todayok
Remember Trump's Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee? Yeah, this is her dad.
Blillingsly
Calm the fuck down. Poor taste and bad timing joke but not worth your time, do something useful for the cause instead of seizing up over bs.
scuttleKrab
Yeah I don’t understand this thread-everyone’s acting like he’s admitting to something when he’s clearly joking
Sir83chris
This is possibly the most blatant over-reaction I’ve ever seen Imgur pull, and I’ve seen Imgur overreact to a lot of stuff lol
Blillingsly
After thinking about your comment I think you could apply it to me or the post just as accurately. :/
OBM1
"haha, can't you tell i'm joking?" - actually, no.
Tbone25
Bold strategy by Republicans..commit all the voter fraud and then claim the election was invalid due to voter fraud
BryanLaserEpee
Oh wtf this isn't fake
SoftcoreFavorites
Actually for the rest of that world, this is what we expect from America.
swordofblaze
You know, you could probably convince all of imgur something is real just by having this be the top comment in all it's posts
dfBishop
Of COURSE it's not. No one is as unaware of how fucking dumb and unfunny they are as Mike fucking Huckabee
Magjee
It's more about breaking the understanding of reality and pushing a lack of trust into the minds of the public. Hyper normalization of shit
Alistairetheblu
The official motto of 2020.
somethingstupidandclever
"What the fuck is this real?!"- everyone in 2020
Dionysus187
He's joking, I know because Huckabee thinks he is fucking hilarious and even bank rolled a "Tonight Show" ripoff thats peak cringe
Dionysus187
Here is some edited footage to actually make it funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhXPzFG6b3M
Hotjoe1991
Vic Berger is the best
xmaneds
1. this is real and true. 2. The Onion is totally running out of material
CubbyPawws
People in real life are imitating the Onion, too dumb to realize its satire, not a playbook
xmaneds
this was a really big deal though https://www.theonion.com/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex-1819572640
betterave
wtf indeed
reverendleonard
Why the face
ToothbrushWarrior
Indeed
ballsdeepagain
And yet I’ve still not received my mail in ballot...
springelmogizmo
contact your registrar of voters right away.
ballsdeepagain
I went to the ballot tracker and it said it has been mailed out. My wife got hers a couple of weeks ago.
The701
If you don't receive it by Election Day, and can get to your polling location, you should still be able to request a Provisional Ballot
The701
and vote.
ballsdeepagain
I’m resigned to standing in line and voting in person. I will still call the registrar though. Want to make sure nothing shady happens.
oblimo
Call the registrar.
backrideup9
I've heard the FEC cant do anything b/c they're short members, so what does he care if he openly breaks a law or 2.
KawaNyx
Trump defunded them early on in the term.
yepthatguy
Get taller members, this needs to be investigated.
Tumescentpie
This sounds like mail fraud. Let the post office police investigate.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
*they've
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
No one got the joke in 3h
BaelKor
Because it wasn't a joke.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
But it was
Chainhealer
hipifreq
But it's not just the FEC that investigates, it's state, local, and the FBI
backrideup9
I hope so. I've never paid much attn to who investigates what, but now that I feel I should be, it's information overload.
hipifreq
Same, I wish the system would just work, but with the feds actively wrecking shit it's important to know the backup
crossedwaffle
Am I the only one who doesn't know what the weird 'S' with a circle in it is?
springelmogizmo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_sign
crossedwaffle
Thank you lol
PrinceAsh1taka
This can't be a real tweet tho. This is a joke?
heywoodjabme
He isn’t doing these things. But even saying it is inappropriate for an elected official. “Joking” to cast doubt on legitimate votes.
Pumuchei
Real...
oblimo
It's a real tweet. Everyone strongly suspects, however, that he's lying in an attempt at humor. Even as a joke, it's a violation of T's TOS
FractalChainsaw
When they investigate him, it will suddenly have been a joke all along.
PuppyGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff
It's a real tweet but I think people miss the point that it's a joke. Still, fuck Mike Huckabee.
Seanspeed
Nobody is missing that. The point is that this isn't a 'joking' matter.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
I hope people treat it as a joke exactly as much as it is funny.
PuppyGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff
*It's a failed attempt at a joke
smitjm
He’ll take the Trump way out with “it was just a joke!” When you are in a position of power, your words have a bigger impact.
OliverClothesoff70
Scrodinger’s Asshole - whether or not you were joking depends entirely on the response.
MoltarsGhost
Most of the time I can't even get away with the "just a joke" defense, and I'm a nobody.
ReaperCDN
That's cool. Give them a $2 tip, tell them they need to work on their material, and meanwhile throw them in jail because they aren't /1
ReaperCDN
comedians but they'll have plenty of time to practice their routines while in there for election fraud. 2/2
whyismyusernametakenalready
it's trivially verifiable - if poll workers encounter his parents or grandparents while counting there's your evidence.
mesogiria
His parents have been dead for twenty years.
Sprixxen
I mean...It is a joke. He's satirizing his view of the fraudulent voter by parodying what he thinks they do. Still stupid, but there you go.
Sprixxen
Wait, did people actually think he was dead serious about voting 4 times in person, by mail, and for dead people and then tweeting about it?
smitjm
It’s irresponsible to say things like this. Someone out there will take you seriously and follow your words.
Timmytwopups
Imagine all the people looking into crack pipes now.
smitjm
Re: all the people that got sick on bleach etc... after trump talked about putting disinfectant into your body.
aflarge
Even though that was more about people disinfecting everything and contaminating their food?
CoffeeWithMcCauley
No shit. That’s why they say things like this
smitjm
But my guess is that what he’s hoping for. Either they get caught and they can screech “voter fraud” or trump gets extra votes.
morelikeconsham
Good. Only republicans do this sort of shit, and the more republican felons there are, the less republican voters there are.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
He did not tweet that he broke the law?
FredeFuppe
He literally writes he mailed in his deceased relatives mail in ballots. That is a crime.
bippityboppitybuttsex
He tweeted that he intended to break the law by committing gross voter fraud.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
I'm no native speaker, but isn't that past tense, as in "that's what I did"?
bippityboppitybuttsex
You are correct, I read it as 'when I get home...' when he said 'got'... indicating the crime had already been committed.
Micro2112
You are correct. He said he "filled out" past tense
tcdriver
And "voted".....past tense...as in "I did this"
Dinos91
No, he tweeted that he'd already done it. How is it this hard to just read the tweet?
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
It's hard to believe this is really happening, buddy.
SteamingTheCat
I think he said he voted early, THEn went home and filled out the fraudulent ballots. But he didn't say he sent those in.
badgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom
Yes he did. He said he filled in his stack of ballots and then "voted" them.
SteamingTheCat
It's like bragging about holding a smoking gun next to a dead body. But you're not confessing to the killing
Evenmorehorrifying
"... voted the ballots..." He stated he sent them in to be voted. You can't have voted without actively having the ballot counted.
BlueFlameKing
This isn't your average everyday stupid. This is... ADVANCED stupid
srsfaceI8C
https://i.redd.it/jrb4e1wr9ll31.png
ballsoutflyer
It's way beyond advanced. This is straight up maliciousness.
kozure99
This is stupid with raisons.
catsandcoke
It’s not stupid. It’s calculated. They’re deliberately trying to make it look like the election is stole.
catsandcoke
*n
Mostlydeadpool
Bureaucratic stupid. Governmental stupid.
Tornadoawe
You'll never catch me Ellen, not when I shift into... MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
Cravanicus
This is Huckabee level stupid. The dude, and his daughter, can both rot in hell for all I care.
tappersparty3
past willful ignorance to purposeful ignorance
Timmytwopups
Imagine if this guy had a sex tape leak where he gets a foot job while smoking crack. Oh wait, that was hunter biden.
tappersparty3
hang to your bullshit. slander who u want. this junk is drowning our democracy. u r in the thicke of a treasonous con. pray for forgiveness
anglarite
This is MAGA stupid
anglarite
Oh shit, my bad, I meant MEGA stupid.
mglaive
It's not stupid, it's advaaaaanced!
Timmytwopups
Advanced stupid is having your foot job crack smoking sex tape among other stuff leak right before your dads presidential election???
tappersparty3
russia appreciates your willingness to help burn down rational, civilized, intelligent society. but I dont
mglaive
Which Trump son was that? I assume Don Jr?
iScootsMcgee
This is Classified, Weaponized, Experimental stupid.
oncewoken
I disagree, this is intentional, thought out, to assist the trump argument that the election was fake. Sowing seeds, infuriating.
Timmytwopups
Lol Bidens laptop leaks go brrrrrrrr???
tappersparty3
u have a sad life. I hope u gain some unconditional love and perspective before its to late
FarkasMacTavish
or CWES for short
supervillainsevilmoustache
Pronounces See-Wizz
stomodeb
Sea-wiz: CIWS: Close In Weapon System. Used by the navy to shoot down incoming missiles.
BootsDusty
BlankMage
Gotta love how important it is for republicans to feel persecuted, it's the only thing that justifies their actions.
Shadarim
Every time I see this, I can't help but think she looks and sounds like one those stop motion figures you'd see in a Rankin-Bass film.
MillerLitesaber
Straight up Gollum from the hobbit cartoon
speershawks
Why is that ugly rabbit holding a trump flag, and committing fraud?
ElsaHopps
You answered part two of your question with part one
WhatABunchOfBastards
Is it really that easy?
IMADEU
That easy to get caught!
HwaitHwat
Not really for normal voters. Watch Netflix's new voting series. It's very informative.
illinus
Well, no, she got caught.
Krasnopeev
It seems so. You might be able to quickly go from place to place and do multiple voting. You'd get caught eventually regardless though
Imagine8ion
Not really, if you consider she was caught.
TavisMcNamara
She got caught. Just like everyone else who tries it. Easy to TRY? Yes. Easy to SUCCEED? Never has been.
Gatzarlok
No. The government as a serial number for every registered voter. Vote twice, it comes up twice, and you get arrested.
Haidere1988
My serial number is xxx-xx-xxxx. I wonder if it still auto filters it?
wilima
I see your’s as filtered, but I see mine.
ReverendEskimobob
123-45-6789
TwoAccountsDown
Dang, your serial number looks like the sort of number an idiot would put on his luggage.
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Peter4498
TwoCheese
Don’t do that
xxJohnxx77
Haha delete it quick you fool. There is no censoring. The guy pranked you by typing a load of X.