All I want for Christmas is her

Dec 21, 2016 8:03 PM

optimusinhisprime

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Fuck off

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Watching someone find you repulsive is a weird gift.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I want a job :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well then, you can send me back the god damn socks I sent you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you dream the impossible dream

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about some coal?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awrsome ,wholesome, seems like she would actually be monogomous and not break her vows. Could be wrong. But hope not

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always upvote boobs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not creepy at all

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Your Transformers name probably won't help you get her

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Average face... decent build... OH SHE'S GOT HUGE TITS! I get it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She is a strong woman who don't need no man

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I predict she will marry and have children.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus fuck she's pretty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For all those likeminded peeps https://www.instagram.com/doroshina/?hl=en #yourewelcome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

who is this?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

maria doroshina for those curious. You're welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

????????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dick dont care

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

She has fat girl knees

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ask Santa

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can't afford that.

9 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 2

You would be wrong, I don't see what my wife sees in me but she does and I'm grateful every night...at least 4 times a night.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 15

Why is imgur people downvoting this ? ... a clever and realistic sight !

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Hi we might get along nicely. Or horrible.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depends on whose paying

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since you view her as a possession, I'm pretty sure she would jump into your arms.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 11

*Triggered

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I treat my objects like women.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bitches love being treated like possessions.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

hey listen - the only B word you should call a woman is Beautiful... bitches LOVE being called beautiful

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes. They also love, adhore being called bitches. LOL

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

lmao Bro your comment history is full of bullshit just like that. Get real.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1