Don't dead open inside

Dec 22, 2015 6:25 AM

CalHippie

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Brought to you by the Rick Grimes edition of Hooked on Phonics, 2010.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This season of the walking Dead has gotten pretty political

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Thank you!!!! I thought I was suddenly bysexlic

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's time to queer up fellas

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WE'RE SHIT! QUEER UP!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"We're shit"....

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

They write queerly also

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

El hopaness romtic?

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

Nice reference!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meet me at later bar

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL I'm an old lady

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We were here !

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When will people learn to not write like that?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I actually read it that way the first time I saw it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't dead open inside

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 28

Thanks, title.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Wat

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10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We're here, we're queer, we fuck shit up

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they fuck shit up, or do they fuck up the shitterm

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No health, smoking first.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the title takes the best comment out of the equation though

10 years ago | Likes 208 Dislikes 9

He coulda woulda double dipped

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean the most hackneyed and obvious comment.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If that's the best comment there is going to be then nobody is creative

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

by best he probably meant most upvoted comment on every post with content like this

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you force creativity? I don't know, but I appreciate the attempt.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Consciously refuse to revisit old tropes at pain of self-administered flagellation.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read it exactly like the old lady did

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's right, gramma, queer up. Time for us to go for a ride.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/r/crappydesign

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell, that almost sounds like a demonstration chant gone awry :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're shit, queer up fam

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't Queer Shit Inside.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I... actually kept reading it like the grandmother so confused

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're here, we fuck, we're shit, queer up.

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 5

Are you also homeless?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

It's ok, little buddy. I got your reference. I think.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must not be New in Town.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is not the most interesting thing you just said

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Things, man.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

It's a reference to John Mulaney's "New in Town".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since queers are responsible for 63% of all new hiv cases, yes they fuck shit up. Source cdc

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 41

HIV isn't the only way to fuck shit up. Do you know what the numbers are for homicides by straight people? Mind=blown

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Science is a double edged sword.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Imgur-brand science or ACTUAL science?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Touché.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

75 percent of HIV cases result from heterosexual sex actually. 1-2 percent IV drug users, the rest is gay people.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

of the world i mean. not the US

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yes, my stats are limited to the United States

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

well that's a manipulation of statistics in order to favor your own bias.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well, it is written in English not swahili

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Since I did say cdc was my source, that implies usa. I don't think comparing us health standards to African health standards is honest.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

no it does not imply USA. CDC is worldwide. And there are more than 2 places in the world that consist of having sex and contracting stds.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and quit fucking so many gay people if you're so concerned with them giving you HIV

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm going to point out as lesbian woman, you mean Gay Men, not Queers. There is actually a difference.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

A huge difference.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are correct. Was using the meme's word. And lesbian hiv #'s are in line with their hetero counterparts

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I don't know why you're getting downvoted

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not exclusively gay men, however. There's more than one way to get HIV than unprotected buttstuff.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Pretty certain I said 63 not 100.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

But factually, new infections are over represented by homosexual men.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Over represented by, but not exclusively, yes you're quite right.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

condescending here too, I see

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Queer up, bitches

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Queer up or shut up

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Here fuck

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're going shopping!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gladly

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here, fuck!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here? Fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck, we're shit, son.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once used that as a quote on imgur comment. Got downvoted to the lowest level of hell. :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Using this

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Queer up bitches inside

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way ahead of you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shiiit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NPH?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're shit, motherfucker

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm already at 100% queerness.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like something one of my gay friends might say. He's like... all muscle. Also vegetarian.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I wish I had a secret saying.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaand I just found my new saying

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make sure this never dies

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Yes!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

PURI PURI PRISONER: ANGEL STYLE!!!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

YOU MUST MAKE EVERY PUNCH DESIGNED TO KILL!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ANGEL DASH!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this a real anime? I need sauce

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One punch man. Free via Google search

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ. So opm is tropes the anime?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. It's "ALL the tropes: the anime ".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you like Dragon Ball, you'll love it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a satire of the tropes, mostly. But yes. It's great.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0