Mar 26, 2022 1:23 AM
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chaosundivided
perfectly balanced, as all felines should be
WalksTheSky
This is how they do a fitting for a cat tuxedo
krslvsasuka101
How to properly cock your pussy.
Jaguaratron
If that was tried with one of mine it would be "help, for the love of god help me!!!"
thecheesecakemancan
You mean "Catsmanship"
PlentyofCupcakeMagic
The cat reminds me of the kitty in the Pixar short Kitbull. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AZS5cgybKcI
Trashure
Is that Luci from Disenchantment??
Judoka12
dwude
Wait he dint squish the cat
4vie
No, no. He sure did. Through a mangle.
bcam23
Wrap it up Bob, I’ll take it!
recury
Is that even a cat he is holding? Wtf is that
DestroPrime82
every. single. time. he stretches the cat i make a * Ziiiip* noise in my head.
Sultanofapplejuice
Squish that cat
BernieSandersMittens
Long boi
AnotherFailedAttemptAtHumor
Like those stretchy/putty erasers you got for art class. Press it on a newspaper and see the comics are stuck to the cat's side.
RetrogradeLlama
QC at the cat assembly plant.
superanth
Long Cat mass production.
ifteguy2
The purrfect job.
htapoicoS
They fired me because I labled all of them 10/10
Westdevil
Cat: Oh okay, whatever floats your boat, no skin off my back.
cjmeltdown
Someone needs to edit accordion sounds on when he stretches the cat.
GradiustheFox
Construction aside, any cat this mellow is going to be an A+ cuddler.
NahhFamalam
Now this is a man who knows how to squish a cat.
Lightsmith
My boys are too chunky for that type of work.
lovingspace
Squish that cat.
CloBlank
This man is a licorice tester.
TheMadOnion
andwhyisthecarpetallwetTodd
kkak
BlownCorona
If that guy isn't a vet hey should leave the poor thing the fuck alone.
Reinette
It's a cat show. He's the judge.
As I suspected. Fucking boomers
catsandcoke
This cat show stuff is on TikTok a lot. TikTok shows up on this site a lot. Then y’all complain about TikTok sucking but upvote it.
PeakExponent
The content isn't what upsets people, it's the spying for the CCP.
PostalHeathen
Remember folks, buy American! I get all my spying from the NSA.
HamburgerWelper
Stand back everyone, that’s a professional longcat inspector at work. True heroes exist.
TrixNStix
Longcat vs Tacgnol was the most epic battle in meme history
FisheswithDynamite
Ceiling cat is always watching.
originalcharacterdonotsteal
Now in Serene Void flavor.
natus
Looooong
NotACanadian
Longcat died 2 years ago :(
Longcat lives forever in the series of tubes that is the internet.
Kaysmira
Aw. I had seen an more recent photo where Longcat's owner was wearing a wedding ring, but that was years ago now, so, thanks for the update.
kriswinters
If you did that to some of the cats in my neighborhood, you'd draw back a bloody stump.
a321123321
Excellent catmanship
meauho
Your comment & OP's post are perfect examples of my 2 cats
BishlamekGurpgork
Show cats have to allow handling, else they're disqualified. They're trained for it. A friend got a purebred persian at a ridiculously low
cost, because it had bitten a judge.
just4thelolz
These new docile cats freak me out. The other kind I can deal with. They make sense as cats.
Shamorza
*sighs* learned helplessness
Usually because they've been trained to permit handling by judges as a show animal.
I was not talking about cats, I was talking about @just4thelolz
PraiseAzathoth
Stretch the cat. Always remember to stretch. That. Cat.
Sdougy
Words to live by
And then squish. that. cat.
blooocean
All you gotta do is just squish. that. cat.
Mandaglorian
As non-Newtonian fluids you must stretch them to ensure they maintain structural integrity
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Like toothpaste.
chaosundivided
perfectly balanced, as all felines should be
WalksTheSky
This is how they do a fitting for a cat tuxedo
krslvsasuka101
How to properly cock your pussy.
Jaguaratron
If that was tried with one of mine it would be "help, for the love of god help me!!!"
thecheesecakemancan
You mean "Catsmanship"
PlentyofCupcakeMagic
The cat reminds me of the kitty in the Pixar short Kitbull. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AZS5cgybKcI
Trashure
Is that Luci from Disenchantment??
Judoka12
dwude
Wait he dint squish the cat
4vie
No, no. He sure did. Through a mangle.
bcam23
Wrap it up Bob, I’ll take it!
recury
Is that even a cat he is holding? Wtf is that
DestroPrime82
every. single. time. he stretches the cat i make a * Ziiiip* noise in my head.
Sultanofapplejuice
Squish that cat
BernieSandersMittens
Long boi
AnotherFailedAttemptAtHumor
Like those stretchy/putty erasers you got for art class. Press it on a newspaper and see the comics are stuck to the cat's side.
RetrogradeLlama
QC at the cat assembly plant.
superanth
Long Cat mass production.
ifteguy2
The purrfect job.
htapoicoS
They fired me because I labled all of them 10/10
Westdevil
Cat: Oh okay, whatever floats your boat, no skin off my back.
cjmeltdown
Someone needs to edit accordion sounds on when he stretches the cat.
GradiustheFox
Construction aside, any cat this mellow is going to be an A+ cuddler.
NahhFamalam
Now this is a man who knows how to squish a cat.
Lightsmith
My boys are too chunky for that type of work.
lovingspace
Squish that cat.
CloBlank
This man is a licorice tester.
TheMadOnion
Squish that cat
andwhyisthecarpetallwetTodd
kkak
BlownCorona
If that guy isn't a vet hey should leave the poor thing the fuck alone.
Reinette
It's a cat show. He's the judge.
BlownCorona
As I suspected. Fucking boomers
catsandcoke
This cat show stuff is on TikTok a lot. TikTok shows up on this site a lot. Then y’all complain about TikTok sucking but upvote it.
PeakExponent
The content isn't what upsets people, it's the spying for the CCP.
PostalHeathen
Remember folks, buy American! I get all my spying from the NSA.
HamburgerWelper
Stand back everyone, that’s a professional longcat inspector at work. True heroes exist.
TrixNStix
Longcat vs Tacgnol was the most epic battle in meme history
FisheswithDynamite
Ceiling cat is always watching.
originalcharacterdonotsteal
Now in Serene Void flavor.
natus
Looooong
NotACanadian
Longcat died 2 years ago :(
HamburgerWelper
Longcat lives forever in the series of tubes that is the internet.
Kaysmira
Aw. I had seen an more recent photo where Longcat's owner was wearing a wedding ring, but that was years ago now, so, thanks for the update.
kriswinters
If you did that to some of the cats in my neighborhood, you'd draw back a bloody stump.
a321123321
Excellent catmanship
meauho
Your comment & OP's post are perfect examples of my 2 cats
BishlamekGurpgork
Show cats have to allow handling, else they're disqualified. They're trained for it. A friend got a purebred persian at a ridiculously low
BishlamekGurpgork
cost, because it had bitten a judge.
just4thelolz
These new docile cats freak me out. The other kind I can deal with. They make sense as cats.
Shamorza
*sighs* learned helplessness
BishlamekGurpgork
Usually because they've been trained to permit handling by judges as a show animal.
Shamorza
I was not talking about cats, I was talking about @just4thelolz
PraiseAzathoth
Stretch the cat. Always remember to stretch. That. Cat.
Sdougy
Words to live by
ifteguy2
And then squish. that. cat.
blooocean
All you gotta do is just squish. that. cat.
Mandaglorian
As non-Newtonian fluids you must stretch them to ensure they maintain structural integrity
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Like toothpaste.