mothmam
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I pulled up behind this amazing person on the way to Sonic. This is the badass bitch energy we need in the world!
Feb 5, 2023 10:12 PM
mothmam
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I pulled up behind this amazing person on the way to Sonic. This is the badass bitch energy we need in the world!
dennydorko
That song came out 20 years ago, guys. Let it go.
alexcoldt
Appalacians are weird... but there's too many of the new aged fake rednecks around my part.
Puppydonk
"I have an angel on one shoulder, and a devil on the other...I'm convinced they're fucking, cause that sexual tension is no lie."
Axianamos
83ui I 3
jexsam
I am reminded of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdp4jHL195c
DaddyRobotBeepBoop
swishgifs
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw the photo ?
jdore8
jonReremy9669
with lady gaga doing a liberace cover as the soundtrack
spiderjohn36
Where abouts in Appalachia? Just curious, I'm originally from southeastern Kentucky. The armpit of Appalachia. LOL
Giant2179
Damnit, I want an orange slush now
mothmam
That’s what I got!
PoliticalWanderer
Almost as good as ones a friend of mine had, which included "Save a horse, ride a cowboy", and "Silly cowboy, trucks are for girls".
jaggcomputing5
Or "I love a fag before I go to bed. Then I have a cigarette".
djangojazz
When I think Appalachian I think missing teeth, meth, and Deliverance. Sometimes Appalachian Trail.
vixenlyviolet
OptimisticMisanthrope
I hope men who say this have to deal with the reverse at some point. "You say you're not gay, but you just haven't been with a REAL man."
GanondorfLink
Probably not, because it would get the person making the joke killed until recently.
JimFromMarketing
Were you going to Sonic to get milkshakes?
DoctorBaby
Want
pierceeze
Sounds like you need to change the flavor to bring more women then?
Ireplywithgifsandjpegs
Kind of redundant to have a sticker telling us they are gay when they already drive a Ford...
ConvalescentCrow
Sorry you're getting downvoted for a joke, but it doesn't make a lot of sense. Lesbians drive Subarus.
Ireplywithgifsandjpegs
Meh. It's all good. It's more understandable when you get the ford-chevy-dodge rivalry thing.
TODAYSNUMBERIS
Where’s all the pixels?
Notaboat
Can you imagine being dumb enough to down vote your unbiased comment. You weren't hating or loving.
mrsdowneyjr
Yeah, no. This is not classic Appalachia. This is:
praxis17
Bruh! someone point it out on a map so I make sure I never go there
mrsdowneyjr
Hopefully because you don't like murderers not because you're a pedophile
praxis17
I've already said too much!
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
Probably need to turn the gun on themselves. They are probably the real pedophile.
catrov
Old line with some truth to it: The definition of an Appalachian virgin is a 12 yr old that can run faster than her father and her brothers.
OhMyYoureSexxy
nomorehate
My gay ass over here like
AwwYEE
chrisjohnson76
Omg, I forgot about Underoos
AwwYEE
DougTheLlama
I know It's just a parody, but Superman shouldn't be as skinny as Robin
thetasigma22
His strength is given by is body converting sunlight. I could see him being super skinny because he has no proper way to develop muscle mass
zackingsman
Old rail-thin superman is a thing
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Also 30s-ish rail thin Superman from an alternate universe. Think he died, though.
zackingsman
And then un-unalived. Long live superman
TheSlurmFactory
Damn. I was really looking forward to those milkshakes
Elnauriel
Meanwhile, I'm here thinking...
TheSlurmFactory
I was going to take my lactose pill and everything
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
Everything means my Viagra pill
Beezlebubble
Ah so THATS what the blue pill was (I know the real meaning)
Mytherandis
Appalachians are my favorite people: it's why I chose to be a rural medicine doctor. Altruistic, industrious, adventurous, passionate people
Sonicschilidogs
Bro you and I must have been around different Appalachians. I'm from Kentucky, they'll lie, cheat, and steal the shirt off your back, shoot
Sonicschilidogs
At and spotlight your property for kicks, sit around and do meth, heroin, pot, and/or alcohol ALL day while they're kids are dirty and
Sonicschilidogs
Hungry, and if you call anyone, everyone knows everyone and their business, their cousin is the sheriff and they get away Scott free to
Sonicschilidogs
Harass you. They have no jobs and no hope, so they pop out kids starting at 14, get on the government withdraw, get hooked on shit, and
Sonicschilidogs
Trash everything around them, litter their yards, the roadside, the park.... I fucking hate it here.
Promethianfire
I'm guessing Appalachia is not the friendliest region for the LGBT community
drezrale
Nope, even in my city which is one of the friendly places in the south towards LGBT, we still have a lot of hate crimes towards them.
Smoretank
Bingo. Lots of rural towns with tons of Conferate flags and churches on every corner.
blevins113
Churches in the South are like Starbucks in NYC, they’re on every corner and many times right across the street from each other.
modis
It’s in the US so, no.
zerosava
Zing!
JabesMcJabesface
You need not guess, I can confirm, and if you still doubt, do a basic news search.
Promethianfire
I was being facetious. I know it's bad.
JabesMcJabesface
Fair enough
stewgru
I don’t think that was an issue here
mothmam
Pretty much. This was in a college town, which tends to be more purple. But it still takes guts to advertise like this.
BrendonDugan
I'm betting on Johnson City, TN.
VaultGirl69
Same in Oklahoma. College town, but plenty of extremist violence and harassment.
Gayforbae
Stillwater or norman?
VaultGirl69
Heh. Yes.
Promethianfire
I went to college in the late 90s, Southern Illinois. While I was there, 2 women had a marriage (not recognized by law) at the auditorium--
Promethianfire
And crazies came out of the woodwork. I was also there when Matt Hale was a graduate student there. We protested his BS "church" though.
BrdCdn
Probably a bit less dangerous for a lesbian but still.
zxwaffen
Nah, they're seen as both easy victims and as targets for sexual violence. "Rape them straight" is... a thing that certain people believe.
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fickfacedmcgee
Being raped sucks. With murder there is at least and end to the pain. Both options are horrific.
BrdCdn
Unbelievable. People suck.
skapanda616
RuricOrhlandis
/gallery/NqhDRF2 I was shot, now I'm the irritable armed one that is sick of the crap.
TheFakeCraigFerguson
*hisses from under a rock*
ChiliBeef
*flicks light on* *all scatter*
SerenePrincess013
I am now a cockroach. And I'm surprisingly ok with that realisation. At least I'll survive the nukes.
yeahIbreedtreelizards
This is not unlike what happens when you only take half the prescription of antibiotics.
Gayforbae
I'm not a cockroach gay. I am a honey badger gay and I'm ready to fuck some shit up.
YoungChuckNorris
I for one welcome our new angry gay overlords.
MSB3000
(1) Minorities these days should concern themselves with becoming responsible gun owners. Guns are not magical talismans that one,
casbott
MSB3000
(2) makes you invincible. One must do the research to understand how to safely own and handle one, and the consequences of NOT doing so.
MSB3000
(3) That being said, a firearm levels the playing field when the racists and bigots of the land want to cause harm to minority groups. Don't
MSB3000
(4) let the most evil individuals of our society hold the monopoly on firearms.
Sonicschilidogs
I get the sentiment, but statistically, you're more likely to be harmed by your own gun than someone else's.... Even at higher rates for
UnBobaLievable
I've been preaching this since J6
SerenePrincess013
The thing that I find the most amusing is how people don't realise us sane people have more weapons & training than the FashyFuckheads.
RuricOrhlandis
/gallery/NqhDRF2 very armed.