ButMyCouscous
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The plant lover
Jun 25, 2020 7:15 PM
ButMyCouscous
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Randamnthoughts2
Now I want to see your plants
oilgod
#1 was this a "restoration"?
tzorilla
I’ve killed lately so many plants by overwatering..
Drosera
I'm relevant!!
tearstainedcheeks
this post reminded me that i need to buy some new plants
Franishinquisition
Haha same! Gotta wait until payday though!
okillshutupnow
#10 me...but dried up sticks and leaves in pots
mendrak
I live in Hawaii, looks like this after a month of no lawn care LOL
chetnixandflill
...people steal plants? If so, they definitely download songs and movies.
KorrasamiOTP
I tried to grow plants. All different kinds, all different stages (seed to fully grown). They all died.
chinaPieCreator
Shouldn’t the Trump one read “When you forget to rotate your Pants” maybe that’s his trouble, his trousers are on back too front
jethroismaxbaer5772
My wife killed every plant she ever owned. I bought her a cactus and it's lasted a year. She named it and wants more cactus.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
Dude I'm so bad with plants I killed a plastic one once. It like melted in the window. My kids is good with plants. She keeps them in her 1/
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
Room. I'm not allowed to even look at them. \2
OwwMyButt
I kill every plant I own which makes me sad because each year my mom gets me seeds for more "salsa plants." I just want one to live ;-;
profiledit
This is good.
TheAncientSea
Jesus remember Theresa may?
Mayfly10
I was trying to forget, thanks.
Sauroctonus
Dracaena Marginata seem to be good at not dying. I think this is the third year I've had mine. It's doing much better than the bromeliad...
MightyChlorians
I’m sensing a pattern here...
MikeWorthh
#9 overwatering? Or improper drainage? Or watering succulents more than weekly? Or something, but there's 2 types of plants.
SuperBekah86
I repotted 30+ plants yesterday, and then I slept like a rock from hauling all that dirt around.
EverNotRelevant
#26 He's thinking about the hot sauce he gonna make
cortnimarie1235
I also love plants
DocWino
We sooo need to meet. All of these. Omg. I’m a plant freak as well. I worry what’s going to happen to them when I die.
ThatHappensToMeSometimes
I’m moving from Alaska to Texas next month and I can’t take any of my plants. I’m going to give them to my friends, but it gives me anxiety.
ButMyCouscous
A wino plant freak? Did we just become best friends!?
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
I never understood using "potato" as an insult... potatoes are amazing, they give us everything from french fries to vodka.
epicfail48
Much like the raw potato, the only time potato people are useful is when you squish and boil them
Steps1000
But they aren't very smart.
Kyen155
PotatoMermaid
batdrewskimidas
I am a potato man, and I am beautiful.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Yes you are, you magnificent bastard.
KoalasArentReal
1) Some people for real look like potatoes and 2) Potatoes, while tasty, aren't known for being incredibly smart
GoofyGoobers
I thought what would be a smart vegetable and I came to artichoke
Zoeofdoom
Carrots are witty and sarcastic to hide their sense of crippling failure and average intelligence
Drosera
It amazes me that we even have potatoes as a crop considering the original plants are extremely toxic. In order to be safe to consume, (1/2)
Drosera
they needed to be freeze-dried, mashed, then leeched in water. How many people got sick and died trying to figure that process out? (2/2)
RTK4740
I love you. I realize that may be creepy from a stranger but I don’t care. Anyone who understands relationships to plants that much gets me.
ButMyCouscous
Drosera
The names that I've given some of my plants: Harry Pothos, Uhura the Hoya, and Captain Cretaceous.
ButMyCouscous
unikorv
I'm trying to learn, I want so many plants but idk where to put them. My cats will destroy them..
Aysling
Find a well lit area and put the plants in a wire cage like people do to cat-proof Christmas trees?
unikorv
I'm gonna have to do some googling, thanks!
TallieH
I keep my plants in a bathroom that had a window. The door stays shut so my cats can't get it.
unikorv
We only have one bathroom and their litterbox is in there but great tip for when we get a bigger place!
theabs
#6 what kind of plant is that? Afraid to Google “sexy plant”
cre8majic
might be an adenium, they grow a thickened trunk called a caudex
LlamaFan
Ikea sells these. Ficus grafted onto a ginseng “FICUS MICROCARPA GINSENG, $12.99”
theabs
Sweet, thanks fren!
LlamaFan
Anytime!
RookAuthor
are people really this obsessed with plants damn
ponybotynop
Yup. Pets are the new kids and plants are the new pets.
LlamaFan
Yes. No shame here. It’s an affordable hobby and harmless.
Drosera
When the stay at home orders were first announced in March, but before they were in effect, I hoofed it to the store to buy plants and soil.
hunnycat
Yes. Very.
Phoenix8
YES, yes we are.
PotatoesGonaPotate
Yes. We exist.
SquishyMe
Assoc. Degree in horticulture. ? I love plants.
GigglesMaster
It’s really the best meditation I’ve found!
mvfx
https://imgur.com/H2CZ8WR I laughed audibly at so many of these.
TheLustyArgonianGayd
I literally rotate visiting the six garden centers near me. I make a garden outing three, sometimes four, times a week. I have a problem.
pandasmakemehappy
My plants are my leafy babies.
LateNightBunnyParty
19 year old "straight-edge punk bassist" me never would have believed it, but 39 year old "stay-home mom" me is all about 'em.
MaybeAcat
I saved these to post in my plant group.
RockULikeASharknado
My plants fulfill my evolutionary need to care for something. They are my children ?
Randamnthoughts2
Yup. My bf said I have way too many then came home with 4 cilantro plants
PrinceCharlesvx
It's like having kids with out the shouting
anjeleyezjr
Fandoms gonna fandom.\
MrSafely
My wife says I’m like the crazy cat lady, but with plants. My excuse, IMHO plants give so much yet ask for so little.
hunnycat
Well said.
Srirachazilla
My water bill says otherwise.
MrSafely
Aye!
abis
You're a plant mom.
MrSafely
;-)
iguessihaveto
I used to have a dining room table. Now I have a big wooden plant stand and I eat my dinner off a TV tray.
Atharaenea
Are you my husband? He won't stop complaining about the dining room table
iguessihaveto
Oh no. They're my plants. My other half woyld probably commiserate with yours.
mindthemelmsz
Grow light chandelier?
iguessihaveto
Worse. Jury rigged house lamps with dodgy grow bulbs I found on Wish.