Hotel California is an Eagle Sanctuary

Dec 27, 2019 11:19 AM

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#funny #dank_memes

Someone told me it was about limbo but drugs makes more sense

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Its about being homeless in San Francisco.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of wanting to make a D&D adventure module out of it…

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I've always thot it was about hell

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was always told it was about an insane asylum. The 'pink champagne on ice' bit refers to a common antipsychotic drug used at the time.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the old California Casualty Concept

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You know it's a great song when everybody finds their own meaning for it

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just took it as one of the band members was a fan of Rod Serling ...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hotel California is a song I will go out of my way for to turn off at any cost. It's such a shitty song.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to think of it as a story about a creepy cult that feeds guests to a demon.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thought it was about a haunted hotel.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This is my favorite comment

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hotel California is about loneliness

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t hate The Eagles, just Hotel California

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I hate The Eagles, except Hotel California.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/5 stars. Couldn't get my spirits. Could not kill the beast. Could not leave.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

You can check out any time you like though.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Always thought it was mental illness and being committed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was about joining a cult

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's about the trap of consumerism

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Colitas = Weed flower

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hard to find

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*wild flower

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's about heroin

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prisoners of our own device. Stab it with steely knives (syringe needles) but can't kill the beast (addiction)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check out any time you like (get off H) but you can never leave (still potential to re start)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She lot up the candle and she showed me the way (to prep in a teaspoon)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's about a mental hospital in california.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

California is one big loony bin

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That they turned into a university

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's about a bad colitas trip, man.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's "two minute guitar duet", thankyouverymuch.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Duel

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dueling is going back and forth, one person plays while the other listens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYW177hXFE8

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Eagles are cumming?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that's just like...his opinion man.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I HATE THE FUCKING EAGLES, MAN.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

If you don't like the fucking Eagles you can get out of my fucking cab!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I always though it was about Limbo.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Me too

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://ultimateclassicrock.com/eagles-hotel-california-lawsuit-settled/

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Well played.

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Yup thats The Eagles,they will hunt your ass for using anything even barely related to them.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

You'll only get a free ride off the eagles.. When hell freezes over

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I thought that until I read the story

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but how come they get to call themselves "the eagles"

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah if you read it the hotel was using their music to sell merch saying that it was “the” hotel California and the lawsuit just had them 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Stop using the name which they hadn’t been using for 50 years anyway they just decided to change it and start selling merch

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Im not refering to just that,for exjample if you mention ''the eagles'' in your youtube video they will most likely claim the whole video.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

There is an amazing guy that does music break downs on youtube,and he doesnt even mention the name because that was claimed the video before

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My first college paper was about Hotel California. I got a C+. This angered me and made me work hard to get done with school.

6 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 5

your professor

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Jesus man, could you change the channel?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I've been told it has something to do with socialism or dictatorships. Can't remember.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, critical thinking in school or, everything is a secret political commentary.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went with the Drug angle.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

School drug raps are also good

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dr Cassis-Johnson, by chance?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly I can't recall the professor's name but i can picture him in my head. College was GPC-Dunwoody in 98

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not the same then- she was at Regis College in 1978- this must have been a trope of sorts for humanities profs- "assign hotel california"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was born in 79'

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

gee- thanx for that!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom would say that song is about hell, or a satanic cult or something

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I always assumed it was about purgatory or the afterlife or something...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not religious but I thought the same thing tbh

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It’s about the week they spent partying at the Church of Satan in SF. On California street, formerly a hotel. Anton Levay is The Captain.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

We analyzed it trough and through in high school, teacher said it was about a cult. You can't leave, they keep you drunk/drugged.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

The dark alcohol cult

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a very direct analysis. :/

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I went to a Christian HS and my science teacher spent a whole class period arguing that point and we proved him wrong in 2 min. Then I woul-

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would constantly play the song around him to piss him off

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so you're bragging about being an asshole?

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I think it's fair in this situation when an educator is wasting his students' time on conspiracy theories

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

of course YOU think you didn't do anything wrong.

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And everyone clapped

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And everyone clapped

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

“Science”

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Exactly

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Science teacher: "Alright, class, please turn your textbooks to the chapter on evolution. Ha. There isn't one. Now get your bibles."

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tbf we learned evolution. We just had to do twice the work bc we had to learn both "theories" and also he wasted our time with conspiracies

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