That’s like I was telling my friends about how a psychiatrist I saw once to switch Adhd meds checked out of our conversation and referrenced my “autism” and instead of laughing they all just went huh? Interesting yeah for sure I could see it….
I saw a lady with a butt so big that I could have set a large drink tray on it without spilling any drinks. That's not an exaggeration, and I have no idea whether that was natural or surgical or what. Seriously, the top of her butt was a flat surface at least 40 cm wide. How can she even sit down?
You got blown to hell as if even half of the examples people commented are common. It would be arguably more embarrassing getting caught as a dude and you'd never live it down with people you know. Not saying people don't do it but it's crazy less common you made a good point
Can't get fake abs with Synthol. It would look like a beer gut. Good abs is all low body fat. Won't work for pecs either, it'll look like breast implants that popped. Until you get a sterile cyst and have to remove the muscle tissue that is. Synthol is stupid.
thatwoodguy
I got mine and my truck stump thighs from decades of cycling
squillis
She needs to sit down and put this behind her. Hindsight is 20/20 butt I think she's being cheeky
IceWeaselX
Grimmrog
so you say a fake but actually has a ROI?
thepicklebucket
But is it a real fake butt or a cheap imitation?
ThoseRulesArentReal
That’s like I was telling my friends about how a psychiatrist I saw once to switch Adhd meds checked out of our conversation and referrenced my “autism” and instead of laughing they all just went huh? Interesting yeah for sure I could see it….
JinxRocks
Being the butt of the joke because the joke is the butt.... Hmm...
TurtleByrdThey
that is a quality fake butt. i wish i could find something that looks that natural on me
9z2nf02h
This is the kind of gender affirming equivalent of a dude putting on a wig and being like hahahaha haha hah ha.... hmmm.
TheFastpaws
The bald subreddit is so wholesome though!
ImYourWifesBoyfriend
Sometimes you make the joke, sometimes you are the joke.
TeelMoobeel
it'd be great if this was a dude with a big ol' fake shlong, dunno why though
Fransje26
And sometimes you are the butt of the joke.
OhIfIMust
This is clearly the joke of the butt.
LeftyBigGuns
sakasiru
Who would have thought that the bustle would make a comeback in the 21st century.
southflhitnrun
LOTS of things we thought were gone are making a come back in 21st century.
HollerinAtTheVoid
PrincessWasabi
Just the woman’s suffrage movement, and civil rights movement :)
BirgerTheViking
Don't forget measles.
PrincessWasabi
Ah yes I couldn’t forget that ! Fingers crossed my MMR still is posted up
tinyfootprints
I saw a lady with a butt so big that I could have set a large drink tray on it without spilling any drinks. That's not an exaggeration, and I have no idea whether that was natural or surgical or what. Seriously, the top of her butt was a flat surface at least 40 cm wide. How can she even sit down?
magus200342
I've seen someone like that, it's bizarre
tidepool
I’ve known women like that and it’s very uncomfortable for them.
gkrum6847
The treatment of this body type by Europeans has a sad history: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia
tinyfootprints
I had no idea that there was a name for the condition.
DecapodianSaysWoopWoopWoopWoop
Fake ass, fake boobs, fake eye lashes... Imagine man wearing fake abs and pecs.
gcleff19101
You got blown to hell as if even half of the examples people commented are common. It would be arguably more embarrassing getting caught as a dude and you'd never live it down with people you know. Not saying people don't do it but it's crazy less common you made a good point
LespritDeLescalier22
You’ve never seen the AbHancer, have you?
clankthegray
Some of them do
dontbreakmytaco
They just use a fake personality which I'd argue is worse.
PrincessWasabi
I know plenty of hair implant, jawline lipo suction men who look amazing. No amount of cosmetic intervention fixes bad personality tho
ArchaeoEejit
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dXY0aXA0dDJwYnN6YjR3Y2FjZnI1N2s5cjdkNW5qbzllZWNicGFkdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1e0WSBixIgU7vbLUjC/200w.webp
PrincessWasabi
Maybe if you wear fake abs & pecs, u can get a date ? Also hate to burst your incel bubble, but Google subdermal muscle implants
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Yeah, instead they rent BMWs they don't own.
migratingotter
Well there’s the giveaway there. Only assholes drive BMWs, and they don’t know how to drive.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Yeah, I'm thinking the same type of person who is attracted to fake wealth is attracted to fake asses.
PostMoThoin
People get calf implants
HandFireWeapon
Like Lou Ferrigno in his 1990's comeback.
imredheaded
You mean synthol?
HandFireWeapon
Can't get fake abs with Synthol. It would look like a beer gut. Good abs is all low body fat. Won't work for pecs either, it'll look like breast implants that popped. Until you get a sterile cyst and have to remove the muscle tissue that is. Synthol is stupid.
AlexSomething
Look at Musk's before/after pictures, that's the same. I'm not sure why you're trying to make it a gender specific issue.
Also, this exists: https://www.gq.com/story/ab-etching-fake-six-pack
ColoradoDiceCo
What happened was that it gave you a camel toe... Sorry.
rosinall
Oh like that's a dealbreaker
WienerBeener
Dealmaker.
morganfreemanslarynx
Dealwanker
bamwa
for real maker
triggrhaapi
Bless the dealmaker and her water.
TheDaharMaster
Bless the coming and going of her.
triggrhaapi
Wish she'd stay to cuddle but what are ya gonna do, ya know?