Jan 20, 2022 9:12 PM
TheirishNPC
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LiillooDallasMultipass
shortbutsquat
moonytwoshoes
Jesus christ it's Jason Bourne
ACentaurElbowDeepInMe
Watch closely kids. This is how you get a cervical collar and trach tube with style.
joeyecho101
Filanwizard
Back in the day Bob Saget would have given a funny commentary on AFV for this. And it would still lose to the baby saying “poo” repeatedly
stuart1965
Laughs in Darwin'ese
WorkSnakes
looks so painful. I gotta see the slow mo instant replay!
c2zvgsVillain
How much cider can you squeeze out of an Adam’s apple
TheNamesAshHousewares
Enough to party in the ER
gubivd8
I’m just wondering how do the medics go about deciding what part of his face to rebuild first!
cosinewave
This week on Jackass...
tred1975
ThatNewMeme
Can someone add Stone Colds entrance music please, thank you.
DontTazeMeBrah
Aaaurelius
You guys. I come here to relax. Now I have to go listen to ocean noises or something!
decomposingcomposers
I love how hypothetically easy that is too
TychoTychoAlba
Sadly, Brexit has blocked the traditional migration routes, and mating rituals like this are becoming far more rare on the coasts of Spain.
A small note of hope, is that Irish tourists may be filling the ecological niche, but it is too early to say.
Thewulasvegas
TOUCH DOWN SYNDROME!
player112354
I think he hit more than one thing going down
stlouiscardinalsfan7
I’ll see everyone else that laughed too in hell… or just in Imgur tomorrow ??♂️
jermzywermzy
I'm not proud of how hard that made me laugh
jamsplodge
Been a while since I last saw this posted, welcome return
Jhkaun
Well, he will never speak of this again...
GTimgur
Or maybe at all >_>
pfunk81
cryogenian
Seriously. Whoosh for that guy.
kingkongkeom
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
Someshithead241
Throat hit probably knocked the wind out of him. So he'll barely be breathing in a pool filled with glass. Thank you Tik Tok.
unremarkableasterisk
No glass in the pool!
happywalker
no open arteries in the pool :-PP
truthsmiles
This. This is why tempered glass, kids. Yes it costs more but you’re stupid and will kill yourselves if we buy the cheap stuff.
certainlynotaserialkiller
i remember a guy in the late 80's that went tru a glass door in a swimming pool that was not pretty. he bled out before help arrived.
People usually don't have belts around when swimming :(
JdrummerG
Damn
Yeah, that was pretty rough for my 10 year old mark 1 eyeballs.
imnotyourmum
v
WarriorOtter
How it feels to chew 5 gum
JTTrex
God bless you and this comment. You earned the +1!
Up you go! +1
LostVoid
Thank you.
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
thedtp
miltownmadness
This is fucking brilliant
BamboozleInsurance
Stimulate your senses.
HurricaneShade
Made top comment of the day once using that slogan
IAmGORT
Having had 5 fusions and an artificial disc in my Cervical spine, I'd say that guy has just about completely fucked C4/C5. Idiot.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
They gave you an artificial disc? Wtf all I got was a dead dudes bones and metal plates. Actually that sounds super badass, nevermind.
I got the works my first fusion involved a core of bone from my hip & a plate+4screws, they used bone bank for other levels & the I got the>
titanium ADR @ C6/C7. pretty much holds my head on! THEN the fused L5/S1 in lower lumbar, YOU should see that! A 9hr Op in thru the belly!
Oh got a similar thing then. Just didn't have to donate my own bone, all cadaver. So great though. 14 yrs of pain and headaches just gone
I walked home from the hospital the next day. They were not fans of that decision lol. Had a nurse willing to lie and say I had a ride tho
CanITouchIt
Good thing his throat blocked the fall
DocWino
That crushed larynx really saved the day.
hoehandleharry20500
The most solid of body parts
abacaxi
He's been building up strength with larynx bench presses.
taen
2 things “he ain’t moving” and… notice the one filming doesn’t even flinch? Some flawed chromosomes in the vid and behind the lens, lol
PUNKem733
I bet both were drunk/drugs.
AlwaysInTheshadows
He'll recover when he's unconscious underneath the water
Just gonna take a nap here at the bottom of the pool. Quick fiver…
argyleninja
Your comment made me lol. Came back to upvote
xj4low
Guessing they won't get there vacation home deposit back.
Sandproblems
Pause the video. It actually hits right at the shoulders. Very lucky. If it hit his throat hed probably be dead
Chefboyrdeeznutsbig
Adam's apple sauce
AmishDragRacer
Underrated comment
MrWigglees
Nah, it's the impact on his heels really, gonna feel that one tomorrow.
Yupurineutah
Yup /a/UcSAkAE
RackhamTheRed
Should have waited with the screenshot for it to be at 69
Stinkleberg
RIP
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
And slid into that soothing glass water
Pentacus
Don't worry, the glass will sink, so as long as he doesn't put his foot on the Floor Made Of Sharp as he regains consciousness, he'll be ok
radioFREEmadras
Floor Made of Sharp is my new favorite description.
railgrinder
Pretty sure the throat impact forced a gasp and got himself a mouthful of crunchy aqua.
xMetaMorph
Looks like he might be "lucky" there... middle one didn't shatter and he might just get regular aqua instead
s0uld0g
Mhmm crunchy aqua. ?
It's all about the textural contrast. And shredded intestinal tract.
PhilKenSebban
I know right, could pulled a hamstring if not for his throat.
His heel strikes the top of the arch.
Vesane
(hamstrings = posterior thigh muscles, not Achilles tendon)
TIL
You're welcome! I've always thought it a weird name to apply to human parts anyway, and didn't know until I studied anatomy
CorrugatedUrethra1995
If I recall correctly this was an air bnb.
Buckman1988
Glass shards in the pool won’t be hard to get out /s
MadMart
I hate it even more. Imagine someone doing this in your house.
SerialChickenLover
I would lock them inside and burn it down
Megatron4President
Insurance wouldn’t cover that. Maybe he’ll find some of those shards as he sinks to the bottom?
If they had put this up on YouTube, they might have paid back the damages by now
HemlockMoonwolf
Russian guy renting a cottage for his B-Day and one of his friends did the jump. Torn ligaments, bruised chest and two surgeries
LOL. I've been sharing it with the title "Red Bull and Vodka Gives You Wings!"
dogwithahumanface
You didn't need to say he was Russian. That's a given.
Vodka had to be involved. The camera guy didn't even flinch.
tmleadr03
Or Florida man.
scroobiusgav
i dunno, fuckwits transcend boarders.
markypeach
I've no idea how he imagined that going.
PinkyTheUnicorn2
It’s not even that deep of a pool. Best case scenario he hits the bottom, hard.
Harryurhandsrfreezing
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Even if he'd made it to the pool it was gonna be a gnarly belly flop.
GrumpyFatPants
Better
clamdriver
Obviously not a paying member.
ConfidentlyNaked
better
Kakeukh
Looks like everything went according to plans...
KLMairlines
I bet it was different though
BradBehavior
Let's throaty, more teethy?
illmx
Better. Much better.
MadOatmeal
...diving in the water while looking cool? It's kind of obvious.
FarenDin
More like bonking his nose in the bottom of the pool. But tbf whoever designed that pool room was asking for it.
Ofc some walking testosterone us gonna try and jump that.
ShiftingPattern
If his feet hadn't clipped he would have been fine. People tend to forget about their feet when they rotate into a dive. You can dive flat.
heyguysimisaac
You can belly flop flat though
kancer2012
Lmao no, he jumps high instead of going for distance and never would have cleared the railing even if the low ceiling wasn't there
Flortzweich
Lol, what's this from. Looks like a fun watch.
abearjo
Believe it’s Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
Bingo! It's a great movie and definitely a fun watch!
JS87
Tell you one thing he thought he was more athletic and better at math. Turns out he’s bad at both.
I don't care how athletic you are, physics says you ain't clearing that top bar cleanly.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Someone better at math could do it. The key is to long-jump. He jumped up. It may be necessary to put a ramp on the other side of the /1
window. But if you really wanted to and were good at math and athletic, you could do it. /2
LiillooDallasMultipass
shortbutsquat
moonytwoshoes
Jesus christ it's Jason Bourne
ACentaurElbowDeepInMe
Watch closely kids. This is how you get a cervical collar and trach tube with style.
joeyecho101
Filanwizard
Back in the day Bob Saget would have given a funny commentary on AFV for this. And it would still lose to the baby saying “poo” repeatedly
stuart1965
Laughs in Darwin'ese
WorkSnakes
looks so painful. I gotta see the slow mo instant replay!
c2zvgsVillain
How much cider can you squeeze out of an Adam’s apple
TheNamesAshHousewares
Enough to party in the ER
gubivd8
I’m just wondering how do the medics go about deciding what part of his face to rebuild first!
cosinewave
This week on Jackass...
tred1975
ThatNewMeme
Can someone add Stone Colds entrance music please, thank you.
DontTazeMeBrah
ThatNewMeme
Aaaurelius
You guys. I come here to relax. Now I have to go listen to ocean noises or something!
decomposingcomposers
I love how hypothetically easy that is too
TychoTychoAlba
Sadly, Brexit has blocked the traditional migration routes, and mating rituals like this are becoming far more rare on the coasts of Spain.
TychoTychoAlba
A small note of hope, is that Irish tourists may be filling the ecological niche, but it is too early to say.
Thewulasvegas
TOUCH DOWN SYNDROME!
TheNamesAshHousewares
player112354
I think he hit more than one thing going down
stlouiscardinalsfan7
I’ll see everyone else that laughed too in hell… or just in Imgur tomorrow ??♂️
jermzywermzy
I'm not proud of how hard that made me laugh
jamsplodge
Been a while since I last saw this posted, welcome return
Jhkaun
Well, he will never speak of this again...
GTimgur
Or maybe at all >_>
pfunk81
cryogenian
Seriously. Whoosh for that guy.
kingkongkeom
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
Someshithead241
Throat hit probably knocked the wind out of him. So he'll barely be breathing in a pool filled with glass. Thank you Tik Tok.
unremarkableasterisk
No glass in the pool!
happywalker
no open arteries in the pool :-PP
truthsmiles
This. This is why tempered glass, kids. Yes it costs more but you’re stupid and will kill yourselves if we buy the cheap stuff.
certainlynotaserialkiller
i remember a guy in the late 80's that went tru a glass door in a swimming pool that was not pretty. he bled out before help arrived.
DontTazeMeBrah
People usually don't have belts around when swimming :(
JdrummerG
Damn
certainlynotaserialkiller
Yeah, that was pretty rough for my 10 year old mark 1 eyeballs.
imnotyourmum
WarriorOtter
How it feels to chew 5 gum
JTTrex
God bless you and this comment. You earned the +1!
ACentaurElbowDeepInMe
Up you go! +1
LostVoid
Thank you.
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
thedtp
miltownmadness
This is fucking brilliant
BamboozleInsurance
Stimulate your senses.
HurricaneShade
Made top comment of the day once using that slogan
IAmGORT
Having had 5 fusions and an artificial disc in my Cervical spine, I'd say that guy has just about completely fucked C4/C5. Idiot.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
They gave you an artificial disc? Wtf all I got was a dead dudes bones and metal plates. Actually that sounds super badass, nevermind.
IAmGORT
I got the works my first fusion involved a core of bone from my hip & a plate+4screws, they used bone bank for other levels & the I got the>
IAmGORT
titanium ADR @ C6/C7. pretty much holds my head on! THEN the fused L5/S1 in lower lumbar, YOU should see that! A 9hr Op in thru the belly!
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Oh got a similar thing then. Just didn't have to donate my own bone, all cadaver. So great though. 14 yrs of pain and headaches just gone
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
I walked home from the hospital the next day. They were not fans of that decision lol. Had a nurse willing to lie and say I had a ride tho
CanITouchIt
Good thing his throat blocked the fall
DocWino
That crushed larynx really saved the day.
hoehandleharry20500
The most solid of body parts
abacaxi
He's been building up strength with larynx bench presses.
taen
2 things “he ain’t moving” and… notice the one filming doesn’t even flinch? Some flawed chromosomes in the vid and behind the lens, lol
PUNKem733
I bet both were drunk/drugs.
AlwaysInTheshadows
He'll recover when he's unconscious underneath the water
thedtp
Just gonna take a nap here at the bottom of the pool. Quick fiver…
argyleninja
Your comment made me lol. Came back to upvote
xj4low
Guessing they won't get there vacation home deposit back.
Sandproblems
Pause the video. It actually hits right at the shoulders. Very lucky. If it hit his throat hed probably be dead
Chefboyrdeeznutsbig
Adam's apple sauce
AmishDragRacer
Underrated comment
thedtp
MrWigglees
Nah, it's the impact on his heels really, gonna feel that one tomorrow.
Yupurineutah
Yup /a/UcSAkAE
RackhamTheRed
Should have waited with the screenshot for it to be at 69
Stinkleberg
RIP
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
And slid into that soothing glass water
Pentacus
Don't worry, the glass will sink, so as long as he doesn't put his foot on the Floor Made Of Sharp as he regains consciousness, he'll be ok
radioFREEmadras
Floor Made of Sharp is my new favorite description.
railgrinder
Pretty sure the throat impact forced a gasp and got himself a mouthful of crunchy aqua.
xMetaMorph
Looks like he might be "lucky" there... middle one didn't shatter and he might just get regular aqua instead
s0uld0g
Mhmm crunchy aqua. ?
PUNKem733
It's all about the textural contrast. And shredded intestinal tract.
PhilKenSebban
I know right, could pulled a hamstring if not for his throat.
Yupurineutah
His heel strikes the top of the arch.
Vesane
(hamstrings = posterior thigh muscles, not Achilles tendon)
Yupurineutah
TIL
Vesane
You're welcome! I've always thought it a weird name to apply to human parts anyway, and didn't know until I studied anatomy
CorrugatedUrethra1995
If I recall correctly this was an air bnb.
Buckman1988
Glass shards in the pool won’t be hard to get out /s
MadMart
I hate it even more. Imagine someone doing this in your house.
SerialChickenLover
I would lock them inside and burn it down
Megatron4President
Insurance wouldn’t cover that. Maybe he’ll find some of those shards as he sinks to the bottom?
DontTazeMeBrah
If they had put this up on YouTube, they might have paid back the damages by now
HemlockMoonwolf
Russian guy renting a cottage for his B-Day and one of his friends did the jump. Torn ligaments, bruised chest and two surgeries
Yupurineutah
LOL. I've been sharing it with the title "Red Bull and Vodka Gives You Wings!"
dogwithahumanface
You didn't need to say he was Russian. That's a given.
PUNKem733
Vodka had to be involved. The camera guy didn't even flinch.
tmleadr03
Or Florida man.
scroobiusgav
i dunno, fuckwits transcend boarders.
markypeach
I've no idea how he imagined that going.
PinkyTheUnicorn2
It’s not even that deep of a pool. Best case scenario he hits the bottom, hard.
Harryurhandsrfreezing
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Even if he'd made it to the pool it was gonna be a gnarly belly flop.
GrumpyFatPants
Better
clamdriver
Obviously not a paying member.
ConfidentlyNaked
better
Kakeukh
Looks like everything went according to plans...
KLMairlines
I bet it was different though
BradBehavior
RackhamTheRed
Let's throaty, more teethy?
illmx
Better. Much better.
MadOatmeal
...diving in the water while looking cool? It's kind of obvious.
FarenDin
More like bonking his nose in the bottom of the pool. But tbf whoever designed that pool room was asking for it.
FarenDin
Ofc some walking testosterone us gonna try and jump that.
ShiftingPattern
If his feet hadn't clipped he would have been fine. People tend to forget about their feet when they rotate into a dive. You can dive flat.
heyguysimisaac
You can belly flop flat though
kancer2012
Lmao no, he jumps high instead of going for distance and never would have cleared the railing even if the low ceiling wasn't there
kingkongkeom
Flortzweich
Lol, what's this from. Looks like a fun watch.
abearjo
Believe it’s Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
kingkongkeom
Bingo! It's a great movie and definitely a fun watch!
JS87
Tell you one thing he thought he was more athletic and better at math. Turns out he’s bad at both.
markypeach
I don't care how athletic you are, physics says you ain't clearing that top bar cleanly.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Someone better at math could do it. The key is to long-jump. He jumped up. It may be necessary to put a ramp on the other side of the /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
window. But if you really wanted to and were good at math and athletic, you could do it. /2