Darwin's finest

Jan 20, 2022 9:12 PM

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Jumping into a pool surrounded by glass

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Jesus christ it's Jason Bourne

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Watch closely kids. This is how you get a cervical collar and trach tube with style.

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Back in the day Bob Saget would have given a funny commentary on AFV for this. And it would still lose to the baby saying “poo” repeatedly

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Laughs in Darwin'ese

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looks so painful. I gotta see the slow mo instant replay!

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How much cider can you squeeze out of an Adam’s apple

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Enough to party in the ER

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I’m just wondering how do the medics go about deciding what part of his face to rebuild first!

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This week on Jackass...

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Can someone add Stone Colds entrance music please, thank you.

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You guys. I come here to relax. Now I have to go listen to ocean noises or something!

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I love how hypothetically easy that is too

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Sadly, Brexit has blocked the traditional migration routes, and mating rituals like this are becoming far more rare on the coasts of Spain.

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A small note of hope, is that Irish tourists may be filling the ecological niche, but it is too early to say.

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TOUCH DOWN SYNDROME!

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I think he hit more than one thing going down

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I’ll see everyone else that laughed too in hell… or just in Imgur tomorrow ??‍♂️

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I'm not proud of how hard that made me laugh

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Been a while since I last saw this posted, welcome return

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Well, he will never speak of this again...

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Or maybe at all >_>

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Seriously. Whoosh for that guy.

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Throat hit probably knocked the wind out of him. So he'll barely be breathing in a pool filled with glass. Thank you Tik Tok.

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No glass in the pool!

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no open arteries in the pool :-PP

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This. This is why tempered glass, kids. Yes it costs more but you’re stupid and will kill yourselves if we buy the cheap stuff.

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i remember a guy in the late 80's that went tru a glass door in a swimming pool that was not pretty. he bled out before help arrived.

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People usually don't have belts around when swimming :(

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Damn

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Yeah, that was pretty rough for my 10 year old mark 1 eyeballs.

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How it feels to chew 5 gum

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God bless you and this comment. You earned the +1!

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Up you go! +1

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Thank you.

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This is fucking brilliant

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Stimulate your senses.

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Made top comment of the day once using that slogan

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Having had 5 fusions and an artificial disc in my Cervical spine, I'd say that guy has just about completely fucked C4/C5. Idiot.

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They gave you an artificial disc? Wtf all I got was a dead dudes bones and metal plates. Actually that sounds super badass, nevermind.

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I got the works my first fusion involved a core of bone from my hip & a plate+4screws, they used bone bank for other levels & the I got the>

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titanium ADR @ C6/C7. pretty much holds my head on! THEN the fused L5/S1 in lower lumbar, YOU should see that! A 9hr Op in thru the belly!

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Oh got a similar thing then. Just didn't have to donate my own bone, all cadaver. So great though. 14 yrs of pain and headaches just gone

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I walked home from the hospital the next day. They were not fans of that decision lol. Had a nurse willing to lie and say I had a ride tho

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Good thing his throat blocked the fall

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That crushed larynx really saved the day.

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The most solid of body parts

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He's been building up strength with larynx bench presses.

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2 things “he ain’t moving” and… notice the one filming doesn’t even flinch? Some flawed chromosomes in the vid and behind the lens, lol

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I bet both were drunk/drugs.

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He'll recover when he's unconscious underneath the water

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Just gonna take a nap here at the bottom of the pool. Quick fiver…

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Your comment made me lol. Came back to upvote

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Guessing they won't get there vacation home deposit back.

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Pause the video. It actually hits right at the shoulders. Very lucky. If it hit his throat hed probably be dead

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Adam's apple sauce

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Underrated comment

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Nah, it's the impact on his heels really, gonna feel that one tomorrow.

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Yup /a/UcSAkAE

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Should have waited with the screenshot for it to be at 69

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RIP

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And slid into that soothing glass water

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Don't worry, the glass will sink, so as long as he doesn't put his foot on the Floor Made Of Sharp as he regains consciousness, he'll be ok

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Floor Made of Sharp is my new favorite description.

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Pretty sure the throat impact forced a gasp and got himself a mouthful of crunchy aqua.

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Looks like he might be "lucky" there... middle one didn't shatter and he might just get regular aqua instead

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Mhmm crunchy aqua. ?

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It's all about the textural contrast. And shredded intestinal tract.

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I know right, could pulled a hamstring if not for his throat.

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His heel strikes the top of the arch.

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(hamstrings = posterior thigh muscles, not Achilles tendon)

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TIL

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You're welcome! I've always thought it a weird name to apply to human parts anyway, and didn't know until I studied anatomy

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If I recall correctly this was an air bnb.

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Glass shards in the pool won’t be hard to get out /s

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I hate it even more. Imagine someone doing this in your house.

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I would lock them inside and burn it down

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Insurance wouldn’t cover that. Maybe he’ll find some of those shards as he sinks to the bottom?

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If they had put this up on YouTube, they might have paid back the damages by now

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Russian guy renting a cottage for his B-Day and one of his friends did the jump. Torn ligaments, bruised chest and two surgeries

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LOL. I've been sharing it with the title "Red Bull and Vodka Gives You Wings!"

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You didn't need to say he was Russian. That's a given.

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Vodka had to be involved. The camera guy didn't even flinch.

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Or Florida man.

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i dunno, fuckwits transcend boarders.

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I've no idea how he imagined that going.

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It’s not even that deep of a pool. Best case scenario he hits the bottom, hard.

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Even if he'd made it to the pool it was gonna be a gnarly belly flop.

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Better

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Obviously not a paying member.

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better

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Looks like everything went according to plans...

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I bet it was different though

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Let's throaty, more teethy?

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Better. Much better.

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...diving in the water while looking cool? It's kind of obvious.

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More like bonking his nose in the bottom of the pool. But tbf whoever designed that pool room was asking for it.

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Ofc some walking testosterone us gonna try and jump that.

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If his feet hadn't clipped he would have been fine. People tend to forget about their feet when they rotate into a dive. You can dive flat.

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You can belly flop flat though

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Lmao no, he jumps high instead of going for distance and never would have cleared the railing even if the low ceiling wasn't there

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Lol, what's this from. Looks like a fun watch.

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Believe it’s Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

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Bingo! It's a great movie and definitely a fun watch!

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Tell you one thing he thought he was more athletic and better at math. Turns out he’s bad at both.

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I don't care how athletic you are, physics says you ain't clearing that top bar cleanly.

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Someone better at math could do it. The key is to long-jump. He jumped up. It may be necessary to put a ramp on the other side of the /1

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window. But if you really wanted to and were good at math and athletic, you could do it. /2

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