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Feb 24, 2018 2:45 PM
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UpvoteBuddyJesus
.... so did you order anything?
gangrenouscyst
If three of your exes work in semi-fast food jobs, maybe you need to take a break to ponder your life choices.
SuicideJockey
They don't spy on you to help you..didn't you get that memo?
eggman989
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SereneScornfulGhostshrimp-size_restricted.gif
Virgulesmith
Seriously, you think the team in the room doesn't set this type of thing up? They popped that ad in your feed to make you hungry.
CleanLeQueefer
Whore.
thanksmonica
Can someone ask this at a town hall
deathbykate
Everyone loves a women who smells like an everything bagel
HoneNathan
She could've looked herself...
YoctheBear3000
Title: three wrongs don’t make a right
Talligan
2018 is a very different world than 1984
VenDei
That's the kind of thing government agents do for fun, watching stuff like this. Maybe even arrange it in the first place.
MrDubya
Thanks Obama...
Fershnickered
Laughed. A few pics later, thought about it. Did I upvote that? Came back, read it again, laughed like I read it the 1st time. Upvoted!
TheFeralDog
Good to see you came to your senses and followed imgur rules. Any type of laugh or chuckle means you must upvote the post or comment
indified
spoiler alert, she used to work there and banged the whole kitchen
dwood1776
This is gold
bkkhk
SavageRum
Happened at a Steak & Shake with me and a buddy of mine. We sat down, realized the store was almost entirely run by our ex's. Straight left.
StarryPlough
I just spent weeks trying to prove to the government that I lived in my house because all my statements, bills, payslips etc are online.
lifeinnh
But did he get a selfie surrounded by pure hate?
DontAskMeAboutTheDeadKidsInMyTrunk
One of the exes brought up that they used to date the OP and the other was like You too? And the 3rd was like what you guys talking about?
Arayssa
My brother dated my best friend, left her for her sister and then left them for their sister. It was fun visiting that house.
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Walk up, make eye contact to establish dominance, and tell them to make you a sandwich since they refused when you were dating.
Thedrinkdrinker
And those 3 girls became best friends as they sat around sharing their hate for him
gabiinunderland
I read this like a girl saw her 3 ex bfs, prob because girls are usually the ones to freak over seeing an ex..
Thedrinkdrinker
Hmm you're right. If it were some dudes I'm sure they all high fived and then became friends knowing that they're Eskimo bros.
FabulousBadass
Wow you young'uns really want a nanny state.
thelastpuppet
Nani?
ab47203
It's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard
Studoku
If jokes are that much of a problem for you, you're on the wrong site.
Itsnotminehonest
Maybe don't be a ho.
gabiinunderland
Having 3 exes makes someone a ho? Do you expect everyone to marry their first bf/gf? If you do, boy do I have disappointing news for you...
Itsnotminehonest
Having 3 exes who all who all work in the same place probably means you get around.
gabiinunderland
Or maybe it just means you have a specific type that just so happened to need a job, and got a job there?
Itsnotminehonest
Seems unlikely unless really small town (which probably wouldn't have a panera). She's a ho. Np with that there are lots of hos. Most girls
Itsnotminehonest
Dated a girl who i was one of a few exes working in the same place. She was a ho.
BeKindAndLoveOneAnother
So, are we okay with the whole mass surveilance thing now or?
GriffinMann41
If you believe that literally everyone is being personally watched, you're stupid.
Musicosity
It doesn't happen like people think it does.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
We're not okay with it but so long as they insist we'd like them to use it for good as well as well as evil.
TezuNii
This "mass surveilance thing" has been around longer than the majority of us have been alive
BeKindAndLoveOneAnother
So we're okay with it.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
“Honestly, we live for this anarchy!” -The Government (obviously Agents of KAOS)
Heketon
Zis is KAOS! We don't anarchy here!
Brocid3n
celestedrake
I was thinking this KAOS... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCgv1110dvQ
Brocid3n
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Me too
dingofdong
I was thinking Ronnie Soak, RIP Sir Terry
TheWorstCommenter
The bigger takeaway from this post: OP has a very exact type in their dating habits, and they can all make sandwiches.
Doggyseale
They might have been working on a project outside of school/work, not sandwiches
Cucumberflant
Sandwich materia is wife material
darkhalfbreed
Also they can Microwave baked goods
VirtualChessLessons
QuackDodgers
Microwave*****
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Or soup! Panera has really good soup
durpy
wife making is sandwich material
butwaittheresmore
Wife sandwiches is material making
XKCDDaily
The the question is did they all know the others dated him?
ddet1207
They all do now.
specificstatistics
Sandwich making is husband material.
medsal15
Sandwich wife is material making
Sirtopumhat
Good on him. Panera makes mediocre sandwiches. He is better then that. Cosi perhaps or Jimmy John's.
Moosecock
Sandwich making is wife material
red1jam210
Ask her for a sandwich if you don't receive chips with it lose the bitch
TwoToneeRebel
Ummm..... Nice name there mate.
WizardofAnus
You gotta really dig deep when making a username, and pick something you are, wish you could be, or would die without. He chose die without.
IntangibleNudist
Yours is pretty solid. Betcha you can pull a rabbit out of more than a hat ;B
IDontWatchDoctorWho
sandwich making is amaterial
AGirlWhoLeaptThroughPosts
amaterial, amaterial, amaterial girl!
LouisianaBob
Does it matter? Anti-matter nuclear reactor