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Feb 13, 2017 11:17 AM

#funny

Don't move kid, you got little bug on your shoulder. (Reaching for shotgun with Dragon Fire round)

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Agent XJ12, your camouflage unit has failed. Abandon control of that human and return to the hive. I'll take care of these witnesses...

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As cool as that bug is, I'd most likely make a sound that would normally only be possible if all my testosterone was in another dimension.

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So you make that sound often then?

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Not as much these days since I no longer live in an area with giant fucking house centipedes that like to crawl onto my face from my headset

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That...is terrifying...I don't envy you.

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You're certainly not the only one.

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