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brb, gotta go get me a bowl of corn
Feb 15, 2017 11:06 PM
wilkyboy
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brb, gotta go get me a bowl of corn
BiggJay
dirtbeans
bloodninja0
I always downvote Steve Harvey.
JasonJonesusaf
ImpliedMortality
krogers
Bunches0Lunches
captain4Skn
You can't say that on TV!!!
1chittychitty7
Steve Harvey is one of the funniest dudes on the planet
realmdweller
twohearteddoctor
NACHOOOOOOOO
LittleOnewithGlasses
Does anyone have the video?
nonameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Can't reach FP without a bowl of corn
DrKriegersClone
ah need mah cern...
VeryBadIdea
What even is a bowl of corn?
jdh2b
That's what we called weed 20 years ago. Hey man, you got any corn? Still not sure why...
halborski
http://www.clipartkid.com/images/202/freshly-harvested-and-cut-whole-kernel-corn-canned-to-perfection-LItZ55-clipart.jpg
Charmguy
sortajan
Turre
BoatsAndHoes88
LurkerVeteran
I can just here Jimmy fake laughing through the screen.
HandsomeJack19
Popcorn, right?
BigStew83
HonorableJudgeFudge
ChristopherLomas
jaydizzle
My boyfriend and I are nighttime stoners and we refer to popcorn as corn! Shortened for fun
FergaliciousPotato
Can't comment until I get a bowl of corn.
hipposinthemist
Well then do I have news for you
smilodonthefatalis
Rotflol
Can't reply till I get a bowl of corn.
LookingForWorkInColorado
pyronoia
FergaliciousPotato
Ah thank you.
DarthFutuza
So...how was it?
thesplashingblumpkins
people just eat sweetcorn in a bowl now?
HankKnutley
To be fair corn is pretty good.
fistermatic5000
How is it, no matter how much you chew it up, your body figures out how to put it back together again?
Dremulf
Its quite simple. Your body has the organ called a 'fuckutor' that does such wonderful things as reassemble corn and hyper >
Dremulf
Concentrates all this spicy. This provides corn shit and those awesome days when you feel need ice cream for your asshole.
DrTacticalKeyboard
Have...Have I been eating ice cream the wrong way all this time?
Dremulf
No. But after a chipotle and Cajun food binge it might feel like it...
Affray
This man has made a career out of being baffled by the quirkiness of other people.
TheMoro9
He was known as a comedian long before he got the spot on the show.
Affray
I am aware. But he has definitely become more prominent as the baffled black host of Family Feud.
IDoNotTotallyUnderstandWhatIsGoingOn
Bowl of kylecorn
MattFierce
I do not get why this doesn't have more upvotes.
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
cause it's a bit shitty?
Katadeus
Because while it is both roughly a pun and an Imgur in joke, the second meaning is totally irrelevant and insinuates exactly nothing.
retrohellix
TheDeviIsAdvocate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncW1MdPr1B8
retrohellix
That's a matter of opinion tbh, I've seen him laughing when guests are barely setting up a story that ends up not being funny at all.
TheDeviIsAdvocate
Yeah, could be. But wouldn't a story's unfunniness be the fault of the guest? Surely it would be worse to stop laughing at the punchline.
retrohellix
Yeah, but plenty of hosts don't laugh at things that aren't supposed to be funny, like how they met certain people and things like that.
TheDeviIsAdvocate
I definitely see where you're coming from. Conan is a good example of what you mentioned. And don't get me wrong, I like him more than 1/?
TheDeviIsAdvocate
Jimmy for that reason. But I think Jimmys positivity and young age make him 1easily humored, and 2 less able to read people. No insincerity.
xxjordantaylorxx
AnaFin
Now I want mac and chi.
darthnawsty
UgaDawg718
This makes me so uncomfortable
imheretofuckspiders
I got a heart of a pig and that makes me sweeter than bacon
BillNyeTheMaiTaiGuy
Ionami
Chiiiiild.
DustyLightning
chubward maccaroni dance
pugs911
Macaroni time
gimmesteamcards
Steve Harvey is an asshole
Frejanna
Why is that? I'm not disagreeing with you, just genuinely curious.
javer80
He's a traditional guy in his prejudices & beliefs. Said women just don't like Asian men, you have to be Christian to be a good person, etc.
mfgcolour
about his cheating, he justified it saying women and men can't be only friends and it was his SO's fault for letting him talk to other women
gimmesteamcards
He rants about atheists being terrible and how they have no "moral barometer" yet has cheated on his wife numerous times. He's also a douche
fistermatic5000
Yeah I've done some bad shit too. I can't judge nobody. He's a funny guy. I'm not gonna marry him, I'm gonna be entertained.
WhistlePigger
Can I get a source on the affairs? Ever since the gag order was lifted from his divorce trial, it sounds like the affair was a lie, made 1/2
WhistlePigger
up by his ex to extort him. 2/2
Seollal
So is he saying they keep drugs and liquor on set?
RobertEmmet
I should hope so!
BrocccoliRob
With the people he has to deal with every day, It'd be impossible to tackle sober
CMarshmallow
Yes
januskincaid
Have you ever had a family feud that DIDN'T involve at least one of those things?
thestaceofspades
I think he's saying it like "I understand if you need X"
NePb
but not corn, apparently.
dirtbeans
Because who the hell needs a bowl of corn?
NePb
Apparently, someone named "Pumpkin", if you believe Steve Harvey.
Mavgurian
The last sentence implies that they have anything but corn on hand.
GeeeButtersnaps
And that he too needs Hennessy, to get through the show
DankS0uls
Hollywood dude
mfgcolour
the show is from Georgia
alexatrf21
If you're ever on set and you hear the film crew talk about a "safety meeting", follow them, it's not a safety meeting they're having.
Vi4092
What are they having
workoutplan
Bowls of corn
fistermatic5000
i'd imagine everyone in show business has their supplies of their drug(s) of choice on hand.
LogicalAbsurdities
Except, obviously, corn. Specifically in bowl format.
TheNASAUnicorn
HoeSkank
I love that gif for a million different reasons +1 sir
StraightOuttaKauffman
Bitch!
SecondSince
There it is! :D
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Hello, fellow 27-31 year old who remembers that commercial.
HoeSkank
I love that gif for a million different reasons +1 sir
BXHOVAYPCK
The internet is for corn
somethingsomethingusernameusername
Aaron Paul?!
WaelFadi
Yes.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Holy shit is that Aaron Paul?!
TheVakarian
Looks like a young Aaron Paul.
HelloMax
*is Aaron Paul
TheVakarian
Well that would explain it then.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Hello, fellow 27-31 year old who remembers that commercial.
Fade42
My favorite thing is he was financially set from this commercial for years
Shewy92
That's an old ass commercial
Hausstile
Wait. Do they still make pops?
AuntSharron
Yes and I've made edibles with them. Puts Rice Krispie treats to shame.
Hausstile
Cause I forgot about pops.
UncomfortableTruths
They sure as fuck do. I had totally forgotten that they existed. I need to get some corn pops.
Hausstile
musicalGROOT
Why is the bag in the box different for pops?
MimDarling
No really why. Someone fucking answer
MimDarling
Nvm I got this. Bc apparently they are subject to getting stale by humidity which plastic bags don't fend off as well as the foil.
BoatsAndHoes88
candyman106
He looks like a giant Corn Pop.
OfficialJoeBiden
Man, breaking bad was crazy.
YourWaifuIsTrash
I honestly think the show was all the better for the humor, it softened things up enough that it didn't get oppressively dark, and really >
YourWaifuIsTrash
made you like & sympathize with the characters more, making the serious scenes all the more meaningful.
OfficialJoeBiden
funkmoth
His parents look so proud.
gorillaClutch
they're pops it's not like he's a meth head or anything....
candyman106
oh wait...
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
But I thought once you pop you can't stop?
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
But I thought once you pop you can't stop?
TimeYouEnjoyWastingIsNotWastedTime
PeopleReportEvenIfTheyreMarkedMature
God dammit. I love you, you wonderful imgurian.
MrStarkLord
It's official, I won't be sleeping again tonight.
punchlineguy
Match made underground because they fell through heaven
ASingh12345
Star Wars: Origins of the Hutt
FickDingers
Solracii
Oh shit it's Simply Sara. I really hate the people bullied her to the point she won't show her face on her videos any more.
Flyndaran
The internet if full of cowardly piranha that will sadistically attack anyone not fitting their ideal even though they themselves don't.
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
I've never watched the show, is that what these people look like?
itsapirateslifeforme
The mother looks like a thumb with a face.
MattDark86
I had to look and check. That is way too accurate!
AllenDaAlien
Yes, the mom does
MilDravin
http://cdn3-www.realitytea.com/assets/uploads/2014/11/here-comes-honey-boo-boo-family.jpg
phylodox
Oh, my God, the mom does literally look like a thumb with a face. I thought it was hyperbole, but no, that's a face thumb right there.
Therealeggontoast
Poor dad's probably thinking "what did I get myself into?"
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
He's the adopted dad, and his name is SugahBear. I'm pretty sure he got scandalized for diddling kiddies, too.
freshstrawberrie
No, he left the picture & Mama June's new bf was a sexual predator.