DodderingCommandant97
116714
1981
57
Armadillo Sauce: https://youtu.be/YQMrb6-JHz0
Apr 15, 2018 11:55 PM
DodderingCommandant97
116714
1981
57
Armadillo Sauce: https://youtu.be/YQMrb6-JHz0
qussow
The best way to determine when you go from the North to the South is when armadillos become the most common roadkill instead of raccoons.
fredbloxx
i'm sorry. i have no ants on me.
Pleasecallme
He’s in bowling ball mode.
Astral134
anything's a dillo when you....wait, nm.
OutrageousHemmorhoid
They are not baby armadillos?
goddessofgreen
Kitten screams HALP
AgentOrangeJuice
*armadillo
MrCaCaRoTe
Armored rats
Greymalum
Wow, this gif has everything.
jbcars4life
The magazines at Supercuts?
3dartwork
Gotta be some fleas or tickets or SOMETHING to eat on this pussy
Cranbananarama
Meanwhile, I still hear people say you can give these a heart attack by booping their snoots.
IncorrektGramerNazi
Nice army dildos
jbcars4life
I prefer the term accordion rats
AbrasiveSasquatch
Thank god for Charles Barkley making it apparent to me that these are in fact, turtle Rats.
tyrodd
And now that cat has leprosy
TacoFox
and the armadillos have toxoplasmosis
flippywizgig
Sharing means caring.
daURLfieldcanonlycontainlettersandnumbers
My reaction when I couldn't find a Christmas Armadillo reaction GIF
AJoeSomebody
Turtle rats is a new one for me. Bravo!
TonyTonyChopp
Downvoted for using the word Pupper.
baconmassacre
I’ve actually tried armadillo. It’s very good. They call it Tuchi in mexico.
QuiGonWinn
One in three armadillos carry leprosy
thatpatguy
Good thing there are only two here!
QuiGonWinn
Touché
citizenkayt
I always thought they were armored dildos?
IncorrektGramerNazi
*army dildos
Falanxzealot
*Daim bars
Metalhead47
Don't they carry like chlamydia, or botulism, or something like that tho?
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
Yes, use a condom.
PanTroglo
Leprosy is possible
JefftheIntern
They carry lupus and ennui.
impatientpandas
Leprosy!
theHatredburrito
I'm sure they were checked by a vet to make sure they're disease free.
CaldariBob
You mean Metalhead's mom?
CorrugatedUrethra1995
Chlamydia is carried by koalas and/or your mom. Botulism is produced by bacteria and then injected into your mom to tighten her face.
wacarnold
LizzyMcGuire
I love that you can see the horse head change in size when he gasps
joshoraptor27
Nah man youre thinking of Botox, Botulism is that character in Pokemon who ran around with Ash and Misty
Lizaderp
Naw, you're thinking about Brock. Botulism is the small fasteners on garments you slip through holes to keep it closed.
wroe81
Nah man you’re thinking buttons. Botulism is a male sibling or slang for a black person.
Dekker3D
You're thinking of brothers, dude. Botulism is where you meet hookers!
UranusSpelunker
That’s a lot of misplaced anger towards their mom. Just because she couldn’t get over your micro peen doesn’t mean you blame them.
wacarnold
Micropeen.. u r fkn genius ????
wacarnold
Micropoon