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A poison dart must have gone in my wrist, then
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IrradiatedBec
I have a thin pale spot on my chest. I think I was stabbed in the heart with a rapier. Nice.
NotABench
I have a tiny one on my hand, with my luck I got killed by a paper cut
ImAnUpVoterUnlessYoureAnUberDouche
alwaysupvoteupdog
Shot in the back
StonesOnTheHill
I only got tiny ones all over, so I likely got stung by bugs, caught a disease, and probably pooped myself to death or something.
EmsaurusRex
Oh great. I got killed in my vagina.
EmsaurusRex
Jk I have one on the side of my foot. Wondered what happened
k4nku
damn i must have been riddled with buletts
Splosions
Were you Bonnie or Clyde?
HolyHellJezebel
My darkest birthmark is on my outer thigh. If we go by shape I may have been killed by a duck.
ICreatedAnAccountJustToRespondToADarkSoulsComment
Duck? Where?
mandadadada
*dankest
mrkrinpets
I have birthmark on the back of both of my hands. Maybe I'm jesus
UlfhednarSkol
I'm Norwegian so I was either a really good Viking in my last life or a really, really cowardly Viking...
UlfhednarSkol
I forgot to mention I have no birth marks
Novirtue
God if that's true, I must have been through 4 firing squads, stabbed in both arms, shoulders and legs and, maybe I was Rasputin...
Omeg4Sentinel
Took a bullet on my butt. Now that's what in the butt.
Elainix
I have a thick perfect line across the back of my neck from ear to ear. No idea what that would be.
FelixTheAnimator
French royalty perhaps?
Elainix
Oh damn. Why didn't I put that together.
delilahviolet
Shit. Mines on my wrist
PunnyPride
Suicide maybe?
LimeMime565
I must have been a pussy in my last life because mine is on my pinky
terrifyinglyhilarious
I have a strawberry mark on my rib cage and a coffee stain looking one on my collarbone... ouch...
YokoOhNoUDint
I vote it was a pitchfork
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
Entry and exit
soontobedead
Wait, I have a birth mark on my balls
Uncookedzebra
Ball cancer
JHawke
You figured you got lucky when the king only had you castrated and enslaved, but after 10 days of painful screaming the infection got you.
CommanderCthulhu
I would have died to a stubbed pinky toe then
KapnKershaw
That's what killed Jack Daniels!
MarshmalineTheCampfireQueen
I hit my funny bone too hard
Uncookedzebra
Toe cancer
Charboo2
Crap, better than getting stabbed on the bottom of my hand
KoomValley
It's possible I was Achilles. Birthmark by my heel on the outside.
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
@retardedbard Fight.
RetardedBard
Are we entering a Highlander type situation
TobiasDrundridgeDownUnder
I've got a perfectly round arrow shaft sized circle on my heel, I guess I was Achilles.
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
That must have been helen painful
CommentwithGIFS
RyoumiyaHaru
Does anyone Have the non text version ?
ImAFoxButNotReally
You wasted this gem in the comments section.
stopshoutingicanthearyou
Back of the neck. I was probably executed for something either heinous or badass.
mantisaurusrex
Or heinously badass
JHawke
French nobility.
BlueLanternBraxx
I have one on my crotch, like maybe 2inches northeast of my ham rocket. What a way to go.
usrid004
Ha ham rocket
MyNormalNamesAreAlreadyInUse
upvote for the usage of hamrocket
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Me too! But left of my girl bits
StonesOnTheHill
Wait. Would that mean that in a previous life you two cheated on your spouses, and one found you and shot you just as you were getting busy?
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Perhaps we both to an at pow to the groin
FelixTheAnimator
Somebody was trying to shoot you in the dick.
RetardedBard
I’m Achilles!
KoomValley
Apparently we need to fight.
RetardedBard
There can be only one!
KoomValley
How old are you?
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
@koomvalley Fight.
b4kus
I must have been liked... I've got like 20 birthmarks -_-
FrozenFoodGuy
Only 20? I don’t even wanna start counting mine... i’m covered in them, and my dad even has birthmarks on his birthmarks!
Omnislash9
Caesar?
JHawke
Boris the blade?
b4kus
Boris the Bullet Dodger
JHawke
Well arguably you lost that part of the nickname at the end ;)
caligulag
Ive got one on my penis.. so... std?
Shoobies
[concern]
FelixTheAnimator
Or circumcision infection. You would not believe how many babies didn't make it to their first birthday before antibiotics.
dweadpiewitwobbits
Snakebite squatting for a crap in the wrong bush.
caligulag
Not gonna lie, that sounds like something that could happen to me in this life.
dweadpiewitwobbits
Same here... and if there's 2 ways of doing something I'm sure to try the wrong way 1st!
nicholsscott17
im going to say some real crazy stuff and say ur dick was bitten off and u bleed out
KapnKershaw
Nope. Piranhas.
krugle
No birthmarks, guess I've never died my memory just gets erased from time to time.
pronoun
I've seen that happen before, you probably have a birthmark, it's just the same color as your skin.
Charboo2
No you died of sickness
stimpsonjcatt
You're Keanu Reeves? Waaa?!
bunnyrut
or yo are a new soul
MrNlceGuy
Keanu Reeves?
IGotTheMusicInMe425
Drowning, choking/suffocation, poison, illness, organ failure....
tazlah
I don’t have birthmarks, but I was born without my right foot. Does this count?
CrossBetween
Landmine.
tazlah
I always thought shark bit it off.
blzrdphoto
Entire body is a birthmark. You were burned alive.
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
Sir, I'm going to need you to look right he-
Memorablename1
so people only die by getting killed ? no natural deaths like, of old age?
textilelover
I don't have any birth marks, so I guess I died peacefully?
Seere
Or by poison.
ExaDeuce
Some of us have pristine, glorious skin. Not me, mind you. But some people.
flashmozzg
The Nameless One.
apvictoria
Or from old age
cr8r
Freakin Devas
ElDudorino
Plague dude
waitingforthemadman
You're brand new!
KjTheLightning
well the human factory isn't exactly knon for their recycling qualities.
engineerofdeath
Ugh first gens are the worst
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
hmmm, this is from some movie, what movie is it
YouThinkThatsBad
Friends
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
ahhh yeah, iirc phoebe tells it to Joey
GoldenSun3DS
.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
Friends was the answer
RetardedBard
That means this is your first time here, make it a good one!
mellino19
found the synth
Sholan
Heart attack?
Pawnderlust
Death was internal
dthninja2
Shit, the game is up. STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
agentmcgee
check your eyes. Mine is on my eyeball
krugle
Hope you learned not to peek into the girls bathroom.
agentmcgee
I peek all I want. I am a girl
krugle
The guys bathroom then? That make have a greater chance of eye poking.
agentmcgee
Literally choked on my drink then laughing. Touche
Gorperino
I think I took an arrow in the knee.
SatoriAnne
MiaLost
You must be Patella, brother of Achilles.
BigJewishHulk
Same here.
Craftylefty47
Milk drinker.
imakekillerlasagne
There it is
AlmightyVerb
Me too, outside of left knee. Size and shape make it likely to be a broadhead arrow, since it's oval shaped.
Solahm
Same!!
ydwyrd
Left knee, had the exact same thought, though mine was prefaced with "oh goddamn it..."
JennaTools
Did you used to be an adventurer?
Freakingdoomguy
I got pentagrams on my hands
oddoregano
I have one on the base of my scull. Executed maybe?
Dogman1227
Or crushed in by a hammer.
oddoregano
Always a possibility
alluringpariah842
I used to be an adventurer like you! Lol
DieselBrother
I have one over my right femoral artery. It looks like Argentina.
grandoldtoe
Same here
piccololover
Me too!
Lilshadow48
Mines near the back of my knee, fucking stealth archers.
Xandelle
Back of the knee for me too!
sarcasmismyjam
https://imgur.com/qnWD1yu
Skaitavia
Trident arrow to my right knee here
hw97karbine
same. it was a big one too.
DireSnails
Me too, back of the knee. Must've hit a major blood vessel or gotten infected.
DuchessGummiBunns
HA!
jeans871
Ditto
stinkingyeti
Shot in the thigh for me, right to the artery i'm guessing.
FairyKingOberon
same here, only mine is a large freckle, not a coffee stain so idk
CliveWarren81
"See this birthmark, maybe that's my real color and the rest of me is a birthmark."
mandadadada
I have a. Birth mark that looks like a scar, right where your neck arteries are. Which means I was cut on my neck
medsal15
NipplesTheEnchiIada
Is it also the name of your fuckin band?
whosagoodboy92
so were you a witch in salem in your last life then?
TrizzNathaniel
This some Rachel Dolezal shit right here.
dandelionbomb
AdmJota
Can you help the rest of us out?
UuTeaEff
Whiteboyz
westinpeace
Classic
BlakkkHippy
Holy shit man! I haven't heard this since childhood. Growing up in a predominantly white area, this was an on going joke. I dunno if the oth
BlakkkHippy
er kids were nervous but it was used almost to show they were down. For example "im black where it counts"
corbynDallas
I'm black where it counts mean I got a big Johnson
WhyDontYouMakeMe
I've got vitigo, if I werent already ghostly pale before the bleaching, I could steal this fantastic joke
HadMeSomeChickens
I have it too!
amishcannoli
Me too! I use it as a tanning gauge
mandadadada
How is life like with it?
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Not that different since I'm Irish. Instead of just burning easily, I basically just catch fire
mandadadada
Wow must be tough, I have never even got slightly sun burnt in my life
blairmichod
It's black and white.
Conjo434
amishcannoli
Eh
corbynDallas
I didn't get the reference, but that would be death by fire
CliveWarren81
https://youtu.be/pOVPcS2ZKHE
LewisHill90
Thanks :D
Pokie38456
I have one on the tip of my dick. I was going to ask user submitted to fill in the blanks but we all know how that would go. #dockingwithop
orbitn
pics or its not true
ItDontMatterDoesIt
That's not a birth mark that's a self inflicted mark
FelixTheAnimator
Circumcision infection.
LiquidHandSoap
Yep, so do I. Maybe syphilis?
DjangoFettish
god damned ceiling fan..
leahatard
Shouldn’t have got that Prince Albert, I guess.
DrTremendous
Snusnu
Martellus
Maybe you got your dick chopped off and you bled to death?
SaintNicholas
So do I holy shit.
Pokie38456
Cock brothers. #nohomo
Tkeleth
Dude I've got one there, too... maybe we died in the same tragic double-penetration accident???
thissitestealswhatcouldvebeenmyproductivity
More like a canoodling accident.
SluntBiggums
I too have the dick tip mark. Were we pierced together and forced to fight to the death Strangeland style?
Tkeleth
That... sounds utterly horrible in every imaginable way. lol
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Tkeleth
MY FAVORITE KIND!
FakePlasticTreehugger
Same here! Dick cancer?
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
Brothers in a different mother
BikerBabeDK
A circumcision that became infected.