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Feb 14, 2019 6:21 PM
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Makerofroads
What do you want to bet the doctor still got the wrong foot?
Acselos
This was the original plot for Footloose.
AllyMo
Best (only) foot forward.
andaWoss
hammerall
She knew trouble was a foot. It was time to kick it.
VIguy15
Things will get off on the right foot I’m sure
Catbubbles
I actually know her in real life. She is an inspirational women.
MarkPenrice
That seems a bit... radical. Can't they just resect whichever nerve is carrying the pain signals, seeing as thats essentially the cure here?
dmendez199
Hmm, I'm not sure how to feel about that
BeerBatteredandBold
I was at a bar once, while a group was having a wake for their friends leg he lost hiking in the Springs.
warslinger
Did he ever find it?
Capn
Was it at Jack Quinn's?
orphanhammer3000
LOL
Tacosandclovers
Colorado people are something else
TheSaucyCrumpet
Bit careless.
AyAyRonn
I understand forgetting your leg at home, but when I'm in the woods, I keep really good track of them.
clintbacca
Yes, the Springs is terrifying. Stay away until I need to sell my house !
rezpawner
That's one hell of a decision to have to make.
dtleanne10
Especially when the phantom limb pain sets in after ?
nitrodragon54
Boy thats going to be a "ok so what the fuck was the point?" moment if it is really bad.
rezpawner
Yeah, I had similar pain for 3,5 years, but thankfully mine stopped. 13 is a long damn time though. Still...medical progress and all that...
Treblaine
I guess just cutting the nerve wasn't practical to make the foot numb.
dinobots56
I have nerve damage in my pinky and ring finger I have no "feeling" but it still really hurts and is very very sensitive to cold.
bawtzki
I'm curious, would this affect the development/maintenance of the leg in any way? Or is it not advised because no pain receptors = hazard?
Streptomyces
Loss of motor control so youd need a brace at all times or you would trip on your floppy foot. And also infection risk.
musicboxdoll
Yup, basically. See my comment above: it happens all the time with diabetics in later stages who lose sensation in their feet due to /1
musicboxdoll
diabetic polyneuropathy and poor circulation. They end up not noticing any wounds they contract like an infected toenail or so because /2
musicboxdoll
they don't feel it. The wounds fester and in many worst cases I've seen have to be amputated, especially if it's already spread up to the /3
musicboxdoll
footpad. That's why proper diabetic foot care is so important! This PSA is brought to you by your local resident, if you or someone you /4
Treblaine
All I know is some people accidentally end up with a leg that has no sensation as the nerve connecting it to the spine was cut by an injury.
musicboxdoll
By just deadening the nerve ends there's a high risk of not noticing a later injury. Same with late-stage diabetics who have polyneuropathy.
SpecialProjectY
We can severe tiny parts of tissue from nerve reception. Nad a car accident when was 14, skull chipped down to lower nasal sinus, next 1/?
SpecialProjectY
day it immediately start to undergo necrosis due to infection, had indescribable pain along from front to back teeth. At first I was 2/?
SpecialProjectY
on ketoprofen without much help, morphine came next and then barb. Until they figured out what was wrong, necrosis took 0.5cm of bone 3/?
SpecialProjectY
along with damaged nerves. Could sense "static discharge" along the cheek and inside of mouth. Neurologist disabled nerves in that 4/?
Treblaine
I thought diabetics had other problems. Do paraplegics also get the same problems? Wait, they wouldn't be swinging their legs around...
musicboxdoll
Diabetics have a shitton ofproblems and most of them emerge only later in life. Can't speak for paraplegics, but most of them are p careful.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Yup. Heard a story about a guy in a wheelchair with no feeling in his legs. Ended up grinding his foot on the sidewalk for a mile, bloody.
healover
Oh man
Treblaine
ThaEnder
"Whoops, left the brake on."
bezobzira
FishstickPizza
For some reason I thought this would be about a guy getting his leg removed, and a woman penned a break up letter (to the guy) on the foot
uberarticuno
I thought her bf was the surgeon and she wanted to be knocked out before breaking up with him.
floofnmeeps
Same here. Was confuzzled
GreaterDog
I thought the girl was writing it to her SO, who would then catch the guillotine-amputated foot in a basket and read it
FoxyEllie
I thought she was gonna send her foot to her boyfriend as a breakup letter
QuackDodgers
Me too. Would've made it worth the read, don't know why stupid shit like this gets articles at all. Click bait FTL.
IWantToDie647
I thought it was going to be about her giving the severed foot to her boyfriend to break up with him.
AnalFistingPornStarLegendJhonnyShitKnuckles
Me fucking too. Would have been the coldest move since sub zero found out you could freeze people to death.
5678910iloveyou
I thought she was gonna write a break up note to her man then give the foot to him once it was removed
Keyosu
I thought the same
Nimashisah
Same here... I was a lil confused until I read the post some more.
thefwank
That would be metal as FUCK.
kadaeux
BadPunsAplenty
Were they sole mates or arch enemies?
Brentox
LogicalAbsurdities
I don't know, but I think we might be both
OddBrock
Seems like just plantar coworkers
laurenstill
Something is afoot...
GdebMueller
Toetally nailed it
GhettoMobeast
GET OUT
LabiaCrust
@MartynMage A punny trophy please lmao
MartynMage
Done and done!
nightripper
Punny stuff. @ExtraUpvote
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
You had me stumped there for a moment. But, I'll go out on a limb and say she gave the foot a leg up on life.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
i'm concerned that she decided to amputate it based solely on the pain it was causing her. I'd toetaly feel like a heel if i did that.
VVulf
I guess now that she's been fixed there's no worry about having an ankle biter.
DrivebyViktum
I'm upvoting this because that pun can go toe to toe with any pun here.
ConfederacyOfDunces
You heel
ButDidYouDieTho
Oof.
MindRape
They started on the right foot but took the wrong steps.
zebil
Take all the points...
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
sleavejob
Shut the fuck up...+1
TheGhostofLouReed
They loved one another warts ‘n all.
cr107
ArtMadeofYourComment
Heel-arious!
moonsaves
Better question is - did she have to foot the bill?
Commononsense
Yes. Normally costs an arm and a leg, so at least she got a good deal.
Harambaegel
Even the username checks out, you win!
ArtMadeofYourComment
Wrong. These aren't bad puns. The puns are pure, concentrated humor.
Harambaegel
I liked them. I meant it checked out so far as it actually contained the word pun