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DarkOverlordJuice
I call copyright infringement. That pink part is a sidesack selfie I took at that time.
o0utcold
Everyone was deleting their search history
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
Any the irony was the missile alert was a big jerk-around...
RickMorty
Ohh internet traffic. I was wondering where everyone was headed.
CaliDreamer
“Well, if there’s a missile coming, then so am I!” - some Hawaiian guy probably
EricTheBiologist
Fear boner
twocatsinatrenchcoat
It's cause they were all boning their sisters iirc
Imadudeplayingadudedisguisedasanotherdude
Danger wank
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
Who has a wank at 9am?
georgesboole
Incoming!
CatzEyes93
I am more concerned about the 'hehe, false alarm? well then I need to pull up some pron!"
blainethepaintrain
@RepostStatistics
Shmills
Power to the people that didn’t log off!
shawnemack
“Oh yeah, that’s hot” “AAAAAAAAHH!!” “Oh, false alarm? Now where was I?”
HippoKing22
If you're going to go out with a bang gotta make it count
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
*cunt
abetteridiot
That's just some of the people from the dip before getting their delayed gratification.
gatomejores
Stress relief
RoutemasterFlash
"Hooray, I'm not gonna die just yet! Time for a quick celebratory wank."
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
Just gonna leave this here...
QuetzelPretzel
That would suck to have your fapping interrupted by a ballistic missile alert.
PartOfTheRebelAllianceAndATraitor
Sex after a near death experience is a common response. It's life affirming.
5volt
I crank up the volume on my midget porn to be audible over the blaring sirens. "I INTEND TO DIE THE WAY I LIVED!" I scream, knuckles white.
desenclos
“I’M NOT GOING TO DIE TODAY! How should I spend this first moment of the rest of my amazing life? Hmm Jerk off to some milf porn I guess.”
CaptGunpowder
Well, I mean... yeah....
ScoopsLongpeter
Ted Cruz approved this message
Ryssaroori
I mean I was already going to before so might as well do it straight away, right?
haunter64
Thats pretty vanilla, spice it up
nanyatenyaa
A lot of people probably left work and such so weren't busy with anything else at the time... so why not?
AgentBlackout5
Remember the Pompeii guy? He managed without the aid of the internet, lol.
AtomicCB
well..there was that one guy..in pompeii
MistressLyda
Stress reaction. Common way to burn off steam, and self soothe.
Rossovich
You better research and make sure that's Hawaii's most-searched thing. If it is, more power to them.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
To be fair, that is the answer to most situations.
IslandGirl907
I love that milf porn is a thing.
YourMomIsEverything
See how family-oriented men really are? It's not as if women watch dilf porn. Heartless.
IslandGirl907
Fucking rude right? Idk men who don’t want more kids are SO appealing to me RN.. I just want someone I can grow old with. And not farmbabies
DixonHillPrivateEye
Amazing how imminent fiery death can negatively impact some boners
LetsplayJustthetip
Literally stress relief
villlllle
30% of Hawaiian PH users continued through it, though.
DemonicCarnage
Explains why hawaii was running low on plan B following this
JesusLover
Adrenaline.
EricTheBiologist
Fear Boner
Starwelters
Yet traffic actually starts increasing before the warning lifted!
Silverforte
People just fell back into the tedium of their normal lives.
slaaneshBuiltMyJetbike
Speak for yourself
SandwichKnight
It’s the best aphrodisiac
astrogeek
Didn't stop this guy
GadenKerensky
Except that's not what he was doing when he died.
NZSheeps
Or the guy that boned his sister
ThePiedPiperofRuination
It even looks like he came when he got overtaken by the pyroclastic flow.
CardboardPizzas
Guy was a volcano fetishist. Who doesn't like massive sprays of hot gooey liquid erupting from the tip of a huge, rock-hard pillar?
IReallyNeedAHobby
Why do you insist on comparing us lowly mortals to a god?
SouperScott
This comment is criminally trapped as the 3rd in a chain. This is upsetting.
Keicars
What a legend. He'll be forever smashing one out in our hearts.
Keicars
Why did I type that
Frejanna
It was poetic
PhilTheGoron
Well, whatever made you decide to, I'm glad you did. Made me laugh.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
I like how, at the lowest, it was only down roughly 70%-75%. That means people were still watching some porn. One last nut
JeSuisBaguette
"the final count down"
SergeantSalsa
Well I usually don't check my phone when I'm jacking
Chimpskey
the alert came over whatever you were watching
rendombeastly
Crank out one last one like that legend who went out beating his meat in Pompeii.
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
Just a reminder that this is actually because he died in one of the most horrific ways imaginable. Anyway have a good day!
Evolutionm0nkey
Still rock hard to this day
MrMaster101
peloncita
I want to give you a high five for this comment.
dannymac63
Just wash your hands after...and before.
yedi001
No amount of washing will make those hands clean again.