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ISaidSarcastically
90% of these are recycled from other dumps I’ve seen in the last 24 hours. Good work
OleMondazi
How many wasps is a life time supply?
10ftofjamie
1st day class: Hi, my name is Jamie, and one fun fact is I'm gonna punch myself in the face before I tell you fucks anything about me
lovoreo
We don’t think British guys look like that.
PGTipsMonkeh
#6 Christ, Ashley, are you having coffee or do you just want to swallow a bag of sugar?
ragingDebonair
Can someone explain the bug one with grandma?
chylde
Square dancing because Henry Ford was worried about jazz music lowering the moral fibre. And he was racist about it.
lifeispeachykeen
Never eating a ham & cheese again.
trigonman3
FantasicBeasts are fantasic
LiarLiarPantsUntier
When someone mentions sand #1
UserNameCorrupted
I’ve read that the square dancing was because of Henry Ford and Racism... check facts on your own.
ScottaHemi
they missed the opportunity to put red LED lights in the vaders eyes...
GeezMomEnlightenUp
I wasn't going to, but that last one got me. Please accept your upvote Sir or Madam.
devmartel
I feel like there's a British Department of Propaganda to hide the existence of Chavs from the general American conscious.
EvilKam
I'll just say that they seem to be woefully underrepresented in our media content.
TypoNegatiev
HAIL JOD!!!
moebiusstrip
#2, I don't think this guy should be texting his kid at night like that
DukeDarkwood
TAAAAAAAAAAKE MY HAND! We're off to Never-Never-Land!
tinytimbeckybright
Ashley Starbucks order is fake. She’d see you pull out your phone & take the pic. Plus they picked a generic white girl name for the joke
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Jacob12jr
That is not the sign for help
MarkOfTheCovenant
Remember that bitch that thought SpongeBob was a meme first
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
#3
sparklemotiondoubtsyou
I'm more than a little disappointed that Ashley's drink in #6 only comes to $6.65 before taxes. Wtf, Ashley, would an extra penny kill you?
PorkchoppSandwiches
#12 that dude’s twitter is like a new subsect for cringe dumps
jennyb82
#6 Ashley is the reason retail associates should have a purge day.
llloyd04
And 2 of those purge days should be on Black Friday and Boxer Day. >.< For my fellow Americans, Boxer Day is the day after Christmas.
Chkari
I thought that was Boxing Day.
llloyd04
Either way you want to *box* someone by the end. >.<
tomyironmane
tomyironmane
He'd be like a very confused Mister Rogers.
UmamiMama
#2 should have ended with the song, Zombie.
DukeDarkwood
It would have been weird to switch suddenly from one song to another like that, though.
UmamiMama
But it did that anyways, didn't it?
DukeDarkwood
No. Everything after "I'll sing you a lullaby" is from Enter Sandman, consecutive and in order.
UmamiMama
I automatically went to the actual kid's song.. ha!
FernandoRumdebum
#1 my mam asked me some specific questions the other day and I thought "fuck it" and just told her the truth of how my shit is really 1/
FernandoRumdebum
2/ not as OK as I'm making out to be and in fact my shit is barely holding together and I was feeling almost cathartic then not even 2/
FernandoRumdebum
3/ before I was finished she interrupted me to complain about a dude's bad parking and I realised it was one of those situations where 3.
FernandoRumdebum
4 I was being asked a question that nobody really wants or cares about the answer to & that was 3 weeks ago and I'm still fucked up about it
FernandoRumdebum
(I know I said the other day in 1, didn't realise how long ago it was until i got to the end ha)
EvilKam
DrProfessorProfessorson
People with anxiety and depression telling themselves that to make themselves feel special. The hard to swallow pill
TheValleyofGwangi1
I knew it. All my failures in life are someone else’s fault. I’ll drink to that!
EvilKam
I get where you are coming from, and I'll just say that you're making an oversimplification.
hopethisisarelevantname
I could square dance at a 12th grade level in 4th grade.
EvilKam
#un_goddamn_stoppable
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I was a kid that since first grade I'd get my assignments done first and the teacher had to hush me because I'd entertain my child brain 1/2
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
with a pencil, pen imagining space battles. 2/2
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Oh right, she had to hush me because everyone was working and I wasn't quiet.
fuckthisishard
I scored "12++" reading level in 3rd grade. I dropped out of high school May of Senior year. I still don't know what those pluses meant.
EvilKam
I've never seen a 12++. I have seen a 12+ before though in Michigan.
Bunsen
The pluses are clearly a mistake. The operand of the increment operator has to be a modifiable lvalue.
Monkeyofdoom44
I was at college level at the time. I’d certainly think I’d of just stopped trying some time after that but because I was bullied I got a
Monkeyofdoom44
Bit of a complex about my smarts. I tried really hard to learn about anything I could. I recently qualified for any job in the navy with my
Monkeyofdoom44
Test scores but I still whole heartedly believe I’m stupid even though I also know that I’m not.
upvotehypnotoad
There comes a point where youre smart enough to know how you compare w/true intelligence, just that most ppl never hit that point
smaug777000
I'm trying to figure out what falling off the curve means
EvilKam
Educational systems are oriented to push students through a certain rate of gaining knowledge. If you're outside of that curve, the system
EvilKam
may not have the resources needed to match the rate at which you are mentally ready to progress. Whether you exceed the expected capability
EvilKam
or fall behind it, you end up facing classes that are either frustrating, boring, or frustratingly boring. Being behind can result in a
EvilKam
belief that you are inadequate, while being ahead takes away any desire to apply yourself. Both have consequences in later life.
SevenLeagueBoots
When I was in 4th grade, we had some people come and give us tests. One was for reading. I was told I could read at a 12th grade level.
ButtTrumpett
When I was in first grade we had same thing, I was changed to 5th grade level classes. Mastered those in a month.
ButtTrumpett
When I made it to high school I started smoking weed and it killed my ambition to push myself and went from honors to flunking out.
Bloodsense
I read at a college level in 3rd grade. Now at 35 I'm far from illiterate but definately a depressed underachiever.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Same. It didn't really help much in life. I could read more books, but fuck me for getting a science degree instead of a trade. Right?
EvilKam
I knew a kid in the exact same situation, he never really fit in with people, he was insulted for his vocabulary.
AGiantSlor
That kid? Albert Einstein.
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Same
wurdtoyer
Yup. Right here. Got teased about ‘reading the dictionary’. Really just an avid reader. Still am. 15 years on that shit still hurts.
EvilKam
I wish I could say something to make it be okayh; but I do not believe any such words exist. Society's attack on you remains unconscionable