Ha1lst0rm
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I should add that this is not my creation. Watching someone's decisions unfold over Facebook.
Sep 15, 2017 12:49 AM
Ha1lst0rm
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I should add that this is not my creation. Watching someone's decisions unfold over Facebook.
sevenmillionhahalaughs
looks nice. bear in mind that there are populations in poverty that cant have anything to eat.
edtwozeronine
Plenty of carbs to tide you over.
Jhi85
i think you just gave taco bell their new menu item
NonKonformingKobold
I called that lunch growing up.... now I want a Dorito burrito...
richardpleasums
Throw that baby Converse on there and you're all set
25schmeckles
Gross why not just eat them separate?
sharingiscaring2
Authentic Taco Bell
gablona
This probably gives you less diarrhea
solrev
Also +1 for Hailstorm.
westachilles
Or your low on munchies and you just did a whole bunch of bong rips to see how high you would get.
reddocs
Dorrito Burrito
stimpsonjcatt
The mustard is what makes it cuisine.
karmaslap
In college I regularly had cheese with mustard on it like this pic has when I literally had nothing else to eat. Made it feel more sandwichy
notimeleftforyou
Actually, it looks tasty. Hurrah for yellow mustard!
dccandMagnet
Skip the mustard and I'm in like flint
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
I just went a bought like 12 cans of Chunky soup
rmwt
Ted Cruz?
IChangedMyUsernameToDangerous
Have fun with your droopy poops.
Mysfitt
I mean, the napkin will give you some fiber but the doritos are better to use for starting fires.
pffffffffb
I have been that baked lots of times.
CrocodileDunphy
Ha.. zero sympathy for the person eating this. Too stupid to prepare for a storm that took over a week to arrive.
raghorn61
Bone app the teeth!
PorkchoppSandwiches
We get it, you're rich. You don't have to rub it in
HousePanther
You've had worse in your mouth and liked it.
ShadowReaper462
Send this to Gordan Ramsey. I want to see that
Eeksy
solrev
Looks fine. Needs more Doritos
dudedude09
Salt and Pepper you fucking heathen
wadatahmydamie
Bone app the teeth
derekn
I make good money and randomly make concoctions such as this. I also like MRE's and didn't own a microwave until my girlfriend made me...
maddmurph
I too would (and have) eat this by choice.
therooter007
Rationing
solrev
That's fair. Good call
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
I think the better call would have been no Doritos at all because that’s only enough to tease.
SuperSamFromTheRescue
Crunched up though so it's easier to eat. Melt that gooey cheese. Mmmmm
ooteriot
+1 for mustard
ElysianLegion4
Shit! Mayo and BBQ chips sandwich was my snake of choice for several years.
forreallyandfortrue
...snake? That's quite a mental picture.
ElysianLegion4
Oh yeah! snakes makes great snacks. Didn't you know?
forreallyandfortrue
I'd hoped to keep it a secret for fear of a run on snack snakes (in Cool Ranch and now Honey-glazed Chive).
bendurrodriguez
A feast fit for a king! You, sir, have planned well!
CorneliusCornwall
Can I get 2 poverittos?
tremolo
Holy shit, nice one! Actually laughed out loud!
feldsPieMagnet
Oo snap.
IrishBarBalm
Cheddar in burrito wraps isn't that bad actually. Dunno about the doritos, and especially the mustard. o.O
PlatinumProductions
That's American "cheese".
IrishBarBalm
Ah. You are correct. Ew.
BaronVonBadass
this is on you. No hurricane made you create this culinary atrocity.
OnePotatoTwoPotatoThreePotatoFloor
wish I could upvote this more than once...
Ha1lst0rm
Not on me! I'm just watching this unfold over Facebook.
comingbacktowhereivealwaysbeen
Are you watching this unfold over facebook?
cdigital
Might be watching this unfold over Facebook.
stonedcloud
This is op
IamHereForTheComments
That is exactly what a person who choose not to evacuate and not to stock up would say
DTtom
Maybe he should add that this is not my creation.
rrsig
I would so eat that if I was high.
Toqom
Minus the mustard, melt the cheese, then add Doritos; I eat this sober.
asm80dfa8sdfj
I assumed it was liquid cheese, but I think you're right about the mustard. Yuck.
mkomaha
I'd eat it sober. Looks so good.
Damien8825
You really think if he forgot basic food and water he has weed? No his fate is to eat that sober.
rrsig
I'm pretty sure I know a few people that would save their stash over saving food.
woodjoiner
Is that an insult or a complement? Honest question.
rrsig
Eh... I'm not sure. I wouldn't go out of my way to make it sober. But..high.. that's a fine meal. Probably orgasmic.
woodjoiner
You should learn how to cook.
rrsig
I can cook. I can cook very well, thank you. And I don't get high anymore so I guess I won't be eating this. It was just a thought.
dnmplay648888
Or you're in college.
davethebiker
High rolling in college...
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
Can confirm. I used to eat tortilla chips with hot sauce and ranch in a tortilla
imolegregg
Only if they're knock off Doritos
yourmoth1
Yeah... id eat that
jfunkx15
Ramen baby!!!
LordCommanderTomSnow
My thoughts exactly.
JadeMcLeod
Fucker stole my recipe
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Or being a lazy PoS that's self employed, like me!
IamHereForTheComments
Or you are high
tylerstubs
Or drunk. Or both.
Poxopi
Hurricane evacuees or college students - the new boarding game!
kempper
From Milton Bradley!!!
Poxopi
What's that?
kempper
A board game company
Andonemorething
Ohhhhh so you can afford Doritos?!?
akillha
But are they?!?
digitalist1
Nope we got off brand dou. U can barley taste the cardboard