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Jan 14, 2026 5:15 AM
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wanderleisantosf10
#1 Jesus can't authenticate anymore because he was picked up by I C E
Eldibs
#32 That's a gap spreader.
Marsupialmessiah
#2 now THATS a brother
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
#4 well... certainly doesn't help, if she keeps sleeping with these men. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2dqcTU3cWs3cnRjNWtmdGtpN3FidHpmdDRsN3NpenU4bWpoOTN1ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o85xGocUH8RYoDKKs/200w.webp
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
Ah, "keep on truckin'", the less known Second Golden Rule
pritolus
#16 last time I moved our first dinner ended up being a US MRE. I'm Norwegian, lol
johnblood616
#5 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dG43dWZpN3k2MHExczAwcHByYTRwdHg1d3lwM3Bsanl0bmtmYXFjbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lTkXCXQ4RB2T9416nR/200w.webp
draconyum
#1 I'll give you three fiddy
robnorrisradio
#1 That's way too much money. Personalized autographs don't hold nearly as much value. Dude's lucky if he'll get $7500 for it.
ThomasThundersword
#1 may be fraud, but it might actually slip in under the definition, as it “appears” signed by jesus himself. it makes no claim that it IS. so the argument would most likely hinge on, would a reasonable person agree that it *appears* to be.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
#5
eidam655
#27 yeah, your mom too
astrangehop
#4 IUDs have stellar rates, better than the pill even. That being said — one time my friend's GF showed him some sort of spermicidal film that clings to your cervix and he was like "that sounds like it won't work, but okay." She was pregnant in like five weekends.
textilelover
Spermicides should be used in addition to other contraception. Sigh.
req4adream99
#37 maybe Wyoming.
Eiladar
My state is shaped like a handgun. I probably should be more worried about this than I am.
Munchman347
#3 Isn't that how the fat pedo got rid of Ivana when she found out about him raping kids and threatened to divorce him?
Heisanevilgenius
#36 A Fistful of Sharks is all three!
Nightcaste
#21 dumbass straight up called me on the phone, from the restaurant last night.
OtisTDrunk
Jesus On His Way To Deliver It To You......Signed Copy
BeckyLookAtHerButt
#12 Thirteen is the number of monsters... um, cookies the baker makes. A baker's dozen, not a dozen bakers.
FrankTheThunderbird
#36 In Jaws there is a shark exactly where you would expect it to be and for some reason that is a problem.
Imallupinthebenz
#4 girl, you slept with him... raise your standards, queen.
Howlingowl
#4 Guy was just being nice while putting on his condom; didn’t want to say he was worried about catching a STD from her.
xiconfjs
#16 no, keep giving those advices because people are stupid and they don’t know what they don’t know
viral0bean
gg
bloobiebloob
#3 You're raising Annie Wilkes
TlsGrz
#15 Honestly, I‘m conflicted. I‘m all for minding one’s own business, but I also feel like calling people out for endangering/harming others is something we should do more. With caffeine, it‘s probably closer to the „not your business“ side of the things, but what If it was alcohol or cigarettes?
ricpaul
#1 https://imgur.com/kNB2zbg
Oregwath
#4 My wife was on the pill when our first was conceived and on the shot when the second was conceived. I got the snip to fix that problem.
HelpfulCorn
Both of those are very error prone. The IUD is almost as effective as sterilization.
HairyChairstepper
And then you got pregnant instead?
RitzBitz25
#37 as a Colorado resident, can confirm. Our license plates, receipts, computer screens, TVs, phones, and mattresses are all also Colorado shaped. We take it pretty seriously here.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Those poor suckers in Nebraska have to look at Colorado stuff all day too. Must be humiliating.
HuCared
#32 Educated guesses what this is?
bingotown
Intake manifold port spreader.
ImLurkingOnImgur
I know next to nothing about cars but I don't have to guess what that is. And I'm not saying you can't use it on a car, just that you wouldn't usually use it on a car.
Squossifrage
I suppose you could use it to stretch out the end of a new hose before installing it, especially if the pipe it connects to is flanged... normally you'd just lightly grease the outside of the pipe though
SchizoidPanda
I believe it's called a speculum. Sorry if your comment was a joke I missed 🙂
HuCared
No joke, honest question. Thanks
HuCared
Okay, now I know why I didn't recognize it. :)