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https://www.thedailybeast.com/bannon-spills-on-secret-physical-brawl-behind-musks-demise/
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/bannon-spills-on-secret-physical-brawl-behind-musks-demise/
Amomani
Dude had a black eye and was high as hell during an Oval Office media session today. He's cooked mentally.
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
I read "Musk's demise" and got excited for a moment
aoshistark
Put enough narcissists in a room and they'll start attacking each other. We should lock all of them in there with a snapped pool cue and see what comes of it.
imgurmage
“It was two billionaire, middle-aged men thinking it was WWE in the hall of the West Wing,” a witness told Axios when the incident first emerged.
We could have televised it and made more money than ol' musky "saved" the government.
GreyKnightTemplar666
So, like in video games, Elon has no real idea how to win a fight
TheVampireDante
Probably kept yelling "pause game" or trying to pay someonne to switch out...
polopolomarkopolopolo
One of the few I believe less than Elon, is Steve Bannon
LanceSackless
Guys im not sure this administration has our best interest in mind
torokunai
GOP slogan: "We all gotta die sometime!"
ThoseRulesArentReal
Idk giving Elon a black eye is very much in my interests
vallejoattorney15
https://futurism.com/neoscope/botched-implants
His pee pee broke, so Elon big mad 😠
TKBold
Seen a recent picture of Elon. Dude legit looks like a ghoul.
aslum
I read Musk's Demise in the headline and then was immediately disappointed they didn't mean literally.
aoshistark
breguet
Musk has used ketamine, ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms, according to anonymous sources speaking to American media. His drug use is alleged to have been heavy during the presidential election campaign.
Naramumu
Yeah, that's what you get from a narcissist who lucked his way up and is filled to the brim with ketamine, ecstasy and shroom.
rbudrick
The headlines at the bottom of that article "trump considers pardoning Diddy," Musk leaves with Peter Miller's wife." Bunch of other wacky shit. I feel like daily beast may not be a reputable source. Meh.
Zootsoot
The source also reports Musk saying, “I know you are, but what am I?” and to have grabbed the other man’s arm and repeatedly slap the others face while asking, “Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself??”.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
mikeatike
Unless one of them kills the other, I don't give a shit.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
When the administration is an amalgamation of all the worst people you can imagine, it is impossible to know who is lying the most and who is simply a horrible human being. Its like if Darth Vader and the Eye of Sauron had a conflict. Who do you even believe? Anyone? Is it just that everyone is awful?
BranDohCalrissian
I actually would really like to see how that played out. The Vader-Sauron conflict, that is.
ShinyObject007
Vader all the way. Space sorcery vs Middle earth magic would be an epic fight.
monsteroflove
Only the best people.t
CoffeeZombie
Okay, but...what, exactly, does Bannon have to do with any of this? Like, why would he know any more than anybody else about it? AFAIK, he isn't part of Trump's team this time around. He's not there. At best, he's hearing about this from someone else.
invalidobject
The linked article cites the Daily Mail…. this isn’t news, it’s click bait
Telemapus
I think we can be certain that everybody involved in the administration knew about it, five minutes after it happened. Bannon is just the guy who crowed about it to the press, because he hates Musk.
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
Because the muskrat’s trying to fuck his wife, from what I’ve heard.
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
This is in addition to Stephen Miller's wife, which may or may not have contributed to the black eye?
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
Oh wait I misread. Thought you said Miller. No idea wtf’s up with Bannon lol sorry.
DopeChicken
Jesus. It would have been super fun to see these two pussy fucks “fighting” one another.
tibris
Musk died? don't do that! don't give me hope!
Snooj
I wonder if Trump has to give back the Tesler.
ArcRay
why is that headline written that way? i cannot take this any other way than suddenly hearing that Musk is dead. which gave me false hope for a moment there.
Krashtestdummy
Is that where the black eye came from?
KremlinOfAges
He tells his friends it was a door handle.
idownvoteplottwist
i assumed it was solo damage from the drugs
andydicktracymorganfairchild
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siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
Allegedly his human shield hit him in the eye from what I read
TheZommie
who is the guy on the right? that isn't steve bannon, because he isn't covered in sores and diseases
torokunai
Treasury Secretary Bessent, the glue holding this shitty admin together
duoplicity
CitrusyGarlic
Kinda shitty to insult SPAM like that, SPAM has literally saved many a starving, lost camper's life before, has Steve Bannon ever saved any lost camper's lives?
duoplicity
While not a fan of Spam myself, the main difference is *moldy* Spam is not safe campers either.
CitrusyGarlic
Sure but it's not the SPAM's fault that it got moldy
Beelzabubby
The likeness is amazing!
bekindtoanimals
HAHAHAHA!
IDontCareAtAllButIShould
How long does it have to sit out to look like that?
duoplicity
71 years, so far. :)
tibris
the spam or Bannon?
mentalproblemz
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlN2lrOTd0Z3FnamIzdHdmMm0zMDFvanBwaHU3aGcwdGYyMW5ranNpMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU/giphy.mp4
TheChunguskaEvent
lmao imagine getting your ass whipped by scott bessent
DVSBSTrD
He didn't have his toddler there to protect him.
Fripperton
masteryoplait
An old billionaire clocked apartheid gem baby
drduffer
It’d be even funnier if it were Marco Rubio.
Idontneedrealfacts
Lil Marco
Amomani
Remember when he wanted to have a boxing match on TV?
InfocalypseRising
He didn't, though. He just didn't expect the challenge to be accepted.
tentacularfleshscape
Same as with buying Twitter
vystral
I wanted both of them to lose (read: suffer mortal injuries)
fivefrozenfishfingers
Bessent looks like he beats up homeless people while wearing latex gloves.
keystotheairlock
*eats
LiterallyAWizard
He looks like a FNAF animatronic caricature of humself.
Nevernotknowing
His real name.... Charles E. Cheese
fivefrozenfishfingers
When he talks, his chin is fixed and the top of his head moves, like a muppet.
mksu
Turns out Musk is completely impotent after all.
buddhanature
Spoiler, they all are.
thundercactus
Well the good news is, calling DOGE out for being totally incompetent deeply affects him personally. So we need to keep it up.
boop66
...and in possession of every American citizen's personal and financial details. https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbWhwZ3M1dHVrMXJ4dnIwczV0ZWx2OWxtdTRja3I0bnFvZDNzcDJlcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wkw0NzCkbyIxEhiEae/giphy.mp4
Targe0
Oh, not just every American. Everyone who has ever paid American Taxes. Which is a much bigger list.
fallswinkingtothefloor
He's not on it himself then😏
Targe0
Oh, he'd be on it, because of all the government contracts he's gotten.
UpvoteBuddyJesus
Bannon is on the other side of the coin from Elon. Bannon is super racist, wants no immigrants. Elon is, of course, pro cheap labor and pro H1B. They hate each other. Bannon should not be trusted. Not saying this didn't happen, but all these guys live in fantasy land and lie like A LOT.
peterbozeman
A LOT.
rdmage11
2 old white dudes yelling and shoving each other sounds like a lot of high school "fights" I saw and later heard about. It's amazing how quick useless embellishments come to these people, but I'd call them pushing each other plausible given the egos involved.
DreamingOfDistantShores
So we should lock them in a room until there's only one left. And then leave it locked after that too. Got it.
NotACanadian
Yeah how's Bannon going to know about any of this anyway? Didn't he resign a while back?
DVSBSTrD
Like how George Bush got his black eye from "chooking on a pretzel".
MarkRavingMad
Let them fight. If they want to get into petty (and very public) PR fights, I'll make the popcorn. what's that quote about never interrupting your enemies while they're making a mistake?
Eyeetsass
Believe the incident, or don’t, but you can be certain there is a lot of infighting. You notice the collective group bullying rallies are missing. Behind the curtain they’re losing cohesion. Goals have been met, objectives achieved, and now the party is not moving in the direction any of them wants. They’re all miserable, and it’s breaking down.
minipancho94
Musk rat has a black eye in some photos circulating rn.
W0lfsbl00d
xlon's "Illuminati black eye"
wetqueef
Having been around people who abuse stimulants, I would absolutely believe this.
GreaterDog
Historically he's taken harmful advantage of H1B, occupying designated competitive tech slots in the H1B program to bring people in just to paint cars ("innovative manufacturing"). Elon's the type of guy who would hire undocumented workers while pontificating about eugenics and phrenology. When you're massively unethical, you don't have to be consistent between your shitty opinions and shitty actions.
thedudeman519
Bannon is a major reason were in this fucking mess
W0lfsbl00d
He needs to be 86'd
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DarkBusterBaron
Step 1 rent a wood chipper. Step 2 tie all their arms and legs together with a sturdy rope Step 3 throw the ends of the rope into the wood chipper to create a near endless stream of nazi chunks. A heavy duty shredder will also work.
RevolutionOnHerLips
I cast fireball!
Gestalt7
Bukoden
What should have been done long ago.
Deal with them so they can't cause issues for other people that aren't being paid to take care of them.
Leonon
dudehiemer
And the mangled penis having, drug using, illegal immigrant Musk should be trusted?
Vamp13
no, but if u have to pick a shadow president, musk is better than bannon is what he was saying.
mithiwithi
Nah, I'd say they both suck almost equally as much for different reasons, and they're both incorrigible liars and you shouldn't believe either of them. If they tell you conflicting stories of what happened in the White House, you should conclude that you know nothing of what happened in the White House.
UpvoteBuddyJesus
Nope
TacoPoweredHelicopter
"illegal immigrant" take that shit elsewhere. Do not use that as a way to belittle and dehumanize.
Musk is human garbage, but immigration status is not a slur.
Jackalblade
My friend was wondering about the mangled penis part.
m0problems
It's like the J. D. Vance couch thing... it has no basis in reality but it seems sort of plausible
dudehiemer
There are stories floating around that Musk had a botched penis enlargement surgery. Which is one of the reasons all of his progeny except one are from IVF instead of the ol' fashion way.
Jackalblade
While I am horrified, I appreciate the clarification, thankies.
PballQhead
His daughter claims he reproduces via IVF so he can selectively breed boys…
eion85
The White House Press Secretary confirmed it, if that helps.
She's a piece of shit too, but maybe confirmation helps.
Agreement2agree
She's the worst lying sycophant in fucking history, so thst doesn't really help
UristImiknorris
That just means two professional liars are agreeing with each other.
eion85
That's certainly a possibility.
I honestly don't care if they're lying. I love these fascists fighting with each other.
mithiwithi
This is why we will win in the long run - fascists inevitably turn on each other. What remains to be seen is how many decent people we will be able to spare from their depredations before their regime collapses for good.
W0lfsbl00d
The shit phoenix will return... It won't be "for good". The GOP electorate and elected are rotted.