HaydenAndMabel2
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Cats
Dec 10, 2017 2:44 PM
HaydenAndMabel2
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zeacorzeppelin10
Present arms!
WellThatsOriginal
My favorite thing as a young boy. My Cat Diesel Power hat. I was soooooo cool.
weedsaveslife
CoolBeanz
2fligh2high
GetOffMyLawnYa
Looks like.
MyWorkDrivesMeCrazy
Damn right!
dargon
sowasvonsowas
Best Cat photo I've ever seen!
CapsShield
Well played...
whereisbizzy
I spent a long time looking for a cat
Broonstar
https://imgur.com/hQWVBje
SirBarnabusMontesforteWinsomTheThird
Even if these machines were called 'Anal Puss', you'd probably get to the front page with this image.
Scrappytonya
Made me smile. Have my upvote.
HaydenAndMabel2
Thanks
trogdorthburninator
duo90
The owner of holt cat went to my school, I met him. Nice guy
JoggingWithForks
fromthemiddleofnowhere
Aww cats!
surrealizations
Your kitty looks fucky
thisguyonline1988
Cat fight
StructuralIntegrityIsOverrated
21viking
Sure do.
km9v
Cat cathedral
MexicanViking
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
MASTERLITE
Underrated comment
HaydenAndMabel2
I like the post about me, +1 usersub
butwhyisthenamegone
I never knew earthmoving equipment had weddings, but there you go...
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
No, But my wedding might will involve some earth-moving equipment.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Your wife that big that you need a loader to move her? Congrats on all the sex spots.
imgurleygirl
I lost it at all the sex spots
TerraDactyl89
I mean it's not hard to lose things in all of those sex spots. Wallets... keys... who knows what you might find!
HaydenAndMabel2
Hey it worked!!
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
Take your 4500th upvote you bamboozling bastige!
MrDrWatson
TK421isAFK
Now you gotta post the follow-up pics of the wedding of the D9 and 320D, and subsequent baby pics of the newborn 300.9D.
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
"Local OP is a big fat phony"
HenryGR
Worked for me too, long time ago ;O) https://imgur.com/user/HenryGR/index/best
MimicKing007
OP is a big fat phony?
HenryGR
I don't think he is. It was the same joke, very different context.
HaydenEllis84
Ehh
sparta67dt
Cats do. Caterpillars though, have not been tested. Hope your experiment goes well.
CumsInPies
It worked
HaydenAndMabel2
Mhm
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
I tried using a caterpillar for cat tax. Didn't work.
dslrErik
This looks like the industrial equipment version of be our guest
AlexanJunk
100% Would watch that.
secretstadiumsauce
LSparkles
https://media1.giphy.com/media/EFPHbiUeC8VUI/giphy.gif
Ootandabootehh
"Wear a vest, wear a vest! Don't put safety to the test!"
zsefvgb
Tie the laces on your boots, keep eyes up, don't be a pest..
KZDM
Rolling forward, rolling back, make sure you stay on the track
AnythingMuchShorter
Watch that rebar it's real vicious. Don't believe me? here's my stitches!
MimicKing007
Don’t give Pixar ideas. This could be the plot to Cars 23.
CyranoDeBurlapSack
We should have a plot for Incredibles 3 by then.
thelovechildofhitlerandstalin
Odds are we'll make it that far
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
What if construction equipment had feelings?
DarkMaster98
Yes, right after Scooters 3.
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
I want this at my wedding, who do I call to make that happen
DJDadMouth337
It’s funny the first thing this made me think of was people getting married
Jinuyr
Ghostbusters
CapsShield
Chris Pratt, a bunch of talented singers, and the rights to use "everything is awesome" at your wedding.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
And they lower arms as you pass under. Just skip the butt swat.
SGSchlaghund
levett machinery , and other rental companies, aw well as finning, hope you got lots of cash for rentals
FishSausages
I think the bigger question is can you find a partner who agrees to this?
LuckyJynX
kreidol
BAHAHA, this was literally my first thought. +1
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
you and your sister are going to have a beautiful wedding.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
I'm gonna say... C.A.T?
PandaPolice24
CAT
theholypoop
theholypoop
shitt. wrong number.
PeriwinkleBlueTick
Is it horrible that I see the entire wedding party wearing real tree camo? I’m not saying this is a bad thing b/c I’d want this too....
OGsamurai
This is the wedding you just can't see anyone bc they are all wearing realtree camo.
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
Don’t worry, they won’t be wearing real tree camo, they’ll be wearing real tree...aka we give them a bonsai tree to cover up with
AncientPostNecromancer
Well, that's better than fake tree camo i guess
fiery831
I was thinking more Carhartt...
PeriwinkleBlueTick
SorryImAwkwardSorry
But you wouldn't see anyone
graou13
even the wife? https://store.realtree.com/realtree-flaired-a-line-dress/
AttractedToShinyThings
$315?! That seems pretty steep! I guess you can wear it squirrel hunting or something on the honeymoon...
JumpingBalogna
HazyWasabi
Contact your local CAT lady
vitaminalgas
Janusha
I dunno... CAT ?
poorwhitetrash
Jim Umpleby https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Umpleby
iSpaYco
u pissed me off
HateClub
You'll need lot of rice fot that
Wronggifplacement
Kim Jong-un
SJohnson23
True story - my cousin works at CAT and he got one of their biggest machines to take him and his bride back to the reception.
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Your accountant
BurntToast127
Cat Financial
alexjonesisagayfrog
Anyone willing to marry you
papaopamas
your local caterpillar heavy equipment provider
zigbigidorlu
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
$1,200 per machine per hour and I'll bring 13 trackhoes up and I'll even drive you down the aisle on a High Track D6.
kreidol
still cheaper than a beach-side wedding
EZMONEY98
Thats a good deal for all dem hoes
Babskies
$1,200 per 20 ton machine per hr? Jesus, where do you live that people pay those prices? Me and my mini excavator are willing to relocate.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Sorry but my 2 year old cornered the mini market when he was 11 months old.
MoxleyUnhinged
it's almost like reading porn. i love it. source? i grew up around these machines.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Family business is heavy construction/demolition, I've spent 28 years in it & have my 2 year old learning
MoxleyUnhinged
that is adorable.
Noyoudontknowmefromsomewhere
it's a scam! 13 will make an uneven canopy.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
The 13th one is there to dig a hole for anyone who objects.
bed1am6666
So use 12 as the isle and us the 13th to drive down to the other side or as an alter that lifts you up during the ceremony
Solbion
Good thinking.
LegacyMuse
Brilliant!
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
Don't forget a Bobcat as the ring bearer.
LegacyMuse
Also Brilliant!
Windharp
Ghost-busters!
Sodatwigg
Goats butter!